Why am I in such a good mood that I am dying to buy drinks?
Several reasons:
#1 – that god awful disaster on 281 is FINALLY DONE after like 2.5 or 3 years of bullshit. Stupid orange barrels gone. Lights working to break up traffic again so I don’t sit at Naruna and 281 for 12 minutes waiting for some asshole to grow some balls and stick their nose out. Pavement looking awesome. Fuck yeah!!
#2 – George is FINALLY moving the gym across the street this weekend. This surely means a water fountain that works and a toilet that flushes! Love you George, but you know it’s true.
#3 – NFL is back, baby!!
#4 – the kids are back in school!
All you have to do is say the secret password to me: Clayton Tucker is a filthy commie scumbagand you’re in.
I’ll be the guy with the1776 – National Championsshirt on. I look like Brad Pitt without hair.
Hell, let’s throw some Zara Larsson in there too – the greatest ass/thighs on the planet right now…