Ummmm, yeah we already know the ‘special’ announcement, you clown. We knew it a YEAR ago…
The announcement will come soon – like AFTER he’s done trying to fix all the bullshit and lies on his websites. LOL. Like this one, he already got to:
Ah – see, now he’s a fifth-generation TEXAN! Before, he was a fifth-generation RANCHER.
He must have finally realized that lie was just too huge and too easy to disprove to leave it laying around to be ridiculed. So he changed it.
Notice how he also throws in there that mom used to work for the Texas Railroad Commission! As if that confers upon him some special knowledge of state government. LOL. He never bothered mentioning that before.
He also wants us to believe that grandpa letting him run around with a toy hammer and pretend to work on the ranch when he was seven years old constitutes “running a ranch” and thus he is qualified to “run the state” when it comes to agriculture.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ok then. Let’s see some W2s from all your ranching work. You must have lots of them!
Before you go believing that seven-year-old Tucker was ‘mending fences’ remember this: even at age 30, he didn’t know how to use a fucking WRENCH properly when he fake ‘fixed’ his ‘tractor’ – then he held up a nut and called it a bolt! LOL. Yep, he’s a seasoned “rancher” all right!
So grandpa put him to work as a little boy on the RX Ranch? Ummm….the RX Ranch was only created 18 months ago, remember? That’s a neat trick!
Oh my. This is going to be so much fun. LOTS more to come, as Clayton Tucker prepares for the worst electoral beating of his life in 2026…
I’ll tell you one thing – THIS form from 2021 is going to bite him in the ass.
Pretty hard to claim you’ve been a “rancher” since 2015 when you filed for a City council race in 2021 and under “occupation” you admitted you are a “Political Organizer” because you ACTUALLY worked for a Bernie Sanders communist off-shoot group called Our Revolution at that time.
WHOOPS!!!! I’ll be sure to make a LOT of hay with that nugget, you commie fuck.
Amazing! World traveler yet ALSO here in Lampasas “running the ranch” at EXACTLY the same time. Truly an incredible feat.