Not very surprising to see Bruce eat crow. He eats everything else not nailed down.
That was THREE MONTHS AGO! LOL. Great call, Loose Haywire.
Bruce Haywood Eats Crow.
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First Mental Breakdown Occurs at Noon Central. Local Loser Cade Snyder / Hilgenberg of Austin.
Lib dummy heads go BOOM!!!
This moron again? The former “Cade Snyder” of Lampasas….
Cade Snyder, aka Cade Hilgenberg, aka pudgy former local nerd who can’t complete a sentence without screaming about nazis or racism. Was heavily invested in the commie scam known as “BLM”. Was straight. Then gay. Then bisexual. Was a HUGE Covid Cult idiot who literally cried when Abbott lifted the mask mandate.
Moved to Austin from Lampasas to “make art” and complain about capitalism.
Ashamed of living in the greatest country in the world. A country that every poverty-stricken illiterate in the southern hemisphere is clamoring to sneak into. Nothing is stopping Cade from moving on down to Honduras or Venezuela. Yet here he stays – enjoying the fruits of a free market economy and Constitutional Republic.
In other words, a complete loser. A poster soy boy for the insane Marxist leftards in this world. The thought of him losing his mind tonight when Abbott destroys Beto by 15 points is maybe the best early Christmas gift EVER! Thank you, dork!
Your tears are delicious. I don’t think your family will give a shit if you stop talking to them. Go back to your doodling and ranting about nazis.
Reminder: Abbott governor will be there for FOUR MORE YEARS. If you hate Texas so much, why don’t you pack up and move to California? Or New York? Or some other shit-hole state that is falling apart under Utopian Marxist rulers? Because you are a hypocrite, that’s why.
Never has a generation that has been so spoiled and had it so good complained so much. Disgusting babies, all of them.
Hilariously, NOW all the same libtards are crowing about how BOOMING the Texas economy is and salivating over the huge surplus just itching to flush it down the toilet into the shitty government-run school system.
Reminder: California is facing a $25 billion DEFICIT. More proof that freedom and low taxes will ALWAYS give better results than Marxist big-government garbage policies.
Red Wave Cresting – Prepare For Impact
Beto? Crushed again. Stacey Abrams? Crushed again. Val Demmings? Bye bye.
Loose Haywire Bruce Haywood? In tears. Comrade Clayton Tucker? Sobbing after Beto loses yet AGAIN….
Potato Head Fitzharris? About to be carted off to the mental institute looking like this:
Uncle Festerman the stroke victim? Gonna lose, unless the libs cheat so hard it will be obvious to everyone. In fact, Festerman is ALREADY trying to cheat by counting illegal ballots.
Katie Hobbs? About to be crushed like the bug she is by the smart and capable Kari Lake.
Governor DeSDantis. Senator Rubio. Governor Abbott. Governor Lake. Senator Oz.
GOP takes the House. GOP takes the Senate.
Get used to those words. You will have to live with them for the next 2 to 4 years, you fuckers.
Trump? Still walking free exactly THREE MONTHS after the FBI raid and possibly announcing he will run again next week.
Vaxhole Dies of Cardiac Arrest. Score One For Our Side.
First Paul Pelosi and now this. Christmas is coming early to the Lampasshole household.
And next week, I expect to find a massive Red Wave in my early-Christmas stocking!!! Yay!
I remember last year when all the little Hitlers who wanted forced vaccines on guys like me said stuff like “who cares…they’re all Trumpers and right wing racists – let them all die”.
Looks like it’s actually the other way around! BAHAHAHAHA. Methinks there will be far less liberals around to vote this time than there were last time, thanks to a whole bunch of “Sudden Adult Deaths” lately.
What a shame.
Hopefully that greasy scumbag Howard Stern joins Julie Powell in hell soon.
Francis O’Rourke Is About To Be The Stacey Abrams Of Texas
Red Wave incoming. A massive red tsunami that will pound moron commies like Clayton Tucker, Bruce Haywood, Julie Landrum, Janet Crozier and Potato Head Fitzharris into the sand.
They will not know what hit them. They will walk around in a daze on Wednesday morning after getting slammed into the sand by this wave and wonder what the hell just happened.
I will be at the bar laughing. Feel free to join me at Memo’s to watch election returns and revel in the glory. I may even bring my Nancy Pelosi cardboard cutout that I was saving to celebrate her death and put in on the floor for everybody to walk all over.
TEXAS POLL By University of Houston GOV
(R) Greg Abbott 53% (+13)
(D) Beto O’Rourke 40%
LT GOV (R) Dan Patrick 51% (+15)
(D) Mike Collier 36% AG
(R) Ken Paxton 49% (+12)
(D) Rochelle Garza 37%
Libs Losing Their Minds Over Underwear and Hammer Joke
A bunch of libs have lost their minds over a Donald Trump Jr. joke today…
Here is a sample of what some clowns on Yahoo! thought of that harmless joke:
The right and republicans in general are creating a political/social atmosphere where empathy is a thing of the past.
The trump family is proof positive that no matter how much money you have — or say you have, in their case — you simply can’t buy class.
This is where we are as a country. Can you believe it? There is no more decency, compassion or respect for other human beings. The MAGA republicans keep sinking. Every day they hit a new low. Vote your conscience because the republicans don’t have one anymore.
It is amazing how the Republicans constantly play the “violence” card while the threats and acts of violence are, at least in the political arena, almost entirely coming from the extreme right of the GOP.
Such unbelievable hypocrites and pussies, it makes me ill.
It’ll be even funnier if we find out this guy was NOT some “far-right MAGA” guy but instead just a lefty homo that Pelosi actually invited over and was hooking up with, only to end in a lover’s quarrel.
The left is truly insane. They do the most despicable shit imaginable and then cry like babies and try to take the moral high ground when they get hit right back in the face. I guess they forgot this:
The only way to beat these scum is when they punch you, you punch them back twice as hard. They pull a knife? You pull a gun. They send one of yours to the hospital? You send one of theirs to the morgue. That was how Trump operated and it’s why they despised him. They much preferred pussies like Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, George Bush and John McCain. Pussies who were afraid of the media calling them a mean name instead of growing some balls.
Rand Paul was attacked by BLM and Antifa goons and the left thought it was hilarious. They also found it funny when Rand was attacked by his neighbor.
So I find it doubly hilarious when Paul Pelosi (who is a giant scumbag anyways) gets attacked by a homo rent boy. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
Potato Headed Dunce Proven Wrong For 12th Time In a Row – Tries To Hide Her Extreme Liberal Past. Moving To Lampasas?!?
I’m starting to understand why Austin/Lampasas liberal stooge Stephanie Fitzharris keeps starting new Facebook pages: so she can erase all evidence of her prior wrong calls, Covid Cult authoritarianism, and rabid Marxism/liberalism.
She was wrong about Covid death rates, wrong about HCQ, wrong about masks working, wrong about lockdowns, wrong about keeping kids out of school, wrong about social distancing, wrong about Biden being a good president, wrong about the Ghost of Kiev, wrong about Stacy Abrams, wrong about raising her communist son Julian Jordan of Oregon, and wrong about the “vaccine”.
Yes….such a TREASURE he turned out to be!
Her latest absolutely wrong call? That the Georgia voter ID laws (which required IDs and other safeguards in order to vote) were somehow “restrictive” and “repressive”. She cheered when the MLB idiots moved the All-Star game out of Georgia. Hilariously, the Braves went ahead and won the World Series last year, while her beloved Dodgers (she once lived in CA – shocker!) got crushed…..
But guess what? Potato Head was completely wrong AGAIN! I know…crazy, right?
Georgia early voting continues to shatter records
Don’t worry – Comrade Clayton, Bruce Haywood and all the other libs who screamed bloody murder about voter ID requirements were wrong too.
Oops.
Well, good thing you started a new Facebook page recently so it was all erased and you can pretend it never happened. Just like your insanity during Covid…
If Austin is so AWESOME, why’d you sell your house? Why are you slumming around in Lampasas?? Do us all a favor and just head back to California or Oregon with the other lib scum. Every lib scumbag who moves from Austin to Lampasas is one too many, in my book. City council ought to ban liberals like they ban burning leaves when it’s too dry outside.
Say that reminds me…watch out for this Potato Headed moron here in town. I think she may be trying to move here and blend in pretending to NOT be a Marxist, Biden-loving, Covid Cult asswipe. Of course, I know better and I have the receipts to prove it.
[She was spotted at Lampasas Beer Market way back in the corner last Saturday evening. Funny thing was, the World Series was on with Houston playing, and this self-proclaimed “baseball fanatic” (who blabbered and babbled about the All-Star game being moved because of ‘racism’) never even glanced at the screen once. ‘Baseball fanatic’ was just another personality to put on or take off like her XXL underwear.]
She seems even MORE mentally unstable lately as she thinks her MOM’S (Local loon Janet ‘Crazier’ Crozier) house is actually HERS! Maybe after she sold her Austin mansion, she moved in with mom. Nothing would surprise me. But she has been spotted trying to ingratiate herself online to local music legend Bobby Starr and also comments on the pages of councilman Herb Pearce and his family. So there is no telling what’s she’s up to….
In case you are not clear on this exchange, Potato Head somehow had access to her mom’s doorbell cam – which is weird enough. Then a chick named Suzie Adams asks “is that the house YOU got?” (Potato Head was in the process of selling her Austin house at the time).
Then this insane potato headed woman replies “Yes”!
As bad luck would have it, our local gardener Janet “Crazier” Crozier (Potato Head’s mom) happened to see this on-line exchange the very next day and jumped in and corrected her, saying “NO…that is OUR house”. Lampasas property rolls prove Janet right – the house belongs to “CROZIER JANET D & MILVERN J” – as you can see HERE.
So Fitzharris either has Biden-like dementia and doesn’t realize what house she actually owns OR she straight up LIES right to the face of a good friend. Take your pick.
I have always picked “she’s a loon”, myself.
I guess that’s what happens when you change your personality every 6 months or so. Maybe I should call her Sybil instead.
Paul Pelosi – Hammered Again
This has been such an awesome week. Elon triggering woke Twitter twats, firing the pricks that censored everything and now this “intruder” smashes a Pelosi in the head. Thank you God!!
This reminds me of the Tiger Woods incident back in like 2009. None of it made sense. He “fell asleep” and crashed. OK. You just KNEW it was all bullshit.
This story has a TON of loose ends. It’s more fucked up than the Jussie Smollet story and sounds more like a gay lovers’ quarrel than anything else. I have zero doubt the truth will come out eventually. And it won’t be the current nonsense about a MAGA guy from Berkeley breaking in.
A militant nudist? They both had hammers? He didn’t attack Pelosi until the police arrived for a “wellbeing check”? Who called THAT in? The glass was broken from the inside? Holy shit, yes.
Get the popcorn!!!!
LEDC Board Packed With More Talbert Cronies. Nepotism Rules as Leavell Latest to Scurry off Sinking Ship
First Walsh resigns abruptly, and now Neal Leavell is gone from the LEDC board. To see Leavell scurry off the LEDC ship after over TWENTY YEARS is surprising indeed. Very surprising. After all, the Business Pork Project is almost complete and about to open in a glorious fashion and attract dozens, nay, HUNDREDS of “high-paying jobs”. Why would Walsh and Leavell bolt so close to the payoff day?
So Leavell had to be replaced after he left. There was a tiny blurb in the most recent Dispatch about how “council voted unanimously to appoint Fin Erwin to the LEDC board of directors“
How nice. Fin Erwin. Never heard of him. Obviously just some random guy who was selected out of the many, many people who have submitted paperwork to be on the LEDC board of directors. I know there are a bunch of them, because I’ve seen their submissions in the council packets. Even Comrade Clayton Tucker applied to be on the LEDC board! In all, I’d say at LEAST 8 people submitted paperwork to serve on the LEDC board. People like Tim Hefley, Jami Sanchez, Kathy Crawford, Michael Sibberson, and Comrade Clayton Tucker.
[See pages 16 through 29 to see all the applications]
Only it turns out he’s NOT just some random guy. Fin Erwin is married to Haley Gibson. Haley Gibson is….wait for it….
…Misti Talbert’s SISTER! Oh my. So Misti now has her brother-in-law on the LEDC board of which she is president.
I wonder how he’ll vote in the future. Will he vote WITH Misti’s chowderheaded ideas? Or against them?
Hmmm. What are the odds that her own brother-in-law is plucked from the pile of submissions to be on the LEDC? Oh wait…according to the list in the September LEDC packet, Fin didn’t even APPLY! Again, go see pages 16 through 29 to see who DID bother to fill out the paperwork.
The LAST time this happened (a year ago), the LEDC decided to ignore all the people who actually went to the trouble of applying and instead appointed Ryan Shahan to the board.That would be the SAME Ryan Shahan who is President of the Bank that is loaning the LEDC millions of dollars for the Business Pork Project.
Not really a good look, as I commented at the time. Don’t forget the taxpayers paid his bank an additional $15,000 “loan origination fee” for the honor of borrowing their money.
This is an even WORSE look.
Nepotism and inbreeding and more inbreeding. For shame.
Oh, and don’t worry about locking up your Facebook pages now. I already got screenshots of everything I need.
Is Finley Getting Nut-Punched Yet Again?
According to the City this week: “The Industrial Park agreement is still alive and should be finalized soon“.
My bad. I figured that after a year AND after the City agreed to blow around $40,000 removing old concrete to “make it more marketable” that the deal was dead. Maybe it still is, but something smells funny about “the agreement”….
That would be the “agreement” that was first mentioned in November of 2021 – a year ago. It has been “in the possession of Mr. Martin and his attorney” for QUITE a while now…
March 21, 2021: “No the agreement is not quite finalized. It is under review by attorneys. We anticipate it being completed soon. I will get you a copy as soon as it has been finalized”
April 13, 2022: “No the agreement is still being reviewed by his attorney.”
June 9th, 2022: “Staff actually followed up this week and it is still in the possession of Mr. Martin and his attorney. We are hopeful that it will be finalized soon.”
I got the same answer in August and September.
[Apparently “soon” means the same thing here as it meant when City council assured us that “large companies” would soon move into the Business Park back in April of 2017.]
BUT here’s the rub: if the agreement has been sitting on the desk of and “in the possession” of Mr. Martin and his attorney for the last seven months, then why is the City suddenly unilaterally spending almost $40,000 to “make it more marketable”?
Or did we not get the entire truth? Is the truth maybe “Martin demanded we pay to have to concrete removed or he won’t go forward”? If that is the case, then THAT should have been mentioned at the City council meeting.
If that is the case, then the story about “making it more marketable” is bullshit. Then the truth would be that the “agreement” that has supposedly been in their possession and waiting for them to sign or not sign is ACTUALLY still an ongoing negotiation and the Martin side is squeezing the City’s nut sack – which has historically been the case.
It wouldn’t be the first time Finley’s nut sack was used as a punching bag.
So either the deal actually IS dead and they are lying about that – and the expenditure really IS to “make it more marketable” to some future as-of-yet-unknown tenant out there somewhere who might come along….
….OR (more likely) Martin demanded the concrete be removed (at great expense to the taxpayer) and the City lied and said they did it to “make it more marketable” – and conveniently omitted the part about who was actually demanding it be done.
One or the other has to be true.