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Socialist Farmer and Environmentalist Buys Froot-Loops In Plastic Bags For The Poors.

The elaborate performance piece continues! He is DEFINITELY a retard pretending to be a rancher pretending to be a farmer…or something.

Local socialist and Chairman of the Lampasas Democrats (Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 TX) always makes sure to let everyone know he is a Good Guy. Whether it is photos of him in a useless mask chiding us unmasked swine, getting a useless ‘vaccine’, or poisoning the local blood supply with his ‘vaccine’-tainted blood, Clayton makes SURE to get a photo of it and post it so he can Signal his Virtue!

I wonder why hunger is on the rise? Bidenflation??

As usual, Clayton has exposed himself as a hypocrite, a liar and a fraud all at the same time. Perhaps you should stop doing this, Comrade?

#1 – Look at all those plastic bags! You evil sea-turtle choker, you! Where are your re-useable hemp bags, you nit wit? Don’t you know plastic bags are made with OIL?!? You have said REPEATEDLY you want us to be “fossil fuel free” – so what the hell are you doing poisoning the planet with plastic bags!!! You are either so stupid you don’t know where plastic bags come from or you are the biggest hypocrite in Texas.

#2 – Froot-Loops?? BAHAHAHA. Seriously? That is almost the worst shit on the planet for you, when it comes to “nutrition.” Weren’t you recently crying about the Big Cereal Corporations gouging everyone with their greedy price hikes? Yes. Yes you were.

Also – you have told us REPEATEDLY for years now that you are a farmer or rancher….

Why didn’t you bring them some squash or some healthy veggies off of your “farm?” Or maybe some meat from your “ranch?” The farmers’ market is LITERALLY 2 blocks from your mom’s house where you live. But instead of giving up some of your many crops from your “family farm,” you go to HEB and buy them sugary shit like Froot Loops? What an asshole, man.

#3 – You took some photo ops at Janet “Crazier” Crozier’s Community Garden two years ago at exactly the same time you were running for City council.

“Behind me are my Froot Loop raised beds. They grow on vines!”

SURELY you are still a member of the garden and growing healthy veggies for the poor. That wasn’t all just a photo op, was it? The community garden is LITERALLY a 3-block walk from your mom’s house where you live. Are you too lazy to go over there and grow veggies when the cameras aren’t around?

I’ll bet you a MILLLLLION DOLLARS that you, in fact, have NOT been back there and have NOT grown a single thing for yourself or “the poor” you are yammering about now.

What a fraud and a piece of shit you are.

LEDC Rules For Incentives

Now that the LEDC is in negotiations with an “unknown party” to give some stuff away, I’d like to post a reminder of who qualifies for these incentives and what milestones/conditions they have to meet. Rest assured that the moment this secret deal is finalized, I will be requesting ALL of these documents from the City.

Applicant shall submit a completed application for financial assistance, together with the following:

  1. Business plan
  2. Current financials (balance sheet and income statement YTD)
  3. Past financials (balance sheet and income statement for last 2 years)
  4. Financial pro-formas (at least 3-5 years forward-looking)
  5. Federal income tax returns from the company and/or owners

The proposed development or redevelopment should create and maintain jobs that pay wages, specific to the industry, equal to or larger than the average hourly wage within the Lampasas Metropolitan Statistical Area (MSA). Wage information can be found at www.texaswages.com

[In other words, just creating more McDonald’s-type wages that already exist a-plenty around here is not good enough]

Other items:

The LEDC may request the City prepare a fiscal impact study in response to an application for economic development assistance. This study shall identify, over a period of NO LESS THAN TEN (10) years and up to TWENTY (20) years, the amount of gross and net benefit the community will derive from assisting the qualified applicant.

So, when this agreement is finalized, the taxpayers should be informed of (1) how many jobs are being created, (2) the wages of those jobs. If they are creating 5 or 6 jobs that pay $38,000 a year…well, that’s not all that impressive.

I would also add a third piece of requested information: where are those workers coming from? Because if they all live in Harker Heights or Copperas Cove or Austin, then all Lampasas has done is blow $7.2 million to funnel money into those cities…which does not benefit Lampasas in the slightest.

In closing, I’d like to present a blast from the past (2.5 years ago) when Eco-Strong and Mike Cour blew themselves up the first time. From this City email between Finley and Mandy, it doesn’t sound like everything was going very smoothly!

I wonder what Mandy was so stressed over? Of course, I cannot see the attachment Finley is referring to, because these are hard copies of email threads. But if I had to guess, I’d say Mandy is starting to realize here that Mike Cour is full of shit and his projections/financials/pipe dreams are maybe starting to reflect that!

Hey, no worries. Mike only wanted the City to pony up $1.8 million so he could start a business here! No biggie!

Remember: the City of Irving just handed out $75,000 in exchange for THIRTY jobs with a $100,000 wage.

If I had to guess, I’d say the LEDC will end up giving away $500,000 for about 8 jobs that pay $40,000. Which would be a shitty deal, to say the least.

Little Birdies: Biz Pork Prospect Likely Eco-Turd and/or Mobile Home Builder

Eco-Turd again? I am really wondering who is dumb enough to pay $90 a foot for a fence. Seems pretty much impossible to me. There must be other parties buying products. Maybe a government or “polluting” company that needs to burnish their “green image” so they buy overpriced crap from Eco-Turd.

No matter. My lawyer is on the job again and we will leave no stone unturned. Be assured I’ll remind the LEDC of all their rules about who they can and cannot hand tax money to.

In honor of Eco-Turd, I’m going to go through my piles of old LEDC stuff and find all the emails I have between Mandy Walsh and Finley discussing the Eco-Turd a couple years ago when they were strung along by Mike Cour.

City Council Meeting Tonight 5-8-23. Electric Rates, Water Rates, Garbage Rates – All Going UP!

Well, a LOT of good stuff coming up!

#1 – Waste Connections wants to “adjust” (this means “increase”) their prices to the City. Now, I understood this last time they jacked prices because diesel had skyrocketed to around $5.50 a gallon and it takes a LOT of fuel to run those trucks.

BUT, diesel has cratered down to around $3 thanks to the impending massive recession we are about to see. No way should City council allow them to jack rates higher.

You’ll recall that Talbert couldn’t be bothered to put this very contract out for bid the last time it was up. I wrote about it several times:

Don’t Forget, Former Mayor Talbert Refused to Put Waste Connections’ $6 Million Garbage Contract Out For Bid Last Year

2017 Talbert Versus 2020 Talbert

Just another remnant of the disaster that was the Talbert Years.

#2 – City considering spending $26,400 per mile (total cost of $211,000!!) for a “frisbee golf” course out at 580 Sports Complex [see page 167]. I guess all that talk about it being “volunteer-built” was the usual nonsense! Oh, and the design and study part will be $12,000. Hmmmm. Twelve thousand. Where have I heard that number for design plans before?

Oh yeah…

City Blowing Over $12,000 To Study A “Mountain Bike Park”. No…Seriously.

#3 – City will be jacking your electric and water rates again. This time, thanks to increasing wholesale prices. Look for your bills to go up approximately 7% for electricity.

You can thank greentards like Clayton Tucker and the other windmill lovers for this expense. As I wrote last summer:

City Manager Admits Electricity Is More Expensive Thanks To “Green Energy” Idiocy

Jo-Christy Brown Billed City Roughly $7,000 For Industrial Park Agreement That Is Currently Being Ignored

Well, JC sure put the hours in on the Martin Rod & Custom Industrial Park agreement! She submitted no less than TWENTY FIVE separate bills totaling close to SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS.

That comes out to about 40 hours of legal work. All for an agreement that is about 18 pages long and mostly boilerplate bullshit she probably pulled from a template – and which is currently being completely ignored.

Well, THAT was money well-spent!

Of course, that is PEANUTScompared to the $213,220 she has billed the City just since Jan 1st, 2019.

Hey, she had to find SOME new suckers source of income after being run out of Bastrop for “outsized legal fees”!!

I Was Too Optimistic On My Vandalism Date For Campbell Park/Skate Park.

While backers were telling us what angels skateboarders are, I was busy predicting the first vandalism date for Campbell Park now that there was a skateboard park there. As I wrote back on March 7th:

“I’ll make my over/under date on bathroom vandalism/destruction a little later at June 20th.“

I was a little early on that. This happened last week:

I am still waiting on details from the City. Weird that I didn’t see it in the newspaper last week.

You’d think that a City that can spend $100,000 on some TVs and microphones for City council chambers could also spend like 2 or 3 grand on security cameras to watch over City assets.

Kuehne Trounced For Mayor. Unfortunately Still Holds Council Seat.

Ouch. This makes Comrade Clayton’s beatdown two years ago look like a close race!

Good riddance to Goodart, too. The guy was a mucus plug.

So the GOOD news is Kuehne will not be the face of Lampasas….and THIS will not be the First Gentleman of Lampasas:

The BAD news is she still sits on City council – and thus the Kuehne Kancer has not truly been excised yet.

That means two more years of her dramatically taking off her glasses to appear erudite and asking such hard-hitting and insightful questions as:

“Have we considered calling up LAST YEAR’S lifeguards and see if they want to work this summer for shitty wages?”

Truly genius.

Oh well. Let’s look on the bright side. Only two goldfish left out of seven council spots (Williamson and Kuehne). I don’t know much about these new guys but they can’t be worse than what we had for most of the last 6 or 7 years. With only two goldfish, they shouldn’t be able to exert much control over the sane portion of City council.

No excuses now, boys! We have a bunch of men from the real world up there running things now! Make Lampasshole proud!

Socialist Vermin And Self-Proclaimed “5th-Generation Rancher” Consults YouTube To Make Splint. Calls Blu-Kote “Blue Note”

SO much to get to this week. I had to leave town unexpectedly. Enjoy a Socialist Seal Bashing while more content gets created this week…

Local socialist maggot Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 TX just cannot help himself. Every time he makes a video to try and show he is a “5th generation rancher,” he ends up bungling something very basic and showing us he is complete fraud.

It is hilarious and I hope he keeps on making these things. Just more fodder to crush him with next time he runs for something.

First it was him placing his “iconic cowboy hat” all over the room in an attempt to make sure it was always visible in his videos. This was back when he claimed to be a “progressive cowboy” – BEFORE he moved on to fake “rancher.”

Then there was the time he “broke his tractor” and used an adjustable wrench completely wrong to fix a shear bolt (which is actually NOT part of the tractor). That’s back when he was a “farmer” working on the “family farm.”

But NOW he is a “rancher” and thus, he is supposedly mending a goat’s leg.

In the video, he has already “mended the leg” with a paint roller (or “paint roller thing” as he calls it) – which is a trick he just learned on YouTube. You’d think a “5th generation rancher” would have seen that trick a few dozen times by age 32 and not need YouTube, but Comrade Clayton is not the brightest bulb. After all, he thinks socialism is a viable economic system.

He first holds up a can of Blu-Kote and says “basically, I used some, uh, blue spray…blue note…it’s like a wound treatment…it’s good for livestock“

BAHAHAHAHA! “Blue Note” as he is literally holding up a can that clearly says Blu-Kote. I love it! I’m starting to think Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 TX is actually a parody account of a guy pretending to be a moron trying to be a rancher and failing. There is no other explanation. NOBODY is this stupid!

Also, Blu-Kote is for abrasions and is a germicide/fungicide. It does NOT heal fractured legs or legs with internal injuries. Clayton is puzzled by the injury, however. He says it could have been a bite or a kick or a headbutt.

Now, I’m no fake rancher like Clayton Tucker, but we have had dogs, cats, chickens, goats, rabbits and other creatures running around my not-a-ranch here where I’ve lived over the last 12 years. And I can definitely tell the difference between a bite and something else. A bite breaks the skin and Blu-Kote might be helpful. But if my animal is limping around with no abrasions or broken skin, then Blu-Kote is a total waste of time, as it treats stuff like blisters, sores and lesions…not an internal fracture.

Love the videos! Keep em coming, Comrade!!

P.S. – why would a “help the AMERICAN farmer! The AMERICAN farmer is in trouble” guy be wearing a hat promoting Yanmar tractors – a Japanese company?? Very odd indeed.

  • There once was a commie named Clayton
  • Who spent all his time masturbatin
  • But NOW he has goats
  • For sowing his oats
  • So matin won’t be so frustratin!

Austin Attorney Jo-Christy Brown Resigned As Bastrop’s Attorney Due To Controversy Over “Outsized Legal Fees” Is Lampasas Getting Fleeced, Too?

Jo-Christy Brown has caused me a lot of headaches over the last 5 years. The Austin attorney is constantly being used by the City of Lampasas to deny me records I feel should be made available to the taxpayers.

She has made a LOT of money doing it, too. We’ll know exactly how much soon when my Open Records Requests are answered. But I guarantee you it is in the six-figure range. She is CONSTANTLY in the city council packets for $8,000 here and $7,000 there (see page 34, see page 48, see page 50, etc).

But what I DIDN’T know until recently was that she “resigned” as attorney for the City of Bastrop due to public complaints about her “outsized legal fees.”

Here is part of the article:

Bastrop’s attorney quits, Pine Forest case on hold

THURSDAY, JULY 28, 2016 BY JO CLIFTON

Seeing the proverbial handwriting on the wall, Bastrop’s longtime attorney, Jo-Christy Brown, resigned, effective immediately, at Tuesday night’s Bastrop City Council meeting. Brown’s tenure has been controversial since at least last December, when the public began to complain about the outsized legal fees the city was paying.

City records indicate that Brown personally received more than $400,000 in legal fees from Bastrop in 2015 and at least $150,000 so far this year. She also oversaw the hiring of other outside counsel to litigate the city’s numerous lawsuits. As the Austin Monitor pointed out in April, Bastrop spent more than $1 million on legal fees over the 15 months starting on Jan. 1, 2015.

Brown’s departure was a victory for Council Member Gary Schiff, who advocated for hiring in-house counsel this winter and spring but could not get fellow Council members to second his motion prior to the May election. It was also a victory for new Council Member Deborah Jones, who promised to work to reduce the city’s outside legal fees when she was elected in May.

Jones had put an item on Tuesday night’s agenda to consider, discuss and possibly take action “regarding JC Brown, city attorney.” However, Brown handed Council her resignation following an executive session before that item came up.