That’s the phrase to remember.
If you utter that phrase to me on November 3rd at Boots & Bourbon, I’ll hand you TWO tickets for free drinks. That’s right. TWO free drinks on Lampasshole.
I’ll be there from around 6pm until the bitter end. I even got a room at the Best Western because I’ll be in no condition to operate machinery by 11pm.
Today is the first day of Early Voting. Get your ass out there and VOTE. There are thousands of gullible old ladies who have fallen for Clayton Tucker’s “harmless rural dude” persona he invented.
We need every vote to cancel those fools out.
The unemployed poli sci major CANNOT be in charge of the second-largest Ag department in the United States. It simply cannot be allowed. Not only will he waste every penny he gets his grubby, filthy commie hands on – he will fill that department with other incompetent commies and cronies who will infest the department for decades after. They are like ticks. Once they are in, you can never get them out.
