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City’s Hack Lawyer JC Brown Must Have Manure For Her Brain.

City attorney JC Brown recently informed my lawyer that she would be DELIGHTED to serve up all the information I have requested (from emails written by CITY EMPLOYEES on the CITY’S taxpayer-funded email servers) just as soon as I pay $1,220 to the City.

How did they arrive at that ridiculous $1,220 figure? Why, they need to spend 56 hours (at $15 per hour) REDACTING ALL CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION.

LOL

Who decides what’s confidential? They do, of course. What a great deal for me!

Lemme get this straight. I request a keyword search through the City’s email system (which is public domain, imho) and you tell me “sure buddy! But we’ll need $1,220 so we can black out all the information you want.”

Does she have rocks in her head??

I might direct the esteemed Ms Brown to the City of Lampasas Official Personnel Policy – which I have posted here for download…

PersonnelPolicy2018 Download

Go take a gander at section 2.15 “Use of City computers, Internet access and ELECTRONIC MAIL“

It reads in part:

“..because all computer systems are City property, there is no expectation of privacy for an employee using these systems…”

Sounds pretty clear to me.

In fact, I used this EXACT SAME TACTIC in early 2019 to get my hands on the embarrassing truth about the Azbell Electronics grotesque $96,000 no-bid contract. There was some embarrassing stuff in there, including irrefutable evidence that Finley deGraffenreid was a bald-faced liar. But they STILL didn’t have the balls to try and redact it – because legally (imho), they cannot. You are literally WARNED as an employee NOT to expect privacy with your emails.

Now, the LEDC and City council pull their protective “Executive Session” all the time to discuss “economic incentives” and other secret stuff. OK fine – that is the law. It is like a magic cloak they invoke (yes, they have to declare it publicly) and can say anything they want behind closed doors in secret. There is not a damn thing I can do about that.

BUT, when you are discussing ANYTHING in writing on the City computer system during work hours (paid for and maintained by the taxpayers at great expense), you are now in the public domain, and thus fair game. Finley may feel like the Pope sitting up there giving orders all day, but at the end of the day, he is an employee and his absurd compensation package (salary and benefits over $200,000 per annum) is paid for by the citizens…as is the City email system and servers.

I suspect some of the newer or dumber employees [**cough** Ward ** cough**] didn’t get the message. They weren’t here in 2019 when I caught them all with their pants down. Looks like I may get them a second time. We shall see.

Industrial Park Land Was NOT Sold Yet. Jennifer Conklin Lied.

Last week we were treated to this exchange on Facebook when a local citizen mused out loud that he night open a cigar shop….

She says it with such authority! The property has been purchased!!

Only it hasn’t been purchased.

So one of two things is true: Jennifer was either deliberately lying to scare off any “competition,” or she had no clue about anything and just made it up on the spot. A fabrication, if you will.

According to the City, the property has NOT been sold. The original “plan” continues uninterrupted. Of course, the plan has not been followed at all, since there is no RV/Boat storage in operation over there – just some random shit that violates the $7,000 agreement drawn up by the City’s hack lawyer JC Brown.

Don’t forget that Martin Rod and Custom had the taxpayers shell out $38,300 to clean the site up so he could run an RV and boat storage business – but as you can see, that never happened. More tax dollars down the toilet:

In essence, Martin gets a free option to buy the land in the future for $165,000 – but it has NOT happened yet, according to the City secretary.

My advice to Rich Drettwan? Go for it, man! Open that cigar shop NOW and beat them to the punch. God knows there are enough empty buildings in town you could use!

128-Pound Weakling With Manfupa And Pasty Noodle Arms Talking Some Trash To “Nazis”

Is there ANYONE who falls for bullshit more easily than Lampasas Democratic Chairman and hard-core socialist Clayton Tucker?

Wait, those guys are white. I thought the white supremacists were Mexicans now.

Oh goodness. I can’t keep up with the shifting narratives these days.

Ooooh! You MFers better check yourselves!! Or you’ll be answering to THIS:

Don’t let the bird chest, narrow shoulders, 10-inch biceps or the manfupa fool you. He ain’t playin. He’ll put your head between his knees and crush you using the motion he has perfected on the women’s adductor machine at the gym.

Talk about a gullible dunce! He fell for the Covid masks, he fell for the Covid “vaccine”, he fell for socialism, he fell for the “insurrection” narrative, he fell for the Russia Hoax. He swallows it ALL as easily and quickly as he swallows Beto’s cock.

Now he believes that a photo of 6 or 7 idiots (who are very likely Federal agents) represents the entire GOP.

OK then. Did they look anything like this?

***Just a bunch of “nazis” hanging out. Us guys always wear the same sunglasses, watches, and look like Mormons fresh from the gym***

Yeah, a half-dozen yaloos with some fresh-out-of-the-box nazi flags who are covering their faces are definitely “the entire Republican Party.”

You know why their faces are covered? Because the Feds are learning from their other staged “nazi” shit where people immediately recognized them as Feds or lefty groups. Remember this one? Comrade Clayton fell for that shit too!

LOL. The ridiculous tiki torch “white supremacists” who actually turned out to be far-left democrats putting on a show. They only admitted it was a “stunt” after they were caught red-handed pretending to be Republican nazis or something.

Then we had “The Patriot Front” – another fake group…likely feds. It’s just like all the race hoax bullshit, the Marxists need to make up threats to justify their abuse of political opponents because the supply of “racism” FAR outstrips the demand by the media…

But the Marxists and commies have ZERO shame. They get caught red-handed lying, cheating, pulling staged bullshit, grooming kids, etc – and they are RIGHT BACK AT IT the very next day.

That is why they must be ground into dust.

This Disney “DeSantis Nazi” shit is about as believable as that mentally deranged chick Ellen Page recently making up a story about how she was “threatened” by someone who said “I’m going to gay bash you.”

Sure he did, lady.

We’ve seen this stunt before: A handful of people all masked…trying to get the media to think that Nazis support a specific candidate.

You know it’s staged.

We know it’s staged.

So let’s stop pretending everyone is stupid and believes this crap.

You know what’s even funnier? Every single Democrat in Lampasas County is represented by this moron. Not only is your Chairman an avowed socialist, but he is a very unintelligent and gullible one, at that.

RELATED: Comrade Clayton is a HUGE FAN of the U.S. sending hundreds of billions of dollars to corrupt Ukraine. Turns out a lot of their soldiers are…wait for it….NAZIS!! Journalists Are Asking Ukrainian Soldiers To Hide Their Nazi Patches, NYT Admits

***Ukrainian soldier with Nazi symbol***

Shitbag Austin Teacher We Profiled Two Months Ago Gets Fired. Yay!!

Well, once in a while the right thing happens…even if it is for the wrong reasons.

Almost two months ago, we profiled a commie piece of shit named Sophia DeLoretto-Chudy:

Sophia DeLoretto-Chudy Is a Scumbag Commie “Teacher” Who Should Be Thrown Into a Wood Chipper.

She was not a real teacher, but rather a commie agitator from Oregon and California who clearly was just looking for an easy paycheck to pay her rent while she indoctrinated little kids with commie horseshit.

***Commie shit sack now jobless. I love it.***

In a beautiful series of events, she was canned by the Austin school system. You REALLY have to be a nutjob to be fired by your fellow commies in Austin. But her bigger sin was embarrassing her superiors with her moronic TikTok video.

Austin ISD teacher fired over viral TikTok video

It is worth a read. She was shocked…SHOCKED…that she was canned, even though it states EXPLICITLY in the rules that she shouldn’t be doing that TikTok crap. So delicious.

Of course, now that she is jobless, she will go on to become a full-time political parasite like other scumbag “teachers” before her who only worked for nine months but then spent the rest of their lives babbling about how hard it is to be a teacher and demanding outrageous pay and benefits – like fellow shitbags James “I had to drive an Uber for extra money” Talarico and Clayton “I babysat Chinese kids for 9 months once” Tucker:

So, what’s next for the educator?

“I’ve been coming to the capitol and advocating for teachers. And so often I was the only teacher in the room giving testimony on policies that would affect teachers directly in the classroom,” she said.

So she gets to do what she wanted all along: be a full-time piece of shit political parasite. With any luck, she will get hit by a bus on Congress Ave and do us all a favor.

Lampasas Sales Tax Receipts DOWN 1.5% YOY For May. First Negative Print In a Long Time.

After last month’s stellar sales tax numbers, we asked:“Will this be the last month of good news before it all blows up?“

It might have been: after INCREASING 8.7% YOY last month,Lampasas has shown NEGATIVE sales tax receipt growth for the first time in a LONG time. [see row 585]

Receipts last May were $237,387 and this May was $233,865.

Considering inflation is still running around 7%, the REAL sales tax decline is more like 8.5%

Bump in the road or is recession finally sinking in? Just wait until all those student loan deadbeats have to start paying the loans again in a couple months. That certainly won’t help things at all either.

Security Cameras In Parks Might Run $100,000 Or More.

Council will be discussing the fact that “preliminary solutions and costs have been assessed” for Park and City asset security [see page 122]

Estimates are in the $80k to $100k range. I will go out on a huge limb here and say that with Ryan Ward and Finley in charge, the final cost will easily exceed $150,000 – at which point you have to ask: is it cheaper to just repair the vandalism every now and then?

One thing is for sure, they better sure as hell put it out for bid and if Azbell Electronics is involved again, you can be sure some serious fuckery is afoot.

Azbell, as you recall, are the scumbags who got a no-bid contract for the City council chambers A/V system and cost the City TRIPLE what the original open-bid contract from Broadcast Works amounted to.

City Refuses To Give Answer On $165,000 Sale Of Industrial Park Land To Martin’s Rod & Custom

Did they or didn’t they?

I can see why they don’t want to be “transparent” – if they DID sell the land already, they look like utter chumps. They spent $7,000 on their hack lawyer JC Brown to draw up an agreement that was completely ignored by Martin from the very first day. There WAS no “Phase I” – it was all a bullshit ruse.

If they DIDN’T sell the land and things are still proceeding according to the “plan” then Conklin is a liar and looks like a fool.

Which is it?

Pool Packed On Summer Day. Skate Park Empty Again. UPDATE

Wednesday was a great day for the pool over at Hannah Springs. The skate park? Not so much.

So does “it’ll be used every single day” actually mean it’ll be used “every now and then…but not when it gets hot out”? Only Mike White knows for sure.

Maybe we should spend another $400,000 to put a big giant canopy over it. We wouldn’t want anyone living in Texas to get sun on their face. At least that’s how cretins like Jennifer Moron-o Sanchez think:

***We have shade at the parks. They are called “trees”***

[There is only one word in the English language I hate more than the word ‘kiddos’ – and that is the word ‘supper’. Is “kiddos” a Texas thing? I never really heard it before moving here 15 years ago.]

Maiden name Moreno and married name Sanchez…hmm. You’d think her kids would probably tan pretty easily. But no…let’s spend a big pile of money on an awning because you are too lazy or stupid to put on a baseball cap and some $8 sunscreen!

Luckily she is too ignorant to know about the existence of a “City Manager” and “City Council.” Probably too busy making sandwiches to learn those basics. We shouldn’t doubt her ability to raise the hundreds of thousands of dollars for a canopy, though. Just look at her determination! She’s going to read an ENTIRE 30 MINUTES in a DAY for another cause!

Wow. Impressive.

I can’t help but wonder if that $400,000 spent on the skate park could have been better spent.

I know for a CERTAINTY that a splash pad (remember that idea?) would be a big hit. Too bad former mayor Misti Talbert pilfered almost a million dollars from the City to incinerate at her “Business Pork Project”…we could have built like 12 splash pads for that!

I’m sure it will be put to good use by Eco-Turd when they move in over there. Alan “I have a private jet” Champagne appreciated the donation from the taxpayers!

**UPDATED JUNE 9th**

ANOTHER beautiful summer day with ZERO skaters. Wow.

So Who Is Lying About Industrial Park? Battle Of The Cigar Shops!

We are coming up on the June “deadline” for “Phase II” of the Industrial Park agreement. You know, that project where Phase I was completely ignored and the details of the agreement (which the City paid their hack lawyer $7,000 to create) were violated non-stop from Day One.

***“Don’t you even THINK about a cigar shop!!! WE are doing one!!”***

The property has been purchased?!? Whoa there! When did THAT happen? I sure didn’t see anything in the City council minutes about that event. Phase One (the RV and boat storage phase) never even happened yet! Nor has any preparations for “food trucks” or the “training facility” that were talked about. Barber shop? Micro-brewery? Those have never been mentioned again since the Mandy Walsh era. I think we can safely say that will never happen.

So, is Jennifer Conklin (who works across the street at Martin Rod & Custom, according to her Facebook page) lying to scare off the competition? Or did Martin ALREADY buy the land – even though they have done absolutely nothing that was promised so far?

I have asked the City secretary that very question….we await an answer.

“Markus Krebber” Is German For “Colossal Moron”

Germany is so great, isn’t it? Just ask Christine Seefeld…the kraut who chooses to live HERE while she yaps about how superior Germany is. That would be the Germany where the migrants Seefeldt loves so much (and wants here in America) account for 50% of the gang rapes in the country.

Statistical Shock: Foreigners Account for 50% of Gang Rapes in Germany, Defying Population Ratio

“Diversity” is so awesome, isn’t it? Especially the third-world illiterate ass-backwards kind.

Anyhow, when the idiot krauts aren’t busy letting in African and Middle Eastern filth to gang rape all their women, they are occupied shutting down their nuclear reactors in order to completely fuck themselves in the ass going forward. So smart!!

Weeks before Germany’s nuclear closed, utility giant RWE_AG CEO Markus Krebber rejected calls to save them:

“There is still enough electricity”

The reactors close. Six weeks later Krebber says:

“Germany has a serious problem: We don’t have as much energy available as we need”

The krauts deserve everything they get. I once again repeat my offer to pay the moving expenses for Christine Seefeldt of Killeen Texas if she signs a contract promising to move back to Germany and NEVER set foot in the United States again. This offer good for up to $10,000 in moving expenses.