“Hey! Don’t Put Windex In My Milk!” – Clayton Tucker ‘Joke’ Falls Flat. Crickets From Audience.

As we dissect local communist Clayton Tucker’s three-minute “speech” yesterday (which was really just a regurgitation of false statistics, mis-named chemical compounds and flat-out lies about his ranching history) we cannot neglect to mention the “joke” he told that fell completely flat because it made no sense whatsoever.

According to socialist dunce and fake rancher Clayton Tucker (SDEC-24 TX): “the number one chemical to defrost milk is Windex! So every time you eat that bowl of cereal in the morning…you are eating RoundUp and Windex!” [3:14:05 mark]

No, seriously. He said that. I don’t know where the hell he buys his milk, but mine is liquid when I get it. No defrosting needed. You’d also think a guy that has “always been a cattle family” would have a couple cows to milk out there and not need to go to HEB or Wal-Mart to buy his Windex-filled milk.

Then again, that would require getting up before 9am and doing some work to milk a cow. Socialist scumbags aren’t into actual work. They spend their time at Farmer’s Union conventions and tweeting about equity.

Let’s take a look at what’s in my milk I just took out of the fridge:

Contains: milk. No Windex.

Nope. No Windex. But it occurs to me that PUBLICLY accusing stores like HEB and Wal-Mart of selling Windex-filled milk just might be construed as slander.

I think I’ll email the department of quality control at HEB and Wal-Mart and inform them that Clayton Tucker is PUBLICLY accusing them of selling Windex-filled milk! Something tells me that slander like that could cost Clayton Tucker a LOT of money in a lawsuit.

He finished his “speech” with a ‘joke’ about the Windex milk [3:14:35 mark]

“We have to have a NATIONAL system of NATIONAL standards and tell them, ‘hey! Don’t put Windex in my milk!” – waits for laughter. There is none. Moderator makes a weak forced laugh then quickly moves on.

The smug look you give when you think you told a zinger but then nobody laughs…..

A national system and national standards? You mean like the FDA, USDA, EPA, and a dozen other billion-dollar agencies which employ tens of thousands of morons? The FDA which has been around for over 100 years and is run by your beloved Big Federal Government? So if the food is so shitty right now and filled with Windex and RoundUp, I guess your buddies in the government aren’t doing too good of a job, are they?

Moron.