Time to beat on an old douchebag again. Why should Clayton Tucker get all the attention?
They are a lot alike, actually. Both useless turds complaining nonstop about evil capitalism and “Big Wigs” when they only have themselves to blame for their shitty predicament because they are lazy bums.
Cade thinks he should be able to afford everything he wants, even though he is a grocery bagger at age 26 and appears to have no further aspirations. He raged at “The Man” recently on Facebook:
Mind you, this is the same lazy bum who posted this years ago:
Just like Clayton Tucker: fritters away his time like the fabled grasshopper and doesn’t want to do any work, then as he gets older and winter approaches, he is consumed by envy that others have a place to live and nice things and he doesn’t. So someone must be to blame. Never the lazy grasshopper, though. Blame Roy Cockrell instead, like the fucking idiot you are. Clearly he never saw Roy working 18 hour days and slaving over the stove at Putters for YEARS as a small businessman. Cade was busy playing Pokemon and sucking random cocks, no doubt. But now he demands reparations from the Big Wigs.
Short recap on this lazy goldbricking bum:
He came to my attention in 2020 when he fell for the BLM hoax and demanded we do some stupid “BLM rally” here in Lampasas based on the totally false premise that white cops were killing innocent blacks. They weren’t. But half the town went out there and gave speeches and acted like morons – a LOT of females, actually.
Then he ran off to Austin to be with the other retarded hippies. He also came out as gay or bisexual or something and had the “non-binary they/them” stuff posted all over his social media. I suspect that was more due to the fact that no chick would talk to him anyways so he just decided to go with dick out of desperation.
But of course, as a miserable communist, he’ll never be happy wherever he is.
Then he ran back to mommy in Lampasas again and bagged groceries at the Burnet HEB – which he sucked at. He put my milk on top of my bread like a dunce. He also has a big, huge stupid door knocker nose ring in his nose like a dumb gothapotamus hippie chick. Hilarious.
Then he contemplated moving to NM, which I was HOPING he would do so he could get beaten and robbed by minorities and tweakers, but no dice. He pussied out on that….
But he’s too dishonest and hypocritical to actually move where there are icky brown and black people he claims to love so much. So he pussied out and moved to the 96%-white city of Oconomowoc, Wisconsin.
But THAT didn’t work out either. So he moved to Watertown, Wisconsin – which is 1.2% black people. It didn’t take long for him to start bitching about “racism” again, however:
Then he apparently got engaged to a chick (possibly retarded?) and now has apparently been dumped and is back in Lampasas close to mommy and whining about the Big Wigs here in town trying to screw him on rent. Zero surprises in all this.
As I wrote in late 2024:
“Of course, he’ll be a miserable fuck up there in Wisconsin too – because he is a communist and that’s what they are: miserable, envious little turds.”
I have a suggestion! Move to Somalia. Then you can be with all the diversity you want. You’ll have a great time! Away from Evil Amerikkka!
Hey, I have an idea! Clayton and Cade and Potato Head Fitzharris’s fuckup commie kid Julian Jordan can all rent a house together! They can whine about Big Wigs together, bash capitalism and then share a big bed and fondle each others’ cocks all night. It’s a win/win for all of them.
