What a day. WHAT A DAY!!!
First we find out that Nancy Pelosi tumbled down some marble stairs and fractured her hip. When an old bat pushing 85 fractures her hip, it is basically a death sentence. I guess drunkenness, high heels and stairs don’t mix after all. What a shame. Looks like I’ll have to update her odds of dying to about 2-1 for 2025. With any luck, we’ll see Mitch McConnell croak soon, too.
We also got to bask in the glory of Time Magazine making Trump their “Man of the Year” – AGAIN.
Do you know how awesome it is to see Trump as Man of the Year at the very same time that old cunts like McConnell and Pelosi are literally falling down and being pushed around in wheelchairs about to die?
Very poignant, to say the least.
What else?
#2 – George Stephanopoulos of ABC has been ordered to sit for a 4 hour deposition in the slander lawsuit brought by Trump for repeatedly calling him a rapist. George, who built his career covering up the sexual abuse scandals of his boss Bill Clinton, is learning that defamation, slander, and libel catch up with you.
#3 – Sources close to Kamala Harris report that former senior campaign staff, including ex-campaign manager Julie Chavez, are weighing the option of breaking their NDAs to pursue lucrative book deals and exclusive interviews. These tell-alls are expected to reveal salacious details about Harris, Walz, and their families, as well as expose the deep dysfunction and infighting that erupted from day one between Biden holdovers and Kamala’s team, which plagued the campaign throughout.
#4 – Daniel Penny will accompany JD Vance to the Army/Navy game today and join President Trump in his suite. Hopefully, very soon Penny will file a massive lawsuit against Bragg for malicious prosecution.
WE ARE SO BACK!!!
Oh, and we are now within the Twelve Days Of Christmas, and you know what that means! Coming soon…