Grab your clubs! There is a baby seal on the loose again!
Local socialist bum and fake farmer Clayton Tucker has finally announced he is running for SDEC! I knew this a month ago, but had to keep it quiet as he hadn’t officially announced yet…
What is SDEC, you are asking? Good question. I had no idea myself!
State Democratic Executive Committee, you dummy!
Since Comrade Clayton can’t get anyone to vote for him in an election where someone OTHER than a moron democrat is involved (like City council or state senate), he is clearly now trying to move up the ladder within the Democratic Party and be king of the dipshits.
This would explain all his ass kissing and brown nosing with traitorous scum like Ilhan Omar and Robert Francis O’Rourke.
Kid Tuck wants to make the Big Leagues.
This kid will do ANYTHING to avoid an honest day’s work, won’t he? My god.
He went from state ‘organizer’ for Our Revolution (Bernie Sanders socialist group) to Advisory Committee Member for Ground Game Texas (an unimportant little group founded by socialist scumworms Julie Oliver and Mike Siegel) to Chairman of the Lampasas County Democrats (see his success HERE), to Deputy Finance Director for Texas Young Democrats (the only ones stupid enough to believe he knows anything about finance) to the Trade Justice Education Fund (another weird, unimportant tiny group that wants free vaccines for Africa or something – despite the vaccines not working).
He has held all of these “jobs” while ALSO pretending to be a farmer, cowboy and rancher! It must be exhausting trying to keep all the lies straight! It’s also odd that despite having 12 ‘jobs’ he still lives upstairs at mom’s house here in town.
He did all this in about 14 months. So, as I predicted long ago, it’s not about actually accomplishing anything of value or improving anything or gaining any skills. It’s about how much crap you can load onto your resume so you can weasel your way up the next rung of the ladder.
The kid would have made a GREAT public school superintendent, don’t you think?
So will the Baby Seal get clubbed for the SIXTH time in a row?
Tough call.
If this is a paid position that requires any kind of talent or skill, he will definitely be clubbed and feasted on by Eskimos.
If it is another bullshit title without a paycheck (like Ground Game Texas), then he is probably a shoo-in.
With all these titles-but-no-paycheck jobs Comrade Clayton seems to get, it is a damn good thing that mom and pop let him continue to live in their upstairs bedroom!