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Spoiled Socialist Who Has Never Earned Anything In His Life Compares Paying Back What You Freely Agreed To Borrow To “Drinking Polluted Water”

Local unemployed socialist Clayton Tucker (who is chairman of the Lampasas Democrats and still lives with his mom) thinks that paying back what you borrowed is as distasteful as drinking polluted water:

Comrade Clayton does NOT like to struggle. With anything. That’s why he lives with mom and dad! No rent, no worries. No property taxes, no worries. No taxes (no wages), no worries! Must be nice!

We had a names for worms and scumbags who didn’t pay what they owed back in the old days. They were called a “welsher” or a “chiseler” – and it was one of the worst things you could be called.

Of course, that’s back when men were men. Now, this supposedly passes for a “man” – such a convincing male specimen, that he has to write “he/him” in his bio to inform us that yes, he actually IS male:

What you see there is an able-bodied 31-year-old standing around on a workday demanding free shit at a rally for socialists. It is a disturbing and pathetic image.

So I have a few questions:

#1 Why doesn’t this work for a car loan? I’d argue that an $80,000 car is about 10,000 times more useful than the $80,000 “International Relations” degree that Comrade Clayton foolishly wasted four years obtaining. As evidence, I would point out that he’s been out of college for almost TEN YEARS and STILL cannot find gainful employment. Ergo, that degree has proved to be worth $0. At least a car can get you to and from work for the next 10 years.

#2 Why doesn’t this work for my tax bill? Comrade Clayton rants about everyone “paying their fair share” of taxes…but many Americans are struggling to make ends meet after the IRS (and state, and county, and City) picks their pockets. So if I’m struggling to afford my taxes on top of everything else, I should just get to not pay them, right? Just like your student loans. Same exact thing. I’d even use the same crying and whining that Comrade Clayton uses about that “tax bill hanging over my head…if it just disappeared, it would be SUCH a burden removed from my life and I can go out and borrow MORE money on shit like a house or a vacation”.

Plenty of people are struggling with outrageous property tax bills this year – so they should also avoid “drinking the polluted water” too and just stiff the tax man, right?

In short, Comrade Clayton and other borrowers are NOT paying their fair share. Their “fair share” is pretty easy to compute, too: it’s the balance of your loan, douchebag.

#3 Why doesn’t this work for denying “reparations” for black Americans? You’re telling the guy who paid off his student loans at age 33 and just missed out on this handout “tough luck…that was then, this is now”. OK. That’s kind of how I look at reparations for black Americans for slavery which ended 150 years ago. I’d point out that you aren’t a slave. Your parents aren’t slaves. Your grandparents weren’t slaves. What happened 150 years ago is no fault of mine and it sure as hell didn’t impact you. So shut up, already. But something tells me Comrade Clayton is a HUGE proponent of reparations.

So he’s a hypocrite once again.

Final point: if your college screwed you by taking $80k and giving you nothing in return, why don’t you take it up with THEM?? Go demand your money back and leave me out of it. I’m sure your Marxist philosophy professor with the pony tail who “works” three hours a week will just hand that money right back over, right?

Will Trump Remaining a Free Man Finally Give Bruce Haywood The Heart Attack That Kills Him?

One can certainly dream!

There is little doubt that our local land whale has put all his hopes and dreams in a Trump prison sentence. It consumes him night and day. Well, at night anyways. He sleeps most of the day after staying up until 2am shoving keto ice cream into his fat mouth:

These rantings by Bruce Haywire represent about 3% of the ridiculous hysteria spewed from his fat blubbermouth over the last three weeks. It’s all he can think about.

Yep – it’s been THREE WEEKS already since the corrupt FBI carried out a ridiculous politically-motivated raid on Trump’s house…and Bruce Haywire is getting impatient:

Unfortunately, there may be some problems with that warrant after all…

Since then, the narrative has started to crumble….and the FBI has been busted pulling all sorts of shit recently. Like telling Zuckerberg to tweak Facebook news algorithms to disappear the Hunter Biden laptop story – which means they deliberately interfered in US elections.

Not a good look, Haywire. Your beloved FBI is looking worse and worse by the day as more cockroaches come out of the woodwork. Cockroaches like Timothy Thibault….

Oops. Who’s the crime-committing scumbag now? Timothy Thibault, that’s who! Remember that name….he’s a real piece of shit.

Other higher-ups are admitting they may have shot their wad a little too soon…

Ruh roh. Looking worse and worse for old Haywire. You hear that sound? Kind of like a crusty old rubber hose about to burst? That is the sound of the left anterior descending artery in Bruce’s double vaxxed and boosted fat monkey heart about to rupture and put him out of his misery.

That would be a shame.

Andrew Landrum and Other Local Libs Going Crazy Over “Book Burning” – They Are Wrong, As Usual

There have been more than a few stories in the news lately about “brave” librarians refusing to remove or hide books and getting defiant about bowing to the “far right fascists”.

Naturally, they all look like some variation of this:

Lib dummies like Andrew Landrum just LOVE these stories. His son-in-law is an author, so that means Andrew must ALSO be scholarly and well-read and OH so much smarter than us swine on the right.

He’s even got the stupid beret and goatee to PROVE what a hipster, elite genius he is!

***Talk about a try-hard!*** **Hipster doofus glasses, flavor saver soul patch AND a beret! Is it you or is it John Lennon! Wow! So hip!!**

Haywood Dummy is also outraged by the “book banning”

***It’s “Nazis” plural. Not “Nazi’s” possessive, you fucking idiot.***

Just one question, Bruce. Is “banning books” (i.e. censoring) kind of like Facebook and Twitter censoring information on about a dozen things in the last two years? Like Wuhan Flu viral origins and the Hunter Biden laptop CENSORSHIP by Facebook?

I think it is. Hypocrite.

The “heroic defiant librarian” thing is the new fad. There was the one in Iowa. Another one in Michigan. Another closer to home in Llano.

They all tend to be far-left weirdos and non-binary gender fluid whatever-the-hell they are.

First of all, not wanting little kids aged 6 and 7 and 8 exposed to perverted tranny filth and explicit descriptions of sex acts (gay or not) is not “destroying libraries” or “burning books”. It’s the same reason we don’t put hardcore porn mags out for little Jenny to see at 7-Eleven.

It’s the same reason we don’t sell liquor to kids under 21 or hand out drivers licenses until 16. We try to wait until kids are mature enough to understand certain things and be given certain responsibilities. Until your kid is 18, he does NOT have full rights. He is a minor.

Libtards can’t fathom this, I guess, because they think it’s just fine to let a 7-year-old kid make the decision that “he’s a girl now” and help him to chop his dick off. It’s also cool with them if some weirdo groomer tranny does drag queen readings for a kindergarten class.

Ok Groomer.

Libs aren’t big on rules or boundaries or discipline. Which is why lib’s kids are almost always so fucked up in the head.

Like the offspring of Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris:

***Gender fluid weirdo and commie dork in Oregon***

I don’t think most parents want to “destroy libraries” the way, say, liberal morons destroyed cities a couple years back. I also remember liberal morons pulling down every statue they could get their hands on a couple years ago when they all collectively lost their minds.

What I DON’T remember during that period of insanity is any heroic protectors of free speech (like hipster doofus Andrew Landrum) making a peep about statues being pulled down and thrown into lakes. They were just fine with that. There was no clutching of pearls about “banning statues”.

Hypocrite much?

Secondly, in this day and age, books basically CAN’T be destroyed – you can make a billion digital copies with the push of a button. You can download it on Amazon kindle and read about cock sucking all day long, if your little heart desires. If Andrew Landrum wants his 8-year old grandson to read graphic books on Kindle that Andrew Landrum pays for out of his own pocket, go to it. I personally think it’s child abuse.

But once you are talking PUBLIC libraries and schools, your argument dies. These moron librarians (many of whom make $70,000 a year plus bennies to sit on ass in an air conditioned room) better do as they’re told by the citizens or you’re fired. End of story. You don’t have a right to SHIT. Just shut up and follow orders.

If that sticks going down, there are plenty of jobs at Wal-Mart stocking shelves overnight. Douchebag.

The Economy Is The BEST EVER!! But College Grads Need Bailouts. Wait…What?

We have been hearing for weeks about the supposed resurgence of dementia Joe in the media and on the social media posts of deluded libtards. He’s turned the corner! He’s winning! He’s back, baby!

“Getting so much done” = wasting hundreds of billions on stupid shit and wrecking the economy further.

The LAST thing the country needs is bigger and more intrusive government run by these morons.

As if Biden’s “cool” sunglasses have morphed him into a swaggering “Top Gun” Tom Cruise-like figure, rather than a severely cognitively challenged 79-year old:

The reality is a confused and demented old bat who shakes hands with ghosts and shits himself:

Biden: My Mind’s Gone Blank Now…

Yeah – he’s really hip and with it! Now somebody change his Depends diapers, will ya?

So unemployment is supposedly miniscule, inflation is “plunging”, gas prices are “plunging”, everything is coming up roses and it’s the “most jobs created EVER”, right?

Not to mention these same clowns have had MANY Covid gifts like checks in the mail, rent moratoriums AND loan payment “pause” for the last TWO YEARS!

But for some reason, these “highly educated” young people just can’t be bothered to pay back what they owe. They took a pile of money, spent four years partying, buying iPads, ordering sushi on Door Dash, paying for Netflix subscriptions, heading to Cabo for Spring Break….ALL on the taxpayer dime. Now it’s time to pay the tab and there are supposedly AWESOME jobs EVERYWHERE for the taking – but these kids need a bailout, is that it?

Or maybe there is a simpler explanation: this generation is a bunch of babies who have had everything handed to them and are the laziest turds in history.

I’m gonna go with that:

Friday Humor…

Clayton Tucker Is Just As Stupid As Maxine Waters.

Comrade Clayton is ecstatic that people who work hard for a living and DIDN’T go to college will be forced to cover the ‘forgiven’ loans taken out by dipshits like him to get a useless degree in “International Relations” or “Gender Studies” or some other horseshit major.

Here is a visual.

Hardworking plumber who realized college is a wildly overpriced joke, started working his ass off at 18 years old, learned a trade, performs a crucial job in the economy and makes bank:

Compared to….

Doughy, commie trust fund pussy who wasted four years gazing at his own navel, got a ‘degree’ in “International Relations”, never bothered to get a real job, contributes NOTHING to society but idiotic re-tweets, and lives in his mom’s upstairs bedroom at 31.5 years old.

***Commie at rally ranting for free shit***

See the difference?

The hard-working, useful dude is supporting the lazy, whiney, useless pussy.

Hardly seems fair, does it?

As usual, Comrade Clayton is grossly misinformed on the facts:

Wrong again, Comrade. The Federal Government owns 92% of student debt.

The Federal Government Owns 92 percent of Student Debt.

If it WAS owned privately, there would be lawsuits galore for breach of contract – the same way there would be if you Biden tried to cancel mortgage loans, which are an agreement between a homeowner and a bank. Because for every scumbag borrower who says “I don’t wanna pay”, there is a LENDER of that money who is getting screwed out of his hard-earned savings.

Not to mention, all taxing/spending decisions must originate in the House of Representatives. Biden has no authority to do what he did. Even drunken moron Nancy Pelosi understood this a year ago – but apparently the thousands of gallons of vodka she has consumed since then have clouded her knowledge on the topic:

Congressional dumbfuck Maxine Waters was equally uninformed about this, and made a complete fool of herself 3 years ago during hearings where she tried to blame the banks.

At a hearing featuring a panel of seven bank CEOs, Ms. Waters ticked off figures on student loan debt and defaults, then asked, “What are you guys doing to help us with this student loan debt? Who would like to answer first? Mr. Monahan, big bank.”

Bank of America chairman and CEO Brian Monahan replied, “We stopped making student loans in 2007 or so.”

Ms. Waters replied, “Oh, so you don’t do it anymore. Mr. Corbat?”

Said Citigroup CEO Michael Corbat: “We exited student lending in 2009.”

She then turned to James Dimon, JPMorgan Chase chairman and CEO, who explained, “When the government took over student lending in 2010 or so, we stopped doing all student lending.”

At that point, Ms. Waters changed the subject,

It is a very sad day when (1) you don’t know the first thing about your signature issue, (2) you should have known this because Maxine Waters got publicly humiliated three years ago for the exact same thing and (3) you are even dumber than Maxine Waters.

Poor Comrade Clayton. Wrong every time he opens his commie mouth.

Councilman Zac Morris Makes EXCELLENT Point

At last Monday’s council meeting, Zac Morris made a great point. As one person after another stood at the podium and explained why they need WAY more money this year, the fire chief told us the following (8/25/22 Dispatch):

Lampasas Fire Chief Jeff Smith confirmed that while the county contributes $21,000 in annual funding to his department, 35% of the emergency calls to which the fire department responds are within the county, not the Lampasas city limits.

WOW. They spend 35% of their time OUTSIDE the City limits? Zac Morris then made the obvious point:

“You think that’s worth more than $21,000?” Morris said. “We should work together, of course, but I think we need to even out some of this.”

This year’s Fire Department budget is proposed at $1.65 million. Up 20% from three years ago ($1.373 million). And the county accounts for over a THIRD of the calls?

That $21,000 is equal to 1.3% of the fire department budget, by the way. So you use 35% but pay for 1.6%. Sounds like the kinds of terrible deals the United States makes with the U.N. and NATO. In other words, a total ass ream!

Thank goodness we have at least ONE person with a functioning brain on City council to ask these questions. Just goes to show you how careless the City is with your tax dollars. You’d NEVER hear former mayor Misti Talbert bring up something like this. She was too busy wasting $1.6 million on a new City council chambers.

I guess we’re down to SIX goldfish on City council now!

Forty BILLION Dollars Of Subsidized Pinwheels Sit Idle AGAIN Today

I guess the wind DOESN’T always blow, eh Comrade Clayton?

It sure didn’t blow today…or yesterday. Or the day before that. Wind is providing about half a gigawatt in a state that needs 74 gigawatts today – or about 0.6% of our needs…

Texas has roughly 13,000 pinwheels at a cost of about $3 million each. The annual upkeep on EACH of those is about $50,000 per year – or ANOTHER $650 million down the tube annually ($1.8 million per day).

Oh – and EACH pinwheel needs 30,000 TONS of cement for the foundation! What’s that work out to…like half a billion tons of cement, or something?

Did I mention the blades need replacing every 25 years and end up getting buried in landfills? How sustainable!

This is what happens when shitheads are in charge of a nation’s energy supply.

All of that is highly subsidized by the taxpayer – because “sustainable” energy cannot stand on its own two feet without massive government intervention.

LISD Budget $700,000 Higher Than Projected Three Weeks Ago. Now at $37,700,000.00

That’s a LOTTA money! Especially for a student body that keeps getting smaller.

Don’t worry though. They are very careful with that tax money. Paying $64,000 for an intercom system is a bargain, right? Same goes for the $1,000,000.00 spent on laptops.

Everyone got raises, too. I don’t have a problem with TEACHERS who TEACH (and teach well) getting a little extra pocket change. I DO have a problem with the Kathy Staruskas of the world being paid more, when they should actually just be fired and have their positions eliminated.

I posted this a few weeks ago, but here are the UPDATED numbers!

Back in 2017, the expenditures for the Lampasas Independent School district (LISD) were $30.3 million and enrollment was 3336 (according to The Dispatch)

NOW, we have only 3,200 students enrolled and a budget of $37.7 million.

Cost per pupil has jumped 31% – from $9,000 to $11,780.

The LISD has spent over ONE MILLION DOLLARS on laptops during that period.

Superintendent Chane Rascoe has seen his salary increase from $142,000 to $170,000. An increase of nearly 20%

The governor of Texas is paid $153,750 per year.

I Didn’t Think I Could Hate 300-Pound Sack Of Shit Bruce Haywood More Than I Already Do. I Was Wrong.

I shouldn’t be surprised that our local manatee is a follower of Dan Blather. Blather has always been a magnet for retards:

Dan Rather is upset about people possibly lying on their taxes? This is a guy who got FIRED from his news jobs for lying over and over. He’s one of the biggest pieces of shit there are. I can’t believe he’s not dead yet, either. What is he, like 101 years old? Fuck him.

I’m sure Blather doesn’t know this (because he has high-priced tax experts to do HIS returns) but with about 60,000 pages of tax code, even the most honest people get fucked by the IRS constantly – and many lives are ruined:

Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk aren’t going to be audited. YOU are – you, the little guy.

Bruce is literally GLEEFUL over that prospect. This 300-pound sack of shit (who HIMSELF hasn’t paid taxes in 23 years and therefore living off of those of us who DO) is actually GLEEFUL that the IRS will “go back decade after decade” to try and find a misplaced dollar or two so they can bankrupt you with ridiculous fines and penalties.

Let that sink in. Bruce, who is kept in Whataburger and Krab Kingz junk food by YOU the taxpayer isn’t happy with that arrangement. He wants your nuts squeezed harder by a bunch of IRS scumbags.

Bruce, you are one numb cunt. I really hope all your fast food, vaccines and booster shots put you in an early grave. I’m gonna dance all over it, you fat turd.