From December 15th, 2023:
Still no website selling local meats!
He’s been preoccupied with killing goats and telling lies about trying to donate money to the Lampasas School District school lunch debt fund.
What an asshole, man.
Oh wait….what’s THIS??
Texas RX Ranch. We’re gonna do goat yoga! LOL.
There IS a website now! Why in the world would you not be promoting this on your 17 social media sites?? But still no “local meats for sale.” I guess the “business model” has pivoted yet again. Now there will be no meats but just selling a few goats every year as pets and trying to start a petting zoo with goat yoga for moron old ladies like Janet Crazier. LOL. Awesome.
It appears that Comrade Clayton has sold THREE goats this year: Moonpie, Han Solo and ‘Unnamed”! Combined with the four he sold last year, he is well on his way to being able to afford car insurance for 3 months!
Of course, there are already MANY sites for buying and selling goats. Or you could post of Facebook when you are selling a couple per year. But nobody ever claimed Comrade Clayton was a genius!
You better update the info on your site, Comrade. You already lost 50% of your dwarf goats, remember?
It is also quite disturbing that you market your goats as a way to AVOID paying property taxes!! I thought you commies LOVE taxes! All you do is demand more money for teachers and more free meals for the kids, but you don’t want to pay your “fair share,” you twat?? Unbelievable.
But wait a second! The ranch was started in the 1970s by a pharmacist? I thought YOU founded it! That’s the lie you have been spouting for years now! Whoops!!
Also, how are you a “fifth-generation rancher” if the ranch was only founded 50 years ago? Do you Tuckers breed at the age of 10? You moron.
Must be absolutely BRUTAL to keep all your lies straight, at this point. We are going to have a FIELD day when you run for Ag Commissioner!! LOL.
So to recap:
No meats for sale STILL…and there never will be.
These goats are now pets and are for sale at the rate of 3-5 per year. That might pay for gas for 3 months of the year. Good thing mom pays the rent!
Many big plans for the future that will never materialize, like goat yoga.
You are pushing these as a tax break when you YOURSELF have spent the last 10 years of your life demanding bigger government, higher taxes and more “free”” stuff.
You use bullshit buzzwords like “regenerative ranching” which actually means nothing at all. Do you have a certificate for that? Who certified your ranch? What are the requirements? The answer is “no, nobody and nothing” – anybody can say that. You also claim “ethically raised”? Also has no meaning – everyone raises goats like you do: let them run around outside and eat what they want. Hell, even I “raised goats” like that for a while. Takes zero skill.
You finally admit in writing that you DIDN’T “found” the ranch – it was founded 20 years before you were born.
I think that about covers it!