“We’re All Being Killed By [Fill In Blank]”

I will pay Clayton Tucker’s campaign $1,000 if he can produce a link to a credible, peer-reviewed study that shows people living 5 miles from data centers are having heart attacks at a higher rate than those who don’t. Same goes for any credible proof that chickens five miles away are laying 50% less eggs.

Never ONCE has he cited his “sources” for ANY of this bullshit.

Clayton Tucker for the last 10 years: “Microplastics are killing us! Ultra-processed food is killing us! Data centers are killing us! Global warming is killing us!”

Life expectancy in 1930 before plastics, computers, processed foods, data centers and fossil fuels: 59 years

Life expectancy in 2026 with all those things all around us: 79 years

That’s a 33% increase in 100 years. That is incredible.

You know what IS the NUMBER ONE cause of preventable death in the United States? Not data centers. Not plastic. Not global warming. Not even processed foods.

It’s being a fat fuck from eating too much (processed or not) and not exercising enough.

You are about a billion times more likely to die of a heart attack from too much Whataburger and Panda Express than from a data center 5 miles away, you innumerate mook.

Ironically, both Clayton Tucker and his campaign manager are grossly overweight (Tucker) and obese (Izzy) and spend campaign funds on Taco Bell, sugary Starbucks drinks, Panda Express, pizza and Whataburger non-stop.

Disgusting.

Talk about the whale calling the piglet fat.