Being A Lazy Communist Cost Clayton Tucker $260,892. No Wonder He Is So Bitter And Envious.

Most people, after they blow $80,000 on a college degree, jump into the job market and start their climb up from the bottom.

Now, while Clayton is very likely a bottom, that just didn’t appeal to him.

Instead, the poli sci major disappeared to China to fondle 5-year-old boys for a couple years, apparently.

Babysitter in China?? Very weird.

THEN he came home and….STILL didn’t bother to find work. He jerked around working on campaigns and ‘worked’ as a political organizer for Bernie Sanders, but he certainly didn’t bother with anything you could call a career. Standing on a street corner yelling for free shit is NOT a career….

According to Clayton himself, his family has a “multi-generation ranch” (which was only incorporated in December 2023) and he has been “ranching” and “bailing hay” since he could walk. Seems to me you’d want to step into the role and start making some cheddar.

The “expert rancher” thought it was “bailing” hay for the last 35 years! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Moron and fraud.

He didn’t do that. He sat at home and created social media posts complaining about the unfairness of everything under the sun…like the petulant, spoiled, silver spoon pussy that he is.

Wait…he’s a “virtual” farmer? How’s THAT work?

He also didn’t bother to go out in the world and look for a real job where he could make a career. He bounced around from one loser political campaign to another (Julie Oliver, Chris Perri, Jonathan Hildebrand, Sandra Blankenship, Meg Walsh, Colin Allred, Beto O’Rourke, etc) and ran three losing campaigns of his own.

Now he STILL lives with mom and dad, is a few years away from 40 years old, has no career, no property, no apartment, and no life. He has nothing. He drives around all day with a fat chick and crashes town halls five hours from mom’s house trying to get attention blabbering cliches and lies.

So now the commie wants YOUR stuff! He looks around at guys his age with houses and careers and families and stuff and realizes how badly he fucked up by being a lazy commie instead of a normal member of society.

He was the consummate grasshopper….and now winter is coming.

If only Clayton had gotten a normal job and put away a measly $500 a month, every month, into an S&P 500 tracking index, he would have over $260,000 today!

Such a sad, sad story. A lot of this is his parents’ fault for not cracking the whip and instead enabling all this retardation by letting him live at home. If he had some bills to pay, he might be motivated. As my dad always said: hunger is a great motivator.

Then again, they produced a weak and lazy beta male for a son. Not much you can do with that except hope he finds a much richer boyfriend or something.