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Primer For Voters: Socialist Candidate For Ag Commissioner Clayton Tucker. His REAL Beliefs.

This post is designed to be spread far and wide to Texas voters so they understand who the “democrat” candidate is. He is a rabid Marxist and far-left radical who pretends to be a rancher.Be sure to post a link to this on every one of his social media comment sections. Here is the short version:

Clayton Tucker is for open borders, thinks Austin should be a sanctuary city for illegal invaders and ALSO thinks a border wall is “racist.”

**Clayton’s Dad works for Firefly – and thus makes his money from NASA contracts.**

Clayton Tucker only invented his “rancher” persona very recently ( circa 2021/2022). Prior to that, he was a “political organizer” for a Bernie Sanders communist splinter group called “Our Revolution.”

He does NOT meet the qualifications to be Ag candidate. State Democrat Chair Kendall Scudder has REFUSED to release Clayton’s candidacy filings.

His supposed ‘multi-generation family ranch’ was only incorporated in December of 2023 (2.5 years ago).

His ‘ranch’ is actually grandpa’s land where Clayton goes to take pictures of his pet goats and post them on Facebook for the little old ladies to fawn over.

**When he ran for state senate in November 2020,** he did NOT mention anything about being a ‘rancher’ – because he wasn’t. He’s still not.

Still lives with his mother at 35 years of age. Has never had a real job.

He is SUCH a fake rancher, in fact, that he MISSPELLED the word “baling” when talking about himself “bailing” hay on his own campaign website!

Is a confirmed compulsive liar. Has been caught lying red-handed over THIRTY TIMES.

He is strongly pro-tranny and in favor of little kids being mutilated, castrated and being given puberty blockers so they can “change genders.”

Clayton has never been married or had kids – so he has never even run a household or had ANY responsibility of any kind. He still lives with his mother at age 35. He owns no property so he pays no property taxes.

Big supporter of Islam, socialist muslims and unfettered border jumping by third-world criminals:

Here he is wearing an Arabic lapel pin in order to brown-nose Sasquatch Tlaib…

**Clayton’s group endorsed muslims for the Texas house – they both took their oath of office on a Qu’ran instead of a bible.**

Rubs elbows with FAR LEFT, anti-law-and-order Antifa types.

Is in favor of: open borders, socialized medicine, ending fossil fuels by 2030…

Was in favor of forced masking during Covid, wore a mask in the car by himself during Covid and DEMANDED the entire economy be shut down for over a year. Freaked out when Abbott made a move to re-open schools.

STILL wearing mask in 2021 while injecting himself with untested poison…

Further reading and more details: Timeline of a Fake Rancher Fraud

Clayton Tucker Sees Monopolies, Rigging And ‘Price Gouging’ Everywhere. Has Reported NONE Of It To Authorities. What An Asshat.

To hear Trust Fund Tucker tell it, you can’t take a step in any direction in a grocery store without running into food that is “monopolized” or “rigged” or has a price that is “gouging you.” He has told us this at LEAST 100 times publicly in the last few months. It’s the cornerstone of his doomed Ag Commissioner campaign…

Monopolies are rigging the system, destroying agriculture, & price gouging at the grocery store. Adding insult to injury, AI data centers are coming for our water. #Monopoly #BigAg #DataCenters pic.twitter.com/QArwjTXD8d
— Clayton Tucker (@ClaytonTuckerTX) February 18, 2026

He never tells us the NAMES of these monopolies or the foods being “rigged” and “gouged” but he assures us it is EVERYWHERE!! Ok then.

So I have to ask the socialist with no job who has tons of time on his hands one simple question:

Why haven’t you reported all this supposed malfeasance to the proper authorities??

It’s quite simple. You can even do it on-line. Yet he is apparently too stupid to know this or too lazy to do it – take your pick.

So Comrade Clayton, the unemployed bum who lives with his mother at age 35 is going to “fight monopolies!!” but cannot even be bothered to write an email to the DOJ or FTC? LOL. Wow. What a ‘fighter’ he is!

What a total pussy.

No, the truth is simpler than that. Here are the three possibilities as to why he hasn’t reported all these monopolies and price riggers:

#1 – There ARE no monopolies, riggers or gougers. The rise in these prices is general inflation. EVERYTHING went up around 30% during the Biden years – used cars, insurance, hotel rooms. You name it. Biden printed trillions into existence and this inflation is the result. Gold understands this, which is why it went from $2,000 per ounce to $5,000 per ounce over those same years.

Of course, Comrade Clayton cannot admit this, because he needs his “monopoly and rigging” bullshit to scare old ladies and to excuse himself for being a failure at ranching.

[Note: shitlib morons like Clayton Tucker and Bruce Haywood DEMANDED the government shut down the entire economy over a cold virus in 2020/2021 and fat slobs like Bruce Haywood DEMANDED stimulus money “from the government” – which means PRINTING it into existence. I warned back then it would lead to inflation. Now the shitlibs are whining about the very inflation they created. Absolute MORONS!]

Bruce proves he is still the dumbest fuck in Lampasas. As well as the fattest.

#2 – Clayton is too stupid to know how he can report all this. I agree heartily that Clayton is a very stupid boy, but the REAL reason is still reason #1 above.

#3 – Clayton is too lazy to write an email. I agree with this also. He is most definitely lazy, as we have seen by him being 35 years old and having no real job. But still, the real answer is #1 above.

What a shameless piece of shit he is, running around lying to old ladies just to grab their money. Asshole.

“Coffee With Commie Who Lives With Mommy” Would Be A Catchier (And More Accurate) Title.

Starbucks-loving communist Clayton Tucker is going to lower himself tomorrow and have coffee at a local shop with the hoi polloi. A massive 2-man, 10-woman crowd is expected, if “the usual ratio” holds true…as it does here:

The usual 75% to 90% female ratio holds once again!

As we have seen, Clayton’s cliches and word salads play best to neurotic liberal women who don’t care that he never elaborates on any actual solutions. They are quite happy to hear him spout nonsense like “everyone deserves a seat at the table!” or “no child should go hungry!” or “I will fight the oligarchs!”

It’s a good thing they DON’T care about solutions, too. That’s because Clayton Tucker HAS no solutions to ANY problem. Hell, he didn’t even solve the FIRST problem every child encounters in life: moving out of mom’s house and supporting yourself.

So if you want “Coffee With Commie Who Still Lives With Mommy” then you are in luck!!

Although “Coffee With The Cosplay Cowboy” also has a nice ring to it.

Douchebag.

THERE It Is. Trust Fund Tucker’s Mask Slips And Commie Shit Spews Forth.

Clayton the Cosplay Cowboy just couldn’t keep it together until November. It was inevitable.

It’s not enough he has spent the last few months talking about issues that have NOTHING to do with Ag Commissioner (water usage in big cities, the power grid, etc).

He just couldn’t stop himself from spewing woke commie shit at some point….

**Had to throw the “diversity” bullshit in there for good measure with a minority female photo to boot. Proving once again, Clayton Tucker is a woke DEI-loving clown.**

As usual, Comrade Clayton is clueless about the office he seeks. The Ag Commissioner isn’t tasked with “getting Congress off their ass to pass socialized medicine.”

He ACTUALLY thinks he gets to be Ag Commissioner and yell at Congress “hey guys! Pass socialized medicine! I demand it!” and then it will happen. LOL. What a rusticated prat he is.

What Ag Commissioner REALLY does is…

The Texas State Office of Rural Health (SORH), housed within the Texas Department of Agriculture, supports, coordinates, and improves access to healthcare in rural Texas by providing grants, technical assistance, and workforce recruitment for clinics and hospitals. It acts as a liaison for federal/state funding and offers tools to improve the sustainability of rural providers.

Kind of like this from just six weeks ago:

Commissioner Miller Hails $50 Billion for Rural Health Care, Texas Leads the Way (12/30/2025)

Whoops. Once AGAIN, Comrade Clayton is flailing around yammering about yesterday’s news and problems that have already been addressed through the proper channels.

Poor Clayton. He wants to look so big and important by declaring all this shit he’s going to do, but in reality he’s just a clueless little boy trying desperately to secure some tiny bit of power or control over ANYTHING after 35 years of being a failure and a fuckup in his real life.

When you are a failure and a nobody in real life, you have grandiose delusions and daydreams like this to keep yourself from accepting reality and thus crushing your ego into ashes.

It’s really quite sad.

Frankly, it seems moronic that ANY healthcare powers are under the umbrella of the Ag Department, but that’s how it is. All they do is funnel federal tax dollars here and there. Pretty simple.

Still Grifting After All These Years. Clayton’s REAL Job Is Begging On-Line. Plus My Election Predictions.

Here is a blast from the past. Some on-line begging from Clayton Tucker as a candidate for City council almost exactly five years ago.

Five years ago, his big issue was “Internet!” because a couple times a year it would go out and he’d pitch a bitch fit.

So he had barely gotten done grifting money for his state senate campaign against Dawn Buckingham (he got destroyed by 39 points) when he started grifting more money for his City council campaign.

As you can see, he has no problem lying his ass off about how “tight” the margins were in his race against Zac Morris – a race he ALSO got destroyed in by 34 points (33% to 67%). He was thumped so badly that he earned the moniker “Baby Seal” henceforth on this blog.

There was NO WAY he knew what the “margin” was because there was no polling in such a tiny, small-town race. That didn’t stop him from lying to the low-IQ, shitlib idiots who might vote for him, like Bruce Haywood and Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris.

So much for those “deep Lampasas roots,” eh Comrade?

You’ll also notice that he blabbers about global warming and “justice” and socialized medicine – but nary a word about data centers, monopolies or water issues. LOL. That’s because he just adopted those causes a few weeks ago. He also put his occupation as “political organizer” on his application – NOT rancher or farmer.

After he gets his ass kicked in November, he will dream up some new issues to freak out about and run for something else…and he’ll be grifting on-line for money then, too.

Since I was 100% right about Vance, Trump and Kamala Harris previously, I thought I’d offer you a look seven months into the future.

ELECTION PREDICTIONS:

Clayton will get very excited on March 4th and blather about how he “won” his primary, even though he is running unopposed. He will look at the 37,000 people who were dumb enough to fill in the Clayton Tucker box even though there was no other choice, and he will be filled with even MORE false hope about November.

I think Sid Miller will beat his primary opponent. I really don’t care. I have no dog in that race. Nate Sheets will kick the shit out of Clayton as well. Doesn’t really matter who is on the Republican side.

Abbott is currently at around 90% to win as governor, which should carry all the way down the ticket to the offices 95% of Texans don’t give a shit about (railroad commissioner, Ag Commissioner, etc)

I can see Clayton losing his race with an outcome of maybe 55% to 45% – which in political terms is pretty much an ass whipping. He should lose by close to 1 million votes. Like I have said previously, it doesn’t matter if you put “bowl of dogshit” on the ballot on the Democrat side, the straight-ticket voters will vote for it.

In other words, Trust Fund Tucker could do absolutely nothing, spend $0.00 and STILL get 45% of the vote. Which makes his wheel-spinning for the last eight months even more hilarious. But in his tiny pea brain, he will have “just barely lost” this race – which will embolden him to run for something else in two years. Bank on it.

Talarico will handily beat that idiot Jasmine Crockett and then Paxton will beat Talarico in the general. I have to say, voting for Paxton yesterday was one of the most satisfying things I have done in a while. There are few RINOs I hate more than John Cornyn. Fuck that guy.

I find it VERY unusual that Comrade Clayton has not publicly endorsed his butt buddy Jasmine Crockett for Senate. Very unusual indeed.

Aimless Socialist Bum Drives Nine Hours Round Trip To Once Again Get Underfoot To Blabber About Water Stealing.

First Palestine. Then Waco. Now Corpus Christi.

Captain Goatwanker has jumped into his tiny Baby Seal Mobile once again, to waste an entire day driving to a city far, far away where he has zero power, zero sway and zero knowledge of what’s going on.

Quite a turnout! There are five morons sitting there listening – and FOUR are gullible, retarded shitlib females. As usual.

Wait, I thought you were running because you were mad about ultra-processed food that make you super sick 50% of the time? That’s what you said just a few weeks ago when asked point blank.

In this dummy’s tiny pea brain, a city of 350,000 is too helpless and stupid to protect themselves from the Evil Billionaires. LOL. So they need a 35-year-old bum with zero skills who lives with his mom to show up at a “rally” (five people in photo) and tell them “hey! Don’t give away all your water! That’s a bad idea!”

Truly hilarious.

The peanut gallery disagreed vehemently with Comrade Clayton’s assessment. They place a higher priority on the “infinity Indians flooding Texas” and then called him a queer. I cannot take issue with either of those points.

Frankly, I don’t care if Corpus runs out of water any more than I care if some city in India is running out of water. I don’t live there. Not my problem. I imagine the people who DO live there (Clayton Tucker is not one of them) will be strongly motivated to solve this problem and are probably smart enough not to give away their scarce resource.

They DO live on the coast and the planet is 70% water, so maybe get going on some desalinization plans? I don’t know. Not my circus, not my monkey.

P.S. – did you know there is just as much water on the planet today as there was one billion years ago?? It doesn’t disappear. It just moves around. Someone ought to tell fucknut that fact as he panics about all the water in the world vanishing into a data center.

P.P.S. – I saw this posted recently on Twitter (it’s an old one) and realize the EXACT same things can be said about our local socialist Clayton Tucker!

In fact, FIVE YEARS AGO I made a smart remark that Clayton is like AOC only shorter and more feminine. Guess I still got it.

Clayton Tucker – Like AOC Only Shorter And More Feminine

The Insanity Of Pinwheels.

Absolutely crazy what goes into these ‘renewable’ energy sources. Notice that Clayton Tucker has been 100% silent about his love of wind when he yammers about AI data center power shortages.

I knew they made no sense (thus the massive subsidies) but this video is absolutely stunning. What a colossal waste of resources. Many nuclear plants could have been built with the money wasted on this horseshit.

The jaw-dropping quantity of energy and resources required to construct just a single wind turbine.

But let's keep pretending these expensive, inefficient, bird and bat slaying monstrosities are "green" and "environmentally-friendly". pic.twitter.com/38fMhQo8Zc
— conspiracybot (@conspiracyb0t) December 29, 2025

Socialist Catamite Posts Fake Interview With Himself. Then Collects Fake Endorsement From NPC Rando ‘Mavsmarie’.

Love when he does these “serious interviews” where he films himself talking to nobody and STILL has to chop edit the film.

He did one last election cycle when he was touting that idiot Collin Allred right before he got destroyed by Ted Cruz.

In his most recent one, he makes SEVEN chop edits in 20 seconds. If you can’t even get through a 20-second, pre-canned statement without editing the film seven times, you are clinically retarded.

Clayton is someone I’m very excited to vote for. I work directly with the Department of Agriculture everyday multiple times a day and it’s in dire need of new young leadership and reform. https://t.co/WGDL1O57VN
— mavsmarie (@mavsmarie) February 17, 2026

Clayton Tucker was totally silent in 2022 when inflation was 9% under Biden, by the way. Just a reminder.

Also, two weeks ago he said was running because of his fake food allergies. A month ago he said he was running to get all plastics out of the food chain. TODAY, he’s running on affordability and ‘data centers’ LOL! It changes by the week.

Who is he being interviewed by? CNN? ABC? LOL? No, he’s likely sitting in mom’s bedroom with Baby Beluga rolling the camera while he does 17 takes to get it right.

And who is “mavsmarie” who supposedly “works with the Department of Agriculture every day”? Well, she’s just a random retard that Clayton probably knows through his radical commie pizza group. Her entire twitter timeline makes ZERO mention of the Ag Department. I asked her directly how she interacts with the Ag Department “multiple times daily” and got no response. That’s because she’s a shill and a liar.

More smoke, mirrors and bullshit from the unemployed 35-year-old who lives with mother. So sad!

P.S. – Rando NPC mavsmarie DOES like taking shits on Jasmine Crockett and implying she’s a crook engaged in illegal activities against Talarico….

This should upset Comrade Clayton, who is a YUGE Crockett ass licker! Ouch! Such palace intrigue amongst the shitlib retards.

Lazy Socialist Bum Who Was Handed A Free Farm But Doesn’t Grow Food Now Angry Young Kids Who WEREN’T Handed A Free Farm Don’t Become Farmers.

The lazy socialist bum is concerned that more young kids aren’t excited about doing the dirty, hard, backbreaking work of farming.

Make farming more affordable? LOL. Clayton was (supposedly) HANDED A (supposedly) WORKING FARM, which means it cost him ZERO DOLLARS. It doesn’t get any more affordable than that. Instead of actually growing any food on that land, he gallivanted off to China to play with little Chinese boys for a few years. Then he came home and “organized” for a radical communist splinter group.

He did not farm.

So it isn’t “monopolies” that stopped him. It was laziness. He had zero interest in farming or ranching for a living, which is why mommy and daddy paid $80,000 for him to get a useless PoliSci degree. He only discovered his “love of farming” when he ran for office in 2020 and decided to fake a rural, salt-of-the-earth persona. It’s all bullshit.

He could have walked onto grandpa’s FREE land with the tractor DAD bought and all the existing sheds and fencing, etc already provided and then made a living for himself, theoretically (if he wasn’t a dunce).

But he didn’t. He choose to be a commie agitator and social media crybaby. The problem is, that pays nothing – which is why he still lives with mom at age 35.

Why doesn’t the socialist bum hand over his unused farm to some 25yo kid and let HIM put it to use? All Clayton does these days is drive 40,000 miles all over Texas with a baby beluga whale in the passenger seat living off of grifted donations from old ladies and eating Taco Bell. All while lamenting on social media about young kids not going into farming. LOL. What a chump.

Comrade Clayton probably doesn’t realize this because he is a moron, but….

The percentage of American farmers has plummeted from roughly 90–95% of the population at the nation’s founding (late 1700s)to less than 2% today. This dramatic shift was driven by industrialization, mechanization, and improved agricultural efficiency, reducing the workforce from 50% in 1880 to under 2% by the 2000s.

Key Historical Trends in U.S. Farming Population:

1770s-1790s (Revolutionary Era): ~95% of the population was engaged in farming.

1850: Farm people made up 64% of the nation’s workforce.

1880: Approximately 50% of the U.S. population lived on a farm.

1900: Just under 40% of the U.S. population lived on farms, and 41% of the adult workforce was in agriculture.

1920: The farm population dropped to 30%, and only 22% of younger-generation men remained in farming.

1950: The number of farms began to decline sharply after peaking in 1935.

1990s: Farmers made up only 2.6% of the labor force.

2000-Present: Less than 2% of the population lives on farms or is employed in agriculture.

Wow. We went from 95% of people doing backbreaking manual labor to only 2%. What a disaster! Weird that food got CHEAPER and FAR more plentiful over that same time period. Comrade Clayton is LUCKY that it went down this way, otherwise he’d DEFINITELY be farming right now or he’d be starving to death. He would certainly have no time to post commie garbage all over social media and pretending it’s a real job.

Moron.

You know who thinks farming is awesome? Hippie dippy chicks in Austin Texas with beads in their hair. They think that until they go volunteer at Johnson’s Backyard Farms and realize it’s fucking hard work, weeding the beds non-stop sucks, and you have to get up early and bend over a lot. Then it isn’t so fun anymore. The novelty wears off very quickly. So they quit that but then go on social media and blabber about how we need more farmers because they are silly twats, just like Clayton Tucker.

Lying Socialist Grifter Begging Strangers On-Line For Birthday Money.

Apparently the socialist bum is now asking strangers to donate either a dime, $1 or $10 for every year he has lived with his mother – an arrangement which continues to this day!

Spoiler: he cannot “bust monopoliles” because he is not an anti-trust lawyer and never will be.

The only thing he COULD do to lower food prices is produce some food on that land grandpa lets him play around on with his goats, but he’s too lazy to do that. He has NEVER GROWN a single crop at age 35. He has had ONE pet cow for sale since last September – and it’s still listed for sale.

Water management in Texas is handled by a few different agencies – and Ag Commissioner is NOT one of them.

So he just told three lies in order to grift more money from senile old shitlib ladies.

In honor of him turning 35 years old and living with mother, let’s see if I can find 32 more lies he has told and make it 35 total….

Here are the ones I can think off offhand:

Tried to pay off LISD school lunch debt

Donated to flood victims last July

Is a water researcher

Came back from China to run the family farm

Has special knowledge of energy policy

Lost his health insurance because he decided to run for office in 2019

Is a fifth generation rancher

Is a farmer