The 70s Were Awesome

In the 70s, you could have a beer and enjoy some quality bro time with your orangutan. He might even help you drive your rig around while you fistfight for supplemental income.

It all made sense to us at the time.

You’ve got to be durable…real durable. And most ain’t

EVERYONE…friends…producers…directors…BEGGED Eastwood not to make this movie…they were all convinced it would ruin his career. Until Unforgiven THIS was the highest grossing film Eastwood had ever made.

Eco-Strong Turd Floats Back To Surface in Lampasas County Breaking News.

Back again from the depths of the toilet bowl. The Eco-Strong turd that refuses to be flushed!!

It’s ‘better for municipalities’ because they are the only ones dumb enough to pay 5x more than a traditional fence

I have no idea who TJ Wright is. From what I see on-line, he seems like a respected businessman who runs several companies from fencing to pools and other stuff. I don’t know how much of all those are HIS businesses and which are other businesses he just pushes in some kind of reciprocal agreement.

I hope to god he hasn’t put a dime into Eco-Strong because he will likely regret it down the road.

First of all, these fences are priced WILDLY higher than a normal fence. If you ask for a price on Facebook, you will not get an amount posted publicly, because it is outrageous and they know people will shit their pants and never pay that amount.

How outrageous?

Well, a 500-foot fence will cost you about $47,000 if you want it to be six feet tall. That is over $90 PER LINEAR FOOT.

They try to justify this cost by telling us it “lasts a lot longer”. Really? Does it last six times longer? Can you prove that? Are there any of these sitting around that were built ten or twenty years ago that prove this concept?

Or will Mike Cour (the scumbag who runs Eco-Strong) decide to disappear or go bankrupt before your fence turns ten and you need to collect on that warranty?

Eco-Turd uses the same argument to push rubber sidewalks too. But the truth is that there is no evidence at all that the extra cost is made up for by longevity. Just ask some of the cities in California who have been dumb enough to try rubberized sidewalks:

“After years of experiments with different materials and iterations of rubberized sidewalks, the city’s not sure the idea will work. “It has not panned out from a maintenance standpoint as we expected,” says Sylvester Mabry Jr., manager of Street and Fleet Services for the city of Santa Monica. He says the original impetus for investing in rubberized panels was their estimated 7-to-10 year lifespan, which would have calculated out to be cheaper in the long run than the regularly required tear-outs and re-pours of concrete sidewalks.Mabry says many of the rubberized panels lasted just two years, and the city has stopped installing more until they can achieve the desired lifespan.

You might also want to ask the poor saps who invested in Triton Financial how their associations with Mike Cour turned out.

Clearly TJ has never read here. So for his sake, I’m going to link to some Eco-Strong articles I have written in the past. Feel free to use the search function to find more. Just search for “Eco-Turd” or “Eco-Flex” or “Mike Cour”.

Somebody Has Some ‘Splaining To Do Regarding Eco-Strong, Mike Cour and the ‘Business’ Park Money Pit

Eco-Flex False Press Release – Part II

Eco-Flex Can’t Get Their Stories Straight – PART III

Eco-Flex and Mike Cour – Bonus Part IV

Alan Champagne and Mike Cour Caught Lying Red-Handed – Part I

More Eco-Turd Discrepancies…

Eco-Turd Being Pushed Even Harder By LEDC. I Am About To Blow Them Out Of The Toilet Water…

Has The Eco-Turd Finally Been Buried?

Poor Mike Cour. Trying to push fences that cost 5x more than normal in THIS economy! Good luck with that, buddy.

** UPDATE 12/5 **

Ruh roh. Rolling out the discounts already. So that $46,000 fence is now only $32,000? What a deal! I think I’d stick with the old-fashioned kind for about $10,000. Plus, these things are fugly as hell…

I’m seriously wondering if those are Photoshopped. Reminds me of the scene in Fargo where he buries the briefcase with $920,000 in it and looks both ways down the fence line and it just goes on and on for miles. Nobody would possibly pay $90 a foot for a half mile of this shit.

31-Year-Old Person With Mangina Still Believes in Santa Claus

Well, I guess it’s about the end of Mock a Socialist Week. We have a very fitting closing chapter today…

It is fitting and very ironic because in reality, Clayton Tucker and other scumbag socialists are actually the ones who think there is a Santa Claus. They think there is a Santa Claus who magically appears and gives them “free” medical care and “free” education and “free” food and “free” heating oil subsidies.

The name of THEIR Santa Claus is the Federal Government.

They view those of us who are fiscal conservatives as “meanies” who take great joy in depriving people of all this “free” stuff. That is because socialists like Clayton Tucker are morons who don’t understand the basics of how an economy works – even though his parents wasted $80,000 sending him to college.

The truth is, guys like me don’t care HOW much education or food or medical care you get…as long as you pay for it yourself OR it is given freely as private charity. We oppose and resent having our wallets raided against our will to pay for YOUR stuff. See the difference?

The federal government creates nothing. They don’t create wealth or food or medical care. They simply grab from one group and hand the loot over to another. That’s it. Oh, and they skim a big chunk for themselves before they hand it all back out again.

The federal government doesn’t magically make all these things appear – they are provided by doctors, farmers, oil workers teachers and other productive members of society. People who sacrificed a LOT of years learning their trade while you were sleeping in every morning and refusing to get a job yourself. People who get up at 5am every morning to get to the hospital and make life-saving decisions while you lay on the couch posting on Twitter about your latest fast. People out on an oil rig doing a dirty, exhausting job that a pussy like you couldn’t do for 60 seconds before you collapsed like a rag doll.

People who sacrificed years to become excellent at something and who get up and work 12-hour days do not take kindly to useless lazy bums like you grabbing 30% or 40% of what they worked hard to attain while calling them “greedy” for expecting to be paid for their services.

What have you ever done, you lazy shit bird? What have you created from nothing or built from scratch? How many people have you ever employed in your sad, pathetic little life? Hell, you haven’t even had a real job yet and you’ll be 32 in February! The high-school kid working at McDonald’s is more valuable to society in one day than you have been in your entire life.

Here is me looking at your accomplishments in life – which could rest comfortably on an eyelash…

You and all your socialist friends are nothing but parasites and pieces of shit. I hope you all drop dead of Sudden Adult Death, myocarditis and wildly aggressive cancer…because that is what all of you are. A cancer.

This Is What It Would Look Like If Our Local Socialist Ever Got a Job

Time for more mocking….the week isn’t over yet!

This is what it would look like if local socialist Clayton Tucker of Lampasas had parents who actually insisted he move out of their house and get a job. It would not be pretty:

Of course he is “trans”. Of course ‘he’ is!

What’s wrong with this picture? Besides the obvious, of course?

Old man rant starting now….

  1. This entire generation has spent their teen years plastered to social media instead of working a job to prepare them for the real world. I was out there making a buck at 11 years old on the local driving range. It was 1981 at the Zigfield Troy range in Florida. I wasn’t old enough to drive the big machine that picked up the balls (you had to be 13), so they gave me a bucket and a digger to walk around on that giant field and dig the balls out of the dirt that got missed by the machine and smooshed into the turf.

This was the early 80s, so there were no helmets or anything like that. I have no doubt that every guy on that range was saying “$5 to whoever hits the kid”. I was paid about $2.75 an hour and I thought that was the most awesome thing in the world. I wanted to work there every day and deposit money into my little passbook account to make interest on my cash.

On top of that, my Dad had non-stop yard work for me and my brother. Mowing the lawn, hauling trimmings to the dump, painting the house, painting his office, cleaning all the screens on the house. You name it. He paid me well, but it was summertime in south Florida. In other words – a sauna. I’m sure my brother and I bitched to each other, but we would never DREAM of bitching to the boss and I was happy to be making a buck. Making a buck gives you INDEPENDENCE – something today’s pussies have no desire for.

2. This pussy is making videos during work hours. I don’t have TikTok or any of that other shit but I see these stories all the time in my news feeds. It’s ALWAYS some pussy making a video about how hard their job is and what jerks the customers are while AT THEIR JOB!

Newsflash, fucko – there have ALWAYS been asshole customers for the last 200 years. I had them too. If I was a boss and saw some pussy kid making videos when he’s supposed to be bussing tables, I’d kick his ass to the curb that second. I see it all the time at restaurants – some pimply kid in huddled in the corner on their phone while the dishes pile up.

You see this with local socialist Clayton Tucker, too. He’ll take a picture of himself doing some mundane chore like it is some huge accomplishment. Who does that?? Today’s soft and spoiled pussies, that’s who.

Of course, he wears safety goggles while shoveling shit.

So that’s “ranching”? OK. I’m a rancher too, then. I’ve lost count of the times I’ve shoveled pig shit, goat shit, and chicken shit over the last 10 years. But I don’t think I have a single picture of any of them.

Think about this: who took that picture?? “Hey mom! Come take a photo of me shoveling so I can put it on my social media! Mom! MOM!!”

I’m trying to imagine what would happen if I got a flat tire on the highway and as I was changing the tire I yelled to my girlfriend to come take a picture of me so I can put it on TikTok. She would rightfully call me a pussy and dump me on the spot.

3. This soft-as-baby-shit kid can’t even work EIGHT HOURS??? When I was this kid’s age, I had three jobs. One of them was in the catering business. That was NON-STOP work. Unloading the vans, setting up, serving asshole customers, clearing tables, washing dishes, mopping floors, re-loading the vans, taking out shit tons of trash. I don’t EVER remember whining about “being tired”. I was 23 years old and had all the energy in the world. Our boss was cool as shit, so we wanted to bust ass for him. We got leftovers and he’d toss us a case of beer for free – a case of Miller Lite was about $9 back then but it seemed like a fortune. I worked with 2 or 3 of my best friends and we all broke our backs and loved it. Then we’d go out drinking until 1am and I’d be up at 6am for my REAL job.

You know why? Because I didn’t have a smart phone and social media shit to waste 20 hours a week on. Fuck you and fuck your phone.

4. If you are too big of a pussy to work at LEAST a 40-hour week, then you should stfu about not being able to afford rent. Clayton Tucker does this too – presumably to explain why he still lives with his parents at age 32. He complains about “inflation” and how “rent is now $2,000 and it was only $800 back then”.

Average weekly wages in 1973 were NOT $873. Not even close. Many people commented on this to Clayton Tucker and told him he was wrong, but he ignored all that. He has to somehow rationalize why he lives with his parents. Not to mention, EVERYTHING is “unaffordable” when you work zero hours a week, like Clayton Tucker of Lampasas.

We could have complained about inflation in the 80’s too, you moron. Do you have any CLUE how bad inflation was in the 1970s? I could have said “oh man…my Dad could buy a car for $3,000 and now they cost $20,000! Not fair!!”

You know what you do when you are a guy with no wife and kids, like Clayton Tucker? You get a buddy or two and SPLIT rent! Crazy, right? We also picked up extra hours. You work 50 or 60 hours and you get some roommates. I had three roommates in my 20s. We split rent, phone, cable and everything else four ways.

Then again, I guess you have to have friends to pull that off, right Clayton?

Not today. Today you think you’re entitled to an apartment (or house!) all to yourself and you cry if anyone expects you to actually work eight hours at a time.

I seriously think the government needs to treat smart phones and social media like alcohol – banned until you are 21 years old. Smart phones and ESPECIALLY social media has fucked up an entire generation of kids and turned them into pussies and zombies and morons who vote for socialism. TikTok should be banned completely.

Old man rant over.

“Mock The Socialist” Week Continues

You know who goes on fasts and posts about it?

Chicks.

Insecure, 14-year-old ones with eating disorders, mostly….

Also, only a young chick would need an app to tell her to start at 9pm and end at 9pm the next day.

Wow…an 18 hour fast every day of the week? Impressive. Then again, it is easy not to eat when you don’t have a job or anything else to do so you can sleep til noon and then just sit around at Mom’s house all day on your laptop.

[Not to mention: it’s all bullshit like many pseudoscientific fads that chicks believe in like gluten-free diets, fibromyalgia, long-Covid, palm reading, wearing masks to stop Covid, etc.]

I do a 15 hour fast every fucking night between dinner and breakfast the next morning, now that I think about it. So you basically eat a late breakfast and early dinner. But it sounds so much better to call it a “fast” and put it on an app. Just more evidence of the most pussified generation ever: patting yourself on the back for cramming all your meals into six hours.

Millennial pussies: never have lives less-lived been more-documented.

You know who does a lot of fasting? Every citizen in every country ruined by socialism. I hear the starving Venezuelans fasted so much they ended up eating zoo animals.

What’s next, Sally? Maybe a juice cleanse before grabbing mom’s Thigh Master? Or maybe post some photos of a dessert you had while out with the boyfriend? Maybe a strawberry daiquiri?

If I was Clayton Tucker’s dad and had this unemployed pussy living under my roof at age 32, I’d be over at Lampasas Beer Market getting hammered every night. Then I’d stagger home wasted and challenge her to feats of strength while poking her in the sternum and calling her an embarrassment to the family.

I might also yell at my wife for mollycoddling him and turning him into such a pussy in the first place. Mom probably gave him presents on OTHER kid’s birthdays when he started crying.

The guy who claims to be a rancher is going to fast to lose weight! LOL. You know how REAL ranchers lose weight? Doing their job everyday and busting their asses out in the real world. They don’t lay in bed at their parents’ house all day complaining about how faint they feel because they haven’t eaten all day.

Guess we need to add this to the pile of evidence that Clayton Tucker is, in fact, a woman.

Why Is Sam Bankman-Fried Not In Handcuffs Yet?

Oh right. Because he’s in the pocket of scumbag politicians like Maxine Waters, Elizabeth Warren and donated $40 million to Democrats during the midterms. Funny how all the revelations came just days AFTER the elections happened and it was too late to influence the outcome. Kinda like Pfizer revealed their “vaccine” just a week AFTER Trump was up for re-election.

The Goldfish Swim Tonight: 11-28-22 Council Meeting

A weem-a-way, a weem-a-waya weem-a-waya weem-a-way

A weem-a-way, a weem-a-waya weem-a-waya weem-a-way

In the fish bowl, the pricey fish bowl, the Goldfish swim tonight!

In the fish bowl, the pricey fish bowl, the Goldfish swim tonight!

Oooooh, oooooh eee-ooo-wam-a-way.

Join us on Gab.com – for commentary.

Tonight’s topics include:

The ever-increasing cost of the City’s recycling program. This program (demanded by local retard and failed Life Coach Janet “Crazier” Crozier back in 2018) currently loses about $10,000 per year. But don’t worry – Finley deGraffenreid says that it “provides tremendous value to the community in terms of providing a recycling service“.

That phrase always reminds me of the scene in Animal House when Robert Hoover (president of Delta house) gets up at a disciplinary hearing and bullshits Dean Wormer by talking in circles and telling him “Delta house has a long tradition of existence to its members and to the community at large.”

Yes Finley, the recycling program exists, alright – but that’s about it. It doesn’t provide any ‘value’ to anyone except Waste Connections, who rips your face off carting this shit off and probably shipping it all to China or India where it will get dumped into the ocean…all so Janet Crozier can feel good about not throwing away her dirty mayonnaise jars.

Has anyone actually audited Waste Connections to see where the “recycled” material goes? I’ll bet you A HUNDRED DOLLARS that nobody has. Most likely, they are charging you an inflated price to “recycle” a bunch of shit that just ends up in a landfill anyways.

In a like manner, you could pay a homeless guy $1,500 a month to hang out on the town square and fling his own shit at the walls and then tell us he “provides tremendous value to the community in terms of providing shit flinging”. That makes about as much sense, logically.

This Year’s Christmas Presents To My Favorite People

If you have been reading here for the last 4.5 years (wow!), you know I like to send presents to all my favorite shitbirds every Christmas.

In 2019, I sent City council seven lovely goldfish ornaments – representing the seven goldfish who sit on council. I even showed up at the City Hall Dedication Ceremony and placed them on the tree myself:

In 2020, I sent a full-face Narwal mask to Covid Cult loon Julie Landrum – owner of Wool & Vine Cry & Whine:

These are now a collector’s item…since MOST of the country eventually came to their senses and realized Wuhan Flu was a giant scam. Narwall quickly went out of business, so this mask is probably worth thousands of dollars now. People will look back and say “holy shit, people lost their minds like it was the Salem Witch Trials”. This is a relic from that era.

Last year, everyone got ornaments:

Unfortunately, Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris was a total ingrate and decided to report me to the police! Can you believe it? Miss “Defund the Police” herself wasting the cops’ time because I was nice enough to send her a Christmas ornament?

Shit like this is supposed to scare me. It doesn’t.

Don’t worry, Potato Head…I got you something REALLY nice this year. Hint: it will be coming in the mail and will COST you a bunch of money! And you will NOT like it.

So this year I decided to get something for local socialist bum Clayton Tucker…

Human-sized and man-shaped teddy bears are now a thing, which have been designed for lonely women. Known as Loving Bear Puffy, the $135 giant teddy replicates the male body, with the head of an adorable half-asleep bear.

Miss Tucker will LOVE it! Yeah, it costs a bit of money, but it is totally worth it. I may sew a picture of Robert Francis O’Rourke’s face on it before I mail it out.

Enjoy!

Evidence Piling Up That Local Socialist Clayton Tucker Is Actually a Woman. Twelve Pieces of Proof:

Apparently Clayton Tucker wants to mock the right…

Re-education camps? Where does the loony left get this insane shit? If ANYONE should be worried about fascist assholes sticking people in camps, it’s OUR side. It wasn’t very long ago that libtarded Covid Cult lunatics were suggesting all the unvaccinated people be forced into quarantine and prohibited from flying or crossing state lines or leaving their houses.

Remember that? And their biggest cheerleader was a chink from communist China – the very country that unleased that virus on us.

You want mocking? I’ll give you mocking. It is now Mock Socialist Clayton Tucker week.

How is this for mocking: I think you are actually a woman.

Clayton Tucker USED to put her “preferred pronouns” on her Twitter page, but that has disappeared recently. Is this a subtle hint? Or did she FINALLY get it through her thick, unemployed skull how absolutely ridiculous and off-putting that woke shit is around these parts?

Old page demanded you say “he/him/his”

Then it went away….

From pronouns to NO nouns. Weird!

ALSO notice that she quietly removed the part about being a cowboy. I guess merciless ridicule and exposure of truth will do that. Of course, she STILL insists that she is a rancher…which is another lie we have exposed and will continue to mock repeatedly.

But let’s look at the other evidence….

Drives a Chevy Equinox – a girl’s car. You may as well be driving a Mini Cooper or Mazda Miata.

Uses Apple Pay – only chicks do that.

Depends on a man (his dad) for a place to live.

208 S Western is Dad’s house. Real men don’t depend on other men to provide them a roof over their heads. Real men also aren’t “political organizers” pussies are.

Dresses like a lesbian at hemp fest – complete with purse.

Writes a check to pay for an oil change – like an old lady at HEB.

Uses an app to keep track of fasting and posts it all over social media like a 14-year-old chick with an eating disorder…

190 pounds is quite heavy for a midget!

Dresses his pet dwarf animals up in hats like a 10-year-old girl dressing her Barbie dolls…..

Publicly takes those stupid on-line Facebook and Twitter “tests” that are about as real as your horoscope (which is also a chick thing)…

Poses in front of vehicles that aren’t his to take selfies – pretending they are his. Kind of like chicks do.

Declares his birthday on social media…just like girls do.

And the most recent (and most damning) fact: Uses the adductor/abductor machine at the gym. I shit you not. I couldn’t remember what that thing was called after I saw him using the “girl machine” – so I had to look it up. It’s THIS thing…

All I know is that in 25 years of going to dozens of different gyms, I have NEVER seen a male use it….until recently when Clayton hopped on and used it while browsing on his iPhone. If you can browse on your phone while “working out”, you are not working out. That’s ALSO a chick thing.

EVERYONE knows that machine is (1) targeted at women and (2) is a piece of shit that doesn’t work. So not only are you a woman, but a very dumb one at that!

What’s up with that Clayton? You trying to spot-reduce some saddlebags or something? Jesus Christ. What’s the matter – didn’t want to use your mom’s Thigh Master at home?

There is no generation more sad and useless than the millennial generation. A bunch of lazy, wussy soy boys.

More mocking of Clayton Tucker will be coming soon…..

Socialism Nearly Killed The Pilgrims

Luckily, it only took the pilgrims a year to figure out that socialism doesn’t work. As opposed to today – where morons well into their adult life STILL think it’s a grand idea.

What the pilgrims knew about socialism and private property by John Stossel:

The Pilgrims had clashing ideas about how to organize their settlement in the New World. The resolution of that debate made the first Thanksgiving possible.

The Pilgrims were religious, united by faith and a powerful desire to start anew, away from religious persecution in the Old World. Each member of the community professed a desire to labor together, on behalf of the whole settlement. In other words: socialism. But when they tried that, the Pilgrims almost starved.

Their collective farming — the whole community deciding when and how much to plant, when to harvest, who would do the work — was an inefficient disaster. “By the spring,” Pilgrim leader William Bradford wrote in his diary, “our food stores were used up and people grew weak and thin. Some swelled with hunger… So they began to think how … they might not still thus languish in misery.”

His answer: divide the commune into parcels and assign each Pilgrim family its own property. As Bradford put it, they “set corn every man for his own particular. … Assigned every family a parcel of land.”

The Pilgrims’ simple change to private ownership, wrote Bradford, “made all hands very industrious, so as much more corn was planted than otherwise would have been.” Soon they had so much plenty that they could share food with the natives.

Happy Thanksgiving! Before we eat that turkey today, we should first thank private property rights because they protect us from the “tragedy of the commons” that resulted in starvation and death for the early Pilgrims’ failed experiment with Bernie Sanders-style socialism! Without property rights, Thanksgiving Day would instead be “Starvation Day.”

Socialism is being repackaged and recycled by today’s left-leaning politicians including Sanders and Ocasio-Cortez and is being taken seriously by a new young and gullible generation, many who weren’t even alive when the historic events of the 1980s and 1990s occurred including the fall of the Berlin Wall and the collapse of the Soviet Union. But the lessons from history about the defects, deficiencies, and failures of socialism are very clear. As we’ve learned from countless examples throughout history, including now Venezuela, the main difference between capitalism and socialism is this: capitalism works.