Clayton Tucker LIED About Filing A Police Report Over A Honked Horn. My God. That Makes It 1000x Worse! Oh, But CLAYTON Was Cited For Expired Plates On September 30th. LOL.

It appears that unemployed socialist bum Clayton Tucker FABRICATED his entire stupid story about filing a police report over a honked horn!

Here is his original post:

But if you check the Lampasas Radiogram police blotter for Saturday, Monday and Tuesday (there is no Sunday edition)…there is ZERO mention of any harassment calls at 208 S Western Avenue, or anywhere NEAR there!

Now that ALONE doesn’t mean there wasn’t a report filed. After all, the Radiogram itself is run by a retarded liberal. BUT, if it’s not in the Radiogram blotter, there is probably about a 90% chance there was no report.

SO – I did what I do best: the obvious thing. Call the police department and request all call sheets and incident reports for Clayton Tucker or 208 S Western Ave over the last week. Nate was at Burleson on Saturday the 10th between roughly 8am and 11am. Clayton was crying out his asshole about it on Sunday to the press and acting like the Sheets campaign had fired guns into his parents’ house or something.

That means this nefarious horn honk had to take place sometime Saturday afternoon.

(I’m sorry I missed that Sheets event but I was scuba diving in Belize, drinking campechanas and eating stone crab and lobster. Which is kind of the total OPPOSITE of living with my parents and crying about data centers on social media 24/7 – but I digress)

The chick at the PD said “you have to contact City Hall about that” which is not how I remember it working, but whatever.

I emailed my good buddy, the City Secretary, and requested all call sheets and incident reports for Clayton Tucker, Clayton H Tucker, Clayton Howard Tucker and/or all variants thereof – plus any reports and incidents from 208 S Western Avenue.

I decided to cast a wide net and do it for the last six months. I did this because who knows what you might find. For all I know, he was busted sucking a teenager’s dick at the public bathrooms over by the skate park! The public has a right to know, after all. Hell, look at Talarico: he just slipped off to the looney bin for 10 days!

You know what the City told me about my records request? You’re gonna love this!

There is ONE response to my inquiry, and it ain’t a police report about a honked horn. It’s moron Clayton driving around with expired license plates! LOL.

So he publicly cried about a honked horn, and made himself look like a whiney bitch but then never even filed the report! That’s like saying you got beat up by a girl when it never happened.

This proves everything I’ve said about Comrade Clayton for years now: he’s a compulsive liar and an opportunist. Either the horn honk never happened or it was such a joke, he knew that filing a police report would get him laughed at. But that SURE didn’t stop him from rushing to the liberal press the NEXT DAY and making a huge stink. He wanted all the sympathy and attention but couldn’t even bother to walk ACROSS THE STREET to file a report. Yes, his parents live about 300 feet from the Lampasas Police Department.

ALSO: why is Clayton driving a white Toyota RAV4 (another chick vehicle, btw) when he supposedly owns a blue hybrid wind-up fagmobile truck?? Very curious. That’s like 6 or 7 vehicles owned between him, mom and dad. That’s an awful lot of vehicles for a kid who demanded the end of fossil fuels and cries about the environment non-stop.

Here is the useless hybrid truck he poses with on the campaign trail to make the rubes think he is a “rancher” – it is NOT a white RAV4

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