Isn’t that just like Comrade Clayton? Always fighting the last battle. He’s totally oblivious to the reality that the free market has ALREADY raised wages up to the $15/hr he was just crying about a couple years ago.
He just can’t sleep at night knowing that the numbers “7.25” are printed somewhere on a sheet of paper in a government drawer, collecting dust. But he totally misses that the world has moved on and that there are $15 and $20/hr jobs all over the place now. He’s like one of those “Japanese holdouts” after WWII who refused to believe they had lost the war and just kept running around the jungle for the next 28 years wasting their life.
Comrade Clayton has wasted 34 years and counting….
Here is the most hilarious part: the library is LITERALLY NEXT DOOR to Clayton’s mom’s house where he lives upstairs. He could walk about 50 steps every day, ‘work’ a few hours (in air-conditioned comfort), and have an extra $15,000 in his pocket every year. We KNOW he has a lot of spare time on his hands, because he is constantly wasting entire days going to conventions, commie meet-and-greets, and posing for useless photos down in Austin Texas.
With that $15,000, he could EASILY buy health insurance for himself. But instead he’d rather sit in mom’s upstairs bedroom, earn $0/hr and whine like a bitch on Facebook about how the minimum wage is only $7.25 while a job paying 80% more than that is just a few steps away. LOL. Talk about irony! Talk about a lazy, entitled asshole!
A few months ago it probably didn’t seem real to the shitlibs. It was just a bad dream. Trump was re-elected but SURELY something would stop him from ACTUALLY taking office, right? That twat Raskin would make it all better. He’d forbid an “insurrectionist” from actually being certified, right? Or Kamabla would refuse to certify. Or that piece of shit Merchan would throw him in jail or something.
But none of that happened. Kamabla kneeled down like a good bitch and certified Trump like she was told to do.
That big INAUGRATION DAY is sitting on your calendar like a root canal appointment. It seemed really far away before so you could pretend it wasn’t going to ever get here.
But now it’s 72 hours away…and the shitlibs are starting to work themselves into a tizzy yet again. It’s fucking awesome….
Artist’s rendition of Potato Head’s daughter.
Yes – illegal scumbags will be deported. Yes, scumbag mayors who break the law will be arrested. They are all big talk now, but the minute Homan slaps cuffs on a cunt like Mike Johnston, he will cry like a bitch and do as he’s told.
Soft-on-crime, bleeding-heart pussies like Clayton Tucker are already whining about it….
Only a true momma’s boy living in a bubble could call the last four years “daylight.”
He thinks it’s an “oligarchy” (their favorite new word, all of a sudden) if someone breaks the law and goes to jail but also happens to be a politician. Sorry buddy, but that doesn’t matter one bit. Ask Rod Blagojevich, Edwin Edwards, George Ryan, Jesse Jackson Jr or any of 50 other scumbag politicians who were convicted of a crime and sent to the clink. They were all “democratically-elected officials” too, you moron.
Elon Musk isn’t “threatening to arrest” anyone – that would be Tom Homan, who is the border czar. Elon is just repeating what Homan has said a dozen times:
But Mehdi Hasan is a low-IQ, foreign-born socialist muzzie, which means Comrade Clayton adores him and probably wants to get in his pants. Historically, that’s been the case….
The next three days are going to be fucking AWESOME. NFL playoffs, the college national championship game, Severance is back on Apple TV and the cherry on top of the sundae is watching Trump get sworn in on Monday while shitlib heads explode.
Oh, and Ted Cruz will be senator for the next SIX YEARS! How you like them apples, you fucks?!? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Known for his humor, particularly about his undistinguished playing career, Uecker actually became much better known after he retired from playing. He made some 100 guest appearances on Johnny Carson‘s Tonight Show. During one Tonight Show appearance, Carson asked him what the biggest thrill of his professional baseball career was and with his typical dry wit Uecker replied, “Watching a fan fall out of the upper deck in Philadelphia; the crowd booed.” Most of his wisecracks poked fun at himself. He once joked that after he hit a grand slam off pitcher Ron Herbel, “When his manager came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel’s suitcase.”
I honestly didn’t even know he was still alive. So we will take a moment to remember him in one of the top ten sports films on every real man’s list: Major League (1989)
Lou Brown: [Cerrano arrives at spring training] Who is that?
Charlie Donovan: Must be Cerrano. Defected from Cuba, wanted religious freedom.
Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.
Eddie Harris: You know, you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your Savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but He no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?
Lou Brown: [Lou’s talk to the team before the opening day game] All right people, we got 10 minutes ’till game time, let’s all gather ’round. I’m not much for giving inspirational addresses, but I’d just like to point out that every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think that we’d save everyone the time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves. Me, I’m for wasting sportswriters’ time. So I figured we ought to hang around for a while and see if we can give ’em all a nice big shitburger to eat!
[Of course, nothing will ever dethrone Slap Shot as the greatest sports movie of all time. But Major League was a valiant effort.]
Holy shit. Just when you think fake rancher Clayton Tucker can’t spin his wheels any more fruitlessly, he goes and does this….
LOL. Puts on his best “fancy” fake rancher clothes and goes down to the Capitol to press his nose against the window. Like an outcast rube wishing he was in the country club himself.
Of course, that doesn’t stop him from pretending he is important and somehow has a say in anything going on there! He’s going to “protect public schools” and “help family farms make a better living” LOL. Time to “get to work” he says! BAHAHAHAHA. Really? Who hired you, you clown?
Dude: YOU HAVE ZERO POWER. YOU WERE NOT ELECTED TO SHIT and never will be! Your ‘work’ is back on grandpa’s property here in Lampasas. You know, the future goat yoga and petting zoo empire you are currently neglecting to prance around Austin like one of The Village People in a fake rancher outfit.
Fake cowboy like Clayton Tucker.
So mister “save the planet from Big Oil” just burned about 15 gallons of gasoline to drive to Austin and back just to take a photo with the exact same bunch of retards he sees at all of his other commie meetings? LOL. Hilarious!
In case you are wondering who those people are, they aren’t anyone important. They are the assorted dinks and leptards that are always swirling around Comrade Clayton’s orbit like turds in a toilet bowl.
Like chronically under-employed malcontent and online beggar Kristi Lara, foreign muzzie M. Emad Salem, that little brown Aftab gentleman, and other assorted, mishappen losers who are all consumed by envy and deeply committed to pushing communism in Texas.
Maybe they were there to watch their Pakistani-born fellow muzzie Salman Bhojani get sworn in on the qur’an AGAIN. Disgusting that we allow a foreign-born muzzie to hold political office in Texas AND insist on being sworn in on the qur’an. Absolutely disgusting. Like letting that scumbag Ilhan Omar break 181 years of tradition and wear a towel on her head on the House floor.
Just wait. Once the camel has their nose in the tent, it isn’t long before you’re overrun like Sweden, Germany, UK, France and Spain.
When you move to America, you should either assimilate or head on back to your shit hole country of origin.
Wow. That’s the LAST place I thought would ever shut down in this town….
Brutal.
They should have called in the expert to fix their problems. Local socialist Clayton Tucker has all the answers: pay your employees way more and stop being so fucking greedy, you terrible Big Corporation bastards!!
Of course, morons like Comrade Clayton don’t understand that you can only raise prices so high before demand drops off a cliff. Pretty soon, you have to shut your doors. I guess the owners of BK don’t live with their moms to reduce expenses.
I suspect we’ll see a lot more of this over the next year or two – which the dipshits will blame on Trump. It will also put a dent in the City’s sales tax receipts. Not to mention costing a lot of jobs.
It CERTAINLY has nothing to do with Joe Biden’s shitty policies the last four years and the massive and STILL untamed inflation everyone has to deal with.
Then again, perhaps Bruce Haywood just started Ozempic a few months ago and that blew a $3,000/month hole in the BK revenue model. Or maybe it was the loss of Economic Development Super Genius Mary Poche who was driven out of town by the nefarious Lampasshole.
Who knows. But I’m pretty sure there is a major economic shit storm headed our way.
2024 business closures:
Eve’s (March 2024) – reopened in July 2024 under new management
In a twist of fate that could only be described as the universe’s version of poetic justice, Black Lives Matter co-founder Patrice Cullors has seen two of her luxurious mansions go up in flames, thanks to the raging wildfires in Los Angeles.
Patrice Cullors, who rose to prominence and wealth amid the fiery protests and riots that swept across American cities, advocating for social justice and change, has now encountered a very personal form of “change” herself.
These mansions, nestled in the upscale neighborhoods where the elite enjoy their private oases, were not just any homes. They were symbols of success, funded by the very donations meant to support a movement against systemic inequalities. But as the flames licked at the foundations of these symbols, one couldn’t help but wonder if this was the universe’s way of redistributing wealth in the most literal sense.
Witnesses report that as the fire engulfed one of the sprawling estates, a crowd gathered, not to help douse the flames, but to watch the spectacle, some even suggesting they were there for the “return on their investment.”
Cullors, known for her fiery rhetoric, was ironically speechless as she watched her assets turn into ash. Local residents, however, were more than happy to comment. “It’s like watching all that BLM money go up in smoke,” said one onlooker, adjusting his “Justice for All” cap. “Guess this is what they mean by ‘burning down the system’?” quipped another, clearly enjoying the show.
Many, many stupid, middle-aged, shitlib women wrote a lot of checks to this grifter back in 2020. One of those people who were very likely swindled was Lampasas village idiot Stephanie Fitzharris. Fitzharris yammered endlessly about BLM and publicly shat upon the police using fake and made-up statistics as the reason. I mean, she MUST have donated to this cause, right? If she DIDN’T, then that would make her a MASSIVE hypocrite. So she’s either a sucker or a hypocrite.
So this week, as the mansions of these grifters are burned to the ground and everyone points and laughs, it is actually Stephanie Fitzharris’s money that is burning for all to see. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Truly exhausting work, it must be. Opening the boxes on the most expensive phones in the marketplace and then “configuring” said phone by pushing some buttons and stuff. Probably took half the day!
Naturally, Mary Poche needed the absolute BEST phone and TOP engineering for typing out those emails explaining to the local newspaper why her failings were all my fault.
So since I supposedly chased off Poche and Erin doesn’t want to hire a new Nerf jobber just yet, can I get that iPhone you bought her? I’ve been foolishly buying Sumsung phones to save money the last 14 years. I figure I earned a super-duper $1,500 phone for all my free research work for the City and LEDC. I’ll take the free plan you all get too. Save myself another $1,500 per year. Thanks!
BONUS MATERIAL: problems with the shitty elevator again? Problems with the no-bid, overpriced $96,000 A/V system that started this whole blog in 2018? What the hell is a “Project Specialist Analyst”?? Sounds Nerf jobby to me! We have some ORRs incoming, Becky!!
So wait, the $17,000 they spent on the “elevator maintenance contract” didn’t do the trick?
Nothing instills loyalty and respect from the underlings like the guy at the top being a 95-pound twink who has never had a real job in his life. It’s perfect for the Democrat Party…the party of pussies.
Hey wait, has anyone ever seen Hogg and Tucker in the same room together??
Gotta say, I’m loving these AI toys I’ve been playing with. So realistic!!
And THEN when he gets busted for lying and gets an opportunity to make it right and go through with actually making the payment, he goes silent and cowers in mom’s house pretending none of that ever happened.
Oh, and THEN a few months later, he complains there isn’t enough “free” food for children – even though he has no children himself and doesn’t pay any property taxes to chip in because he lives with his mom.
Far-left liberal loon Potato Head Fitzharris wants you to pray for all the shitlibs in her home state of California….
The areas being scorched are about 85% shitlibs. Far from praying for them, I am going to actually laugh at them. Repeatedly and for days on end. Fuck em. The only guy I feel sorry for is actor James Woods. He’s a good dude. Everyone else can suck one.
These are the people who have been pure evil to the right for the last 6 or 8 years: fake insurrection bullshit, lawfare against Trump and his supporters, throwing thousands into solitary confinement for just being in the general AREA of the January 6th protest, Lois Lerner, telling us Joe Biden is “sharp as a tack” as he ruins the country, lying about Covid, forcing us into masks and deadly fake vaccines, deliberately skipping houses in North Carolina with Trump signs, letting millions of illegals in to wreak havoc and murder young women.
The list goes on and on and on.
My hatred for the left cannot be measured by any conventional measure. Not in pounds or gigawatts or megatons. Watching their houses burn down satisfies maybe 1% of my rage towards them.
I am not a “turn the other cheek” guy. I’m an “eye for an eye” guy.
Seeing photos of Julia Louis-Dreyfus’s mansion reduced to ashes gives me an erection, I’m not going to lie. I hope she rebuilds it and the minute they hammer the last shingle in and Julia buys the final $38,000 couch to put in her living room I hope it burns down all over again.
Of course, Biden IMMEDIATELY said the Feds (you and me) will pay 100% of damages for all this. This is the same government who fucked over the North Carolina hurricane victims REPEATEDLY. But they will make sure Steven Spielberg gets fully reimbursed.
[Why do WE have to pay? Because Gavin Newscum capped insurance premiums in California to buy votes. When companies like State Farm couldn’t take in enough premiums to cover their risk, they simply left the state. So NOBODY gets fire insurance at ANY price! That is the libtard way! Price caps cause shortages, as any sane person knows. Fitzharris is not a sane person, however.]
Dumb shit Fitzharris thinks she has all the solutions, too! Of course, no shitlibs or DEI retards are to blame in Potato Head’s fantasy land. The problem is that everyone is so STUPID they didn’t bury the power lines or use seawater to put out the fires! DUH!!
“Bury the power!” says the imbecile. I assume she means power LINES. As usual, Potato Head hasn’t the faintest clue how many thousands of dollars per FOOT that would cost. This is the state that has tried to build light rail for decades and watched it go over budget by 900% and behind schedule by 20 years. If they tried to bury high voltage lines it would likely cost TRILLIONS and take 50 years after the libshits are done fucking it all up.
“Add seawater cannons!” says the dunce. If Potato Head did even 10 seconds of reading the news, she’d see that issue has been addressed over and over again when other retards said the same thing.
Then she pulls “OVER 1,000 DEAD!” out of her gigantic ass. Sorry dummy – not even close. It was actually 246 dead, if you believe the liberal media number – which I don’t. I mean, do you count the deaths of morons who fired up a gas generator INSIDE their homes and asphyxiated on carbon monoxide? I don’t. That’s “death by stupidity” if you ask me. Not death by cold. If they hadn’t killed their kids doing that, they probably would have left them in a hot car the following summer or killed them some other way. Because they are morons….just like you.
Oh, and there were power outages and deaths all over the U.S. during that period – not just in Texas. It was truly a freak storm.
I will also add this: If you are a man in charge of your household and have a wife and children to take care of, then it is your JOB to be prepared for anything. You should have propane and firewood stockpiled. You should have a backup generator and then a backup generator for THAT backup generator. If anyone dies on your watch, it is YOUR fault, not Greg Abbott’s. You have failed as a man if that happens. You kind of deserve to die. Especially in the 21st century when we KNEW that thing was coming over a week ahead of time.
Besides, if Texas hadn’t blown $100 billion on greentard fantasies like windmills that freeze up and solar panels that ice over and had INSTEAD built a bunch of safe, reliable nuclear plants, none of that would have happened. Once again, libshit fantasies led to disaster.
No matter how you slice it, shitlib retards are at the root of about 98% of all the problems in our country. Right now, a bunch of them are watching their houses burn down….and I’m very happy about that.
