Socialist Scared Rabbit Is Petrified Of Food Poisoning. Oblivious He Is 40x MORE Likely to Die On The Highway In His Wind-Up Fagmobile.

To hear Comrade Clayton get his panties all in a bunch over some food illness, you’d think millions per year die from this….

We have another food outbreak. 

No silver bullet to fix this, but there is a silver buckshot. 

We need to fully fund food safety and make food local again. pic.twitter.com/ycvnmNpm3H

— Clayton Tucker (@ClaytonTuckerTX) August 16, 2026

You know how many people die from food poisoning in the U.S. every year? A country of 330 million people?

3000.

That’s it.

About 40,000 die in vehicle crashes every year. That means you are about 13 more likely to die in a car crash than die of rotten eggs.

But wait! There’s more!

Since Comrade Clayton the unemployed bum has admitted to us he drives over 200 miles per day spinning his wheels to tell huge lies to old ladies in West Texas to grift more money off of them, that means he is on the road about 3 or 4 times MORE than the average person. We’ll be conservative and multiply that 13x by 3x. Or about 40x HIGHER chance of being splattered on the highway than getting lethal diarrhea at Taco Bell.

Moron.