“What If” Clayton Tucker Has Vaginal Cancer??

WHAT IF he got caught having sex with goats? WHAT IF his dad finally grew some balls and kicked his goldbricking ass out of the house at age 35 1/2?

WHAT IF???

No Comrade. Sorry. No projects have been stopped because of restrictions on “foreign-made” components. That is bullshit.

Now, if by “facing challenges” you mean being on the end of frivolous lawsuits by shitbirds like Clayton Tucker, well that might be true. But it means nothing. You can sue a ham sandwich if you want. Doesn’t mean anything.

If anything, it’s the opposite. The Feds are pushing HARD for data center expansion because they think winning the AI race is an existential necessity. They might be right or wrong, I don’t know. But they have DEFINITELY gone all-in on that idea.

So no…this is another lie by the Queen of Liars herself.

“They’re Stealing All Our Land!”

I was shocked to actually see someone with a brain and math skills pop up in Comrade Clayton’s Facebook feed. Naturally it’s a guy.

Comrade Clayton’s FB feed is 98% populated by easily-excited shitlib clowns and old ladies who are unversed in mathematics, physics, or common sense:

So data centers take up not even 1/100th of one percent! LOL.

Brad is wise to put things in scale and compare it OTHER, more familiar things. Kind of like my stat that Austin Texas loses over NINE BILLION gallons of water per year just to leaky pipes! Which makes Clayton’s hysteria over data centers using a few million gallons here and there sound like the pittance it is.

Let’s take a step back and look at this “data center scourge” from about 30,000 feet after the midget socialist has spent three months straight making up nonsense:

POWER: They are almost all building their own power sources now – because they have to. Texas power prices are some of the cheapest in the nation. They have not moved up even after 500 data centers were built over the last 20 years or so. There is NO correlation to a the number of data centers in a state and their electricity prices. That is a FACT – you can look it up.

LAND: Every single data center in existence in our country takes up 0.0086% of the land. Probably less than all the NFL and MLB stadiums and parking lots put together. It’s nothing. PLUS state law FORBIDS idiots like Clayton from just “banning” random shit he’s prejudiced against.

You think I was happy when a 100-lot subdivision went in a mile down the road from me and got filled up with Austin shitlibs?? I assure you, I was not. But those are the breaks. Nothing I can do about it except blow up Tannerite non-stop to annoy them. Suck it up, buttercup.

WATER: Even Comrade Clayton’s bullshit “facts” he references admit that every data center in Texas right now uses LESS than 1/2 of 1% of the total water use for the state.

MISC: Comrade Clayton has thrown out a lot of spurious (and frankly, slanderous) bullshit about stillbirths in cows, chicken egg productions and heart murmurs in kids. The minute he names a name of a data center supposedly doing this is the same minute he will be sued into oblivion for libel or slander. Which is why he never names names. He’s a lying sack of shit.

All of the above ALSO assumes there will be no technological breakthroughs in the next 5 or 7 years when it comes to water use, power consumption, etc. Which is highly unlikely. I read about new breakthroughs every week.

As you can see, the excitable midget has made a mountain out of a mole hill. That tends to happen when you are (1) low IQ (2) have a chick brain and (3) have too much time on your hands because you’re an unemployed bum.

Spare Me The Pearl Clutching Over “Mass Surviellance” You Commie Scumbag.

All of a sudden, the Big-Government-loving socialist is worried about “mass surviellance”!

“Creating” mass surveillance? LOL. Mass surveillance has been here a long time – and you never said shit before this week, you bum.

The problem with this particular bullshit lie is that Clayton Tucker was SILENT back in 2013 and 2014 when the NSA was building a massive data center called Bumblehive in Utah to spy on Americans. In fact, in 2013 and 2014, Clayton Tucker was living in China and telling everyone how WONDERFUL it was! That’s a fact. You can look it up.

Bumblehive Utah Data Center – NSA

Libertarians like myself were screaming about this travesty back then, but shitlibs like Clayton Tucker were too busy sucking Obama’s cock to bother with it. That horse is already LONG gone out side the barn door. It has been in operation for 12 years already.

So you already lost your right to complain about Big Government surveillance, ok buddy? This is all an act on your part.

As for “automating our jobs away” – there are ALREADY 4000 data centers in the U.S. and the jobs haven’t been “automated away” yet.

“They’re taking all the jobs!!”

Today’s jobs report:

What’s even more hilarious is that for the entirety of the shitty Biden administration, Clayton Tucker was HUGELY in favor of flooding the U.S. with 15 million third-world scumbags to “do all the work Americans won’t do.” He didn’t give a shit about jobs then, you see.

Take a chill pill, you hysterical know-nothing bum.

Clayton Tucker’s MicroBoner Is Short-Lived And Now Flaccid. Hill County Data Center Moratorium Rescinded Almost Immediately.

As always, the unemployed socialist bum who lives with his parents had no idea what he was talking about. This has happened about 72 times before, by the way.

He has been running around “calling for a moratorium” on data centers, as if that somehow gave him magical powers to do whatever he wants. He was crowing two weeks ago about “power to the people!” and “we can beat Big Tech!” when Hill County put a moratorium on data centers….

Myself and plenty of legal experts have said over and over you can’t do that under state law. But Comrade Clayton (a spoiled, only child and silver-spoon trust fund pussy) thinks that if he just stamps his feet hard enough and posts enough gay “petitions” he can get whatever he wants.

Unfortunately for Comrade Clayton and the Hill County officials, the big fat wet dick of state law just smacked them in the face….

The hilarious part about all this is that if Comrade Clayton was running for a Texas state House or Senate seat, he would probably win on this issue. LOL. If you are mad about the state law, then you try to change it through those channels.

But he already ran for state Senate and got destroyed by Dawn Buckingham. It’s just his usual bad luck and personal retardation that has him running for the ONE position that really has no say in this. LOL!! I love it. Typical Clayton -a day late and a dollar short.

A Texas Senator or Rep could maybe make some headway on something like this and try to change state law legislatively – but Ag Commissioner can DO NOTHING, as I have stated over and over and over.

The unemployed midget can promise moratoriums all he wants, but as you can see – you will lose that fight immediately. That’s the law, buddy. Tough shit.

Of course, that won’t stop this moron from continuing to “call for moratoriums” even though it’s an obvious dead end. Because he’s stupid that way.

Unemployed Bum Who Has Never Done Anything In His Life: “They Didn’t Do Enough!”

The kid whose biggest campaign donor does cocaine with underage whores is miffed that “we should have been preparing for the screwworm long before it reached our border.”

Of course, Texas and the U.S. Government WERE preparing all of last year and likely for even longer. The socialist bum didn’t know about any of that because HE spent the last year running around talking about his phantom food allergies, microplastics, data centers and conducting polls on Facebook about what to name his latest coyote bait….

Here is what was done, Comrade Clayton, while you were playing trust-fund-kid games in mommy’s house where you live:

Pray tell, Comrade, what would you have done differently?

Also, why should the voters trust such a huge undertaking to a kid who still hasn’t managed to move out of his parents’ house at age 35?

Loser.

Words Of Wisdom From The Texas “Doesn’t-Have-A-Clue” Worm.

This is very rich…

The unemployed socialist bum who has spent the last THREE MONTHS talking about NOTHING other than “DATA CENTERS!” is calling Nate Sheets “Mr Data Centers.” That’s a good one.

Did you know that the month of May is “National Beef Month”? Clayton Tucker sure didn’t. He’s supposedly a rancher (lol) and is running for Texas Ag Commissioner (lol lol) and he never ONCE mentioned National Beef Month or said a peep about promoting the beef industry in Texas for 31 straight days of May – which is kind of part of his job, should he be elected.

No, he was busy yapping about data centers non-stop. He does that because that’s how he scares old ladies and pussified men into handing over checks to his campaign so he can drive around and buy Chinese Panda dinners with his obese side-kick Izzy The Baby Beluga.

But now that the screwworm is here (which Nate Sheets actually HAS talked about previously) Comrade Clayton is going to tell us all how to fix it.

You ready??

Oh! “We need sensible containment! We need to use every tool available to stop it”!

Thank you, Professor Goatwanker! I’ll file that right next to all your other brilliant and original ‘solutions’ like “No kid should ever go hungry!” or “Everyone has the right to good healthcare!”

Reminds me of The Empire Strikes Back scene when C-3PO made the obvious statement that the asteroid they were on “is not entirely stable.”

Just another childish cliche from the queen of childish cliches herself, Lady Clayton…the Texas “Doesn’t Have A Clue” Worm.

Also known as the Communist Scumworm or Lampasas Shitworm.

Who Is A Bigger Fake Cowboy Pussy? Comrade Clayton Tucker OR James Tala-Freako?

Tough call….

They both have the pasty, scrawny arms untouched by the sun. They both have the manicured soft hands completely devoid of callouses, ant bites, scratches or cuts.

Tala-freako tried to use AI to put some kind of fake beard onto his weird little-boy face. I guess that means he’s kind of trying a little bit.

Comrade Clayton is still trying to get past the wispy, shitty, peach fuzz stage of his “beard” after 3.5 years of effort.

Speaking of beards, at least Tala-freako’s campaign was smart enough to find him a fake girlfriend for his campaign. Comrade Clayton is still only seen in photos with goats alone in a barn on Friday nights.

Bell County Has Plenty Of Water, Comrade Costanza. Calm Down.

Unemployed bum Clayton Tucker recently wasted an entire day at the Bell County Commissioner’s meeting to be number 40 out of 46 speakers just so he could film himself looking important….

Of course, LOOKING important and BEING important are too different things. This is lost on the dork who spends his life cultivating a fake rancher image on his 12 different social media sites. No doubt the room was almost empty by the time this douchebag got up there to babble about stillbirths in cows and apocalyptic fables of wells running dry tomorrow!

The kid who lives with his mom talked down to the REAL adults in the room with patronizing comments like “I want to congratulate you for being ahead of the curve on this data center stuff – almost nobody else is” – which is ridiculous. LOTS of cities have been dealing with this issue LONG before Comrade Clayton discovered 95 days ago that he could grift money from old ladies with it.

Here is an example of a REPUBLICAN taking REAL action that might actually hurt Big Tech, as opposed to an unemployed bum having people sign meaningless “petitions” on his grifter website to collect emails….

Meanwhile far-left commies like Whitmer are welcoming them with open arms.

So much for Comrade Clayton’s claims that Evil Republicans are behind the data center scourge while the noble shitlib is trying to protect the little guy. It’s actually quite the opposite in many places.

One of Clayton Tucker’s main scare tactics is to tell everyone “the lakes are running dry! The Greedy Few want to steal all your water!”

This claim, ahem, holds no water for Bell County…

So the two reservoirs that serve Bell County are 100% FULL. They cannot BE any more full, you dunce.

This socialist moron has been complaining for years that “NAFTA off-shored all of our manufacturing jobs! We need more high-paying jobs here in America.” Well guess what? When you re-shore manufacturing (which Trump is trying to accomplish with the tariff thing) you need to build factories, plants, machinery, etc. ALL of those industries require…wait for it: POWER, WATER and LAND.

In fact, data centers use up FAR LESS power, water and land than, say, steel production or vehicle production or mining.

Why has the low-IQ socialist singled out the data center industry when they use FAR less water than every other industry? Well, because they have deep pockets and the socialist clown wants to shake them down. That’s 90% of it.

Clayton Tucker: he is still Costanza In A Cowboy Hat with all his lies!!

Paging Dr Silberman! We Have A Paranoid Schizophrenic In The House!

“This is great stuff. I could make a career out of this guy! You see how clever his part is? How it doesn’t require a shred of proof? Most paranoid delusions are intricate, but this is brilliant!” Dr Peter Silberman, Terminator (1984)

That was a great scene in Terminator where Kyle Reese had an answer for everything asked of him but couldn’t actually prove any of it. I thought of it recently when I heard unemployed socialist rodent Clayton Tucker regurgitate some of his bigger lies he tells about data centers without providing a shred of proof. He spouted at least two of them in Bell County recently:

One of his favorite oft-repeated bullshit stories (57-second mark in video) is about “a farmer I met” (no name, no city given) who owned a ranch (no name given) that went out of business because a nearby data center (no name given, no distance given) was causing his cows to stop giving birth completely or causing stillbirths (no proof given).

Somebody needs to get this moron some Seroquel STAT. That ENTIRE story is either made up out of thin air, or is the retarded rantings of some moron who probably owns two bulls or two cows.

That’s funny because I met a guy in an oyster bar in the JW Marriott hotel in Charlotte NC a few weeks ago! He told me he knew Clayton Tucker and went to high school with him. He told me that Clayton Tucker was caught REPEATEDLY masturbating to photos of goats in the janitor’s closet during sophomore year. It was so well known around his high school that he earned the nickname “Spooge” from the other students.

True story!!

P.S. The most hilarious part about this video is the very first sentence where Spooge writes “Texans deserve a say in what happens in their communities.

I couldn’t agree more! So WHY did you drive 75 minutes EAST of YOUR community in Lampasas (where you live with mom) and barge into a meeting in ANOTHER community and WASTE five minutes of speaking time that could have gone to someone who actually LIVES in the area of this planned data center? You vainglorious, self-absorbed twat-waffle.

Unemployed Bum Selfishly Wastes Everyone’s Time At Bell County Commissioner Meeting. Expands Previous “Water Researcher” Lie Dramatically. Time To Report Him To The Feds For Fraud.

Serial grifter and unemployed bum Clayton Tucker traveled to Bell County (far from his mother’s house where he lives) to waste five minutes of everyone’s time recently. The meeting was at 10am on a Monday morning when everyone except unemployed bums and griftable old farts are at work. A PERFECT opportunity for Comrade Clayton the socialist to toot his own horn and get the emails of some poor old ladies he can fund raise off of later.

I challenge you to make it through the entire five minutes. I myself could not.

Here is the very long video that Clayton Tucker uploaded to Elon Musk’s giant, evil data center where it now permanently resides taking up 500 MB of space in the server racks:

I didn’t need to make it past the first 15 seconds or so. That’s because he told such an outrageous lie that I now have enough evidence to contact the National Science Foundation’s Inspector General and report him for the fraud of impersonating an “NSF Researcher” for personal gain.

I have been a water and ag Researcher for the National Science Foundation” says the lying, grifting bum at the 9-second mark.

I have debunked this lie many times previously.

About That “Water Researcher” Title…


But this time, he added MORE to the lie! Now he’s a “water AND Ag researcher” not just water. He even changed his website to match this off-the-cuff lie he told in public for all to see…

This never happened, of course. What DID happen was Clayton (as a junior in college) spent a couple of weeks in a University of Pittsburgh program (Poli Sci professors at the Asian Studies Center) that was FUNDED by the NSF. So the NSF gave a grant to University of Pittsburgh to offer this idiotic program and some 21-year-olds went over there and ran around with clipboards and asked questions. The entire thing took less than a month start to finish. This does NOT a “water researcher” make and he DEFINITELY was not hired by the NSF to perform any research.

Here is the original article, complete with a photo of fat, pimply dork Clayton Tucker at approximately 21 years of age:

A Rare Glimpse of China

So Comrade Clayton would have you believe that a short, summer intern thing that lasted a few weeks as part of a Poli Sci program means he “was a researcher for the NSF.”

This is a very big problem now for Comrade Clayton as it means he is falsely impersonating a government researcher and using this fake “expertise” to fund raise off of it. That is financial gain on his part….

I will, of course, be contacting the NSF Office of the Inspector today to report Comrade Clayton for this REPEATED and EGREGIOUS lie he keeps telling in order to pose as an “expert” when it comes to “AI water issues.”

ADDED BONUS:

Comrade Clayton ALSO states “I fight Big Tech for a living.

What? So your JOB is to “fight Big Tech”? When the fuck did THAT happen? You’ve never “made a living” in your sad life – which is why you live with mom and dad at age 35.

Is he talking about the money he grifts off of old ladies by lying to them and telling them he is “busting monopolies”? If so, he is admitting that this is his new career path: grifting money off of lies to old people. That’s his plan for ’employment’ now? LOL.

He’s stated many times that he cannot manage to make a buck off of the FREE ranch his family handed him. So now he is an admitted grifter who is unemployable in any other capacity except lying to people and begging for money on his website. Jesus Christ. What an embarrassment to his family.