Apparently Clayton is back to pretending to be a pious and practicing Catholic. This is the kid who never mentioned church in six years and who is super cool with abortions.
But he’s all biblical and shit now, bro! Telling us apocalyptic tales about data centers causing End Times and pontificating on Eden and stuff…
My god. So poignant. So deep. He’s like Plato, Socrates and Jesus Christ all rolled into one. HE will protect the land and the air AND the Blue Marble. Only he. The heralded environmental prophet Jesus H. Goatwanker. More brilliant and compassionate than us all. We’d all be sitting in a parched and ruined land starving to death and dying of thirst without him jumping in front of every microphone he can find and shouting “water is life!” over and over so we dimwitted rubes don’t soil our own nests and kill the planet.
Bravo.
He just can’t figure out how to move out of mom’s house.
Also…a LEADER in the anti-data center movement? What the fuck does that even mean? He made up the most lies about things like heart murmurs and stillbirths? He crashed the most town halls 5.5 hours from where he lives? He grifted the most email signatures under the guise of a “petition” that will never be submitted to any governmental authority?
The only thing Clayton Tucker leads in is the record for most goats sodomized on grandpa’s land.
Vainglorious little prick.