Will Clayton “Baby Seal” Tucker Run For City Council Again?

According to the Dispatch, nobody has thrown their hat in the ring yet to run for City council in May.

Unless you count Bob Goodart…which I don’t.

Goodart, you’ll recall, was thumped soundly last May by Davis Keele by a count of 360 to 135 (73% to 27%).

Goodart is now apparently back for more and challenging Randy “Speedbump” Clark for Place 2.

Bob is doing his best impersonation of a hyena by picking Place #2 to run for – seeking out the oldest and weakest councilmember to challenge. Goodart would have ZERO chance of beating Morris, Pearce or Monroe for their open seats.

I became anti-Goodart the minute he voted to hand LEDC President Talbert $971,000 of City “Covid money” to waste on the idiotic Business Pork project – after telling me personally he thought it was a “colossal waste of money”. Bob Goodart can’t be trusted. Hopefully Randy sends him packing.

Will local socialist Comrade Clayton “Baby Seal” Tucker sign up for another beating? Let’s hope so! He pussed out last year, unfortunately.

His whole motto is “Run for Something!”, and THAT he has certainly done – running for office or seeking appointment at least FIVE times.

The “win a race” part? Not so much.

Douchebag socialist tries to trade on family name. Fails badly.

As for the other open seats? I think Thelma Jean Monroe may step down and Cathy “Pork Chop” Keuhne may run for mayor – which would be a disaster. The last thing the town needs is a liberal, artsy-fartsy chick heading things up.

Don’t forget that Kuehne was a RABID Covid Cult loon for about two years (she put herself at risk EVERY DAY!)- which means she is incapable of critical thinking.

She was a HUGE supporter of Talbert pilfering $971,000 in “Covid relief” funds from the City for the Business Pork project last February. I believe her exact words were “I’ve been filled in on this, and I think it’s a win-win”

She is also a supporter of blowing almost $2 million on the Hostess House “facelift” currently in progress.

Furthermore, this “teacher” doesn’t even know how to spell at a fifth-grade level!

It’s WHOSE not WHO’S.

The plural of STORY is STORIES, not STORY’S.

Remember stuff like this when teachers like Kuehne cry that they aren’t paid enough. This is her mother tongue, for crying out loud! It’s embarrassing.

Strippers go to POLES. Voters go to the POLLS.

And don’t even get me stared on who the First Gentleman of Lampasas would be, if his wife were elected mayor….