Holy shit. He’s actually going to do it. It’s like watching one of those videos where a moron is mentally debating doing something totally retarded that will result in injury and you watch him slowly make up his mind to do it. Then this happens…
That massive spark and corpse falling to the ground is emblematic of Clayton Tucker’s future run for Ag Commissioner.
I, for one, cannot wait to bear witness to that debacle and to hand over about a dozen documented lies that Comrade Clayton has made over the last five years. Anything to keep a commie far away from holding any office in Texas.
Some may say it’s time for a shake-up in the Texas Department of Agriculture. I know many of the folks I met in Amarillo are tired of the puppets parading as politicians we have in Austin (& DC). I know I am.
I’ll wrap up with this. During the Panhandle Dems meeting, I told folks that we are in the age of oligarchy. But this isn’t the first time we’ve been here. Each time, progressive populists found the backbone within themselves to rise and speak out against the oligarchs and their cruelty.
Yes, just LOOK at all the Amarillans shouting and clamoring for a shake-up at the Department of Agriculture!! There must be at LEAST 14 of them in that city of 250,000! Incredible!
That guy on the left I circled sure looks engaged reading his phone. The rest of them look so old and decrepit that I wouldn’t even count on them being alive by November 2026. They’re like “who is this clown yammering during our happy hour here?”
I’m sure the county that went to Trump by almost a 3-1 margin is just dying to elect a socialist to a state office nobody cares about. Truly, Comrade Clayton has his finger on the pulse of the electorate!
You’d think the Chairman of the Lampasas County Democrats might expend most of his energy in the town of, you know, Lampasas. But you’d be wrong. The thrice-failed candidate who swore up and down he would turn rural Lampasas blue has clearly given up on that and is now wasting 14 hours round trip to fuck around and lose in….Amarillo.
Oh man, socialist soyjak Clayton Tucker NEVER disappoints when it comes to making himself look like a clueless asshole and opening himself up to lawsuits – and his recent 900-mile trip to Amarillo and back is no exception.
He wrote all about it in his recent Substack post. He’s miffed that a very rich local Amarillo guy (Alex Fairly) dares to throw a bunch of money into a PAC! Can you believe it?? Envious little boy Clayton is fuming about it:
Alex Fairly is an Amarillo oligarch who is dumping untold sums of money into their local elections, from city council to county commission to state representative. He dumped $20 million into his political PAC just last year alone. Imagine the good he could do by donating his obviously-not-needed money to charities, such as local food banks, instead of trying to buy more power for himself.
Anyways, Comrade Clayton then goes on to essentially libel both Alex Fairly and Texas Ag Commissioner Sid Miller (not for the first time, I might add). Here’s what the little guy wrote:
Oligarchy Alex didn’t like this,so he called his other puppet — Ag Commissioner Sid Miller. Miller effectively canceled up to $6 million in fundingfor The RANGE and their various projects, including water conservation, fire prevention, and more. Miller did this very sneakily by removing the entire line item from the TDA budget. Oligarchy Alex reportedly gave ol’ Sid about $50,000. Can anyone say quid pro quo?
Oh, is that what you heard? You heard there was a $50k kickback that changed hands? You heard that, did you?
You know what I heard? I heard Clayton Tucker likes to loiter around the public bathroom over there by the skate park a few blocks from mom’s house. I heard he waits for a hot, sunny day when dozens of men have used the toilets there and they are covered in hot, stale piss. Then I heard Clayton likes to sneak in there and lick it off the toilet seats while jerking himself off. That’s what I heard.
But hey, it’s just what I heard. I can’t prove it or anything. Just what I heard.
The most hilarious part about Clayton getting mad that Alex is fucking things up in the mayoral race in Amarillo is that the guy Clayton REALLY wants to win and who Clayton says is an AWESOME guy is Jason Herrick – who looks like an Asian John Candy….
Jason Herrick is a local entrepreneur and business owner. He joined Pantera Energy Company, an independent Oil and Gas production and exploration company based in Amarillo, in 2001 when it had 4 employees and 90 wells. He has served as president since 2007and has grown the company into the largest panhandle-based natural gas producer with 54 employees and peaked at nearly 2000 operated wells.
Yes, you are reading that right. The guy whose cock Clayton is sucking up there in Amarillo is an OIL AND GAS BUSINESSMAN!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA. Clayton Tucker, who despises fossil fuels and wants them all banned by 2030 is sucking the cock of Big Oil now. Outstanding. I couldn’t make up retardation like this if I was given 10 years and a million dollars.
I love it.
I’ll give you this, fuckface: you never fail to outdo yourself in the moron department. Keep it up!
Tim Walz, a lesbian’s idea of a man who will appeal to men, says he was on the Democrat ticket to connect with white guys who like football. For the white guys out there who like football, did Walz make you trust Kamala and Democrats more or less? pic.twitter.com/AbJTzPqn1O
Socialist soyjak Clayton Tucker was a massive fan of Tim Walz. He actually PAID MONEY to put Waltz’s name on his head for like three months straight when he added it to his rancher costume. That’s like paying your buddy to Sharpie a cock and balls on your forehead and not washing it off for several months.
It sure came off fast after the “rural guy” was obliterated last November. Then the Waltz hat went straight to the trash and the gay TFU hat came back out. BAHAHAHAHAHA. Hilarious.
I hear Robert O’Rourke might be running for office AGAIN next year. Guess Comrade Clayton will be adding ANOTHER loser’s hat to his collection soon enough.
If school vouchers will “take money away from public schools” who waste it on bullshit like this, then I’m all for it.
What an absolute joke. Does OUR school district give “bonuses” to guys like “doctor” Chance Rascoe ON TOP of his already-bloated $220,000 salary? Because if they do, then fuck them too.
Recently, there was yet another big charge ($18,285 – page 45) for “replacement PCs.” I have been reading the City monthly billing for many years now, and it sure seemed like I saw “replacement PCs” not too long ago. It seems to pop up an awful lot, actually.
So I did a records request. I added it all up – and it was around $95,000.
As a reminder, the City employs about 120 people, if I’m not mistaken. Not all of them need a computer. Not the guy who mows the lawns at the park or the guys turning wrenches out in the field at the pool or the power lines. Yeah, there’s probably a few at the library for the bums to use. But that still seems very high.
How many desk jockeys are there at City Hall? I’d ask the City secretary but I’d have to wait 10 business days. I’d guess maybe 50. Throw in the golf course and dog pound, and that accounts for a few more computers.
They should last at LEAST 6 years. The one I’m typing on now is six years old and perfectly fine.
(A “Consumer Behavior Survey” published by the Cabinet Office in June 2023 revealed that the average usage period for PCs is 7.7 years, with 56.7% of users replacing their PCs due to “hardware failure.”)
I’ll be conservative and say $500 per computer. So we’re talking nearly 200 computers in the last 4 years! I’m not even including all the expensive “Toughbooks” the cops have to buy – this is just “replacement PCs” as listed on the billing orders.
Seems like an awful lot!
Oh, and right before that, they spent $11,000 in 2019 (22 computers) and ANOTHER $11,000 in 2020 (22 computers).
Are people spilling coffee on these things every year? Are they walking off with them when they retire? Does the bloated IT Department have a “use it or lose it” budget so they keep buying computers when they don’t need them?
You’ll notice that the dummies screaming out against vouchers are either (1) weirdo commie losers like Clayton Tucker who has no kids and doesn’t even pay property taxes or (2) shitty public school teachers who are going to get left in the dust when any competition is introduced. Good teachers have nothing to worry about.
How odd: six days After celebrating ‘100% renewable power’, Spain blames “rare atmospheric phenomenon” for largest blackout in their history. LOL.
Six days ago, the media celebrated a significant milestone: Spain’s national grid operated entirely on renewable energy for the first time during a weekday.
At 12:35 pm today local time, the lights went out across Spain and Portugal, and parts of France.
…none of this should have been a surprise. The underlying physics had been understood for years, and the specific vulnerabilities had been spelled out repeatedly in technical warnings that policymakers ignored.
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As countries replaced heavy, spinning plants with lightweight, inverter-based generation, the grid became faster, lighter, and far more sensitive to disruptions. That basic physical reality was spelled out in public warnings as far back as 2017.
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Although political leaders promised that renewable energy would provide stable, affordable power, in practice, Spain grew more reliant on the remaining nuclear and natural gas plants to sustain inertia — even as the government pushes them to close.
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Despite all these warnings, political and regulatory energy in Europe remained focused on accelerating renewable deployment, not upgrading the grid’s basic stability. In Spain, solar generation continued to climb rapidly through 2023 and early 2024.
Coal plants closed. Nuclear units retired.
On many spring days by 2025, Spain’s midday solar generation exceeded its total afternoon demand, leading to frequent negative electricity prices.
The system was being pushed to the limit.
And today, at 12:35 pm, it broke.
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Spain’s blackout wasn’t just a technical failure. It was a political and strategic failure.
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Unless Spain rapidly invests in synthetic inertia, maintains and expands its nuclear fleet, or adds some other new form of heavy rotating generation, the risk of future blackouts will only grow worse.
The small or medium-sized disturbances on the grid become very difficult to manage and can cascade into wider instability and outages when the grid is in a low inertia condition, as was the case Monday in Spain just before the massive ongoing blackout.
Of course, shitheads like Clayton Tucker and Bruce Haywood can’t be bothered to understand the actual physics behind all this. They just yammer retarded phrases like “the wind always blows!” and then “fix the damn grid” when it subsequently breaks. They vote for other retards like Ed Markey, Robert O’Rourke and Sandy Cortez who ALSO are low IQ and don’t understand physics or reality, but who are more than happy to waste trillions on unworkable pinwheel scams.
Severely tarded since 1991.
I hope the greentard Spaniards enjoy the next week without power or the beloved electric trains. I’m sure when the lights are out in all the big cities, the tens of thousands of North African scum they have let pour over their borders will TOTALLY behave themselves and refrain from raping and looting.
Well, THIS is interesting! See item 8.5 in tonight’s packet [page 3]
Could it be that City council is FINALLY going to do something about the absolute and total disregard S2M2 has shown their agreement with the City? I’ve covered this story many, many times. HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE for instance.
The agreement was signed in May of 2020 and S2M2 had 4 years to build 22 houses. Talbert, Monroe and other assorted morons handed Chris Harrison and S2M2 $185,000 – mainly to “make up” for the lots they “lost” to a drainage pond they had to build.
Of course, if they had done their homework BEFORE they bought the property, they’d have known this. But Misti bailed them out of their own fuckup. Did I mention that Misti used to do the books for Greasy Chris Harrison at one point?
No biggie.
Here is the agreement so you can see for yourself.
Here we are FIVE years later and there are only 10 houses built of the 22 required. THREE of those are currently for sale and seem to have no buyers. Which is odd, because all I hear is that Lampasas needs more housing. Yet S2M2 is finding very little demand. Perhaps it’s because the price is very close to retarded, if you ask me:
Ummm, over $200 per square foot? For that location? No thanks. But hey, they reduced the price by 2% a month ago! That’ll get things rolling!
Also, the ENTIRE PREMISE for grabbing $185,000 from the taxpayer in the FIRST place turned out to be bullshit. They convinced Talbert and Monroe that they were “giving up” several possible lots they COULD have built on but instead had to use as a drainage pond. BUT, here we are 5 years later and only 10 houses have been built and THREE of those sit unsold. So actually, that drainage pond didn’t rob you of shit. You STILL haven’t even sold HALF of what you said you would!
In a fair world, the City would demand their $185,000 back. If they can’t pay it, take the fuckers to court and wipe them out. Yet ANOTHER of Misti Talbert’s huge fuckups coming home to roost. Seems like they never end.
