Yes, yes! Kids will be ENTHRALLED by watching a corn stalk grown slowly for 77 days so they can get an ear of corn. That is WAY more entertaining than Roblox and Grand Theft Auto. Good thinking, Clayton. For a guy with no kids, you sure do understand them.
They LOVE eating vegetables, too! Make sure you have them grow carrots and peas. Kids love those the most. All those kids are ITCHING to eat healthy veggies and ditch the Doritos. The only problem in that plan has been no farmer at school to teach them how to do it! Amazing insight.
Hey wait a minute! CLAYTON is supposedly a farmer, lives near several schools and has a TON of free time since he is unemployed. I’m wondering why he doesn’t just start doing this himself. Could it be that he is just a lazy, blabbering dipshit?
Actually, I’m wondering when we will ever see pictures of CLAYTON’S personal garden! How about it, Comrade? Don’t you have one planted?? Aren’t you going to lead by example? Why don’t you have your OWN garden where you grow delicious kale and squash for your own consumption? Hell, you haven’t even been back to the Lampasas Community Garden since your bullshit photo op back around 2021!
Instead, you just drive around lecturing people to eat peas while you stuff your fat face with Taco Bell and Whataburger. What a total asshole.
Tell you what. How about YOU grow your own fucking garden, eat a bunch of veggies and lose 30 pounds and THEN you can lecture everyone else on what to do, ok douchebag??