Guy Who Spends All His Money With Giant Corporations Complains About Giant Corporations.

If nothing else, Comrade Clayton is a perpetual motion irony machine….

So he posted this tripe this on Twitter, which is owned by the richest guy on earth and whose owner helped get Trump elected. Comrade Clayton has intimated more than a few times recently that Trump is Hitler. So indirectly, Comrade Clayton’s patronage of Twitter has helped enable “Hitler” to come back to power…

He also posts on Facebook – another multi-trillion corporation owned by the third richest person in the world.

Comrade Clayton also has Apple AirPods jammed in his ears 90% of the time, wears an Apple iWatch and uses an iPhone and a Mac. Apple is a nearly $4 TRILLION DOLLAR corporation. I’m guessing Comrade Clayton is into them for many thousands of dollars in equipment and subscriptions. Why not buy Dell computer stuff, a Texas corporation??

He buys his coffee at Starbucks (market cap of $104 billion) instead of Alamo or Mojo, both of which are about 3 blocks from mom’s house where he resides….

Corporations built his truck and his tractor. Actually it’s even worse because his “family hobby ranch” owns a Japanese tractor – built by a large corporation in another country. How does THAT help the “little guy in America”??

Corporations churn out incredible electronics like 80-inch TVs for $700 – something that would have cost $100,000 a few decades ago. Corporations efficiently allocate hundreds of billions of dollars of resources to explore for and refine energy so we can all enjoy high standards of living.

Without corporations, we’d all be living in caves and throwing spears at zebras.

Are some corporations too big for their britches and in bed with Comrade Clayton’s beloved Big Government to the detriment of all of us? Absolutely. Mostly they are all the left-wing corporate cunts like Google, Facebook and other Big Tech scumbags who censored, banned and deplatformed those of us on the Right who questioned the Covid bullshit. So yeah, you can go ahead and break those fuckers up tomorrow, if you want. I’d love to see it.

But MOST corporations? They have made life immeasurably better for 99% of humanity.

Another School Shooting – Wisconsin

I hear early reports all over Twitter that the shooter may identify as trans.

The left will be quick to use this to destroy the Second Amendment. They’ll blame Republicans. Of course, they forget that in the 1950sd you could buy a gun from a Sears catalogue and almost all rural boys traveled with guns in their trucks – but there were ZERO school shootings. I wonder that changed?

Reminder to everyone that school shootings are not a gun issue but rather a mental health issue.

These poor kids are put on all sorts of hormones and chemicals their bodies and minds can’t handle. This is sad – and preventable.

See the pattern?

You wanna call yourself a female, you wanna wear a dress, tuck back your sack. 

Be my guest. But don’t do it with kids.

But when you start shoving the narrative down everyone’s throats, force people to defy accepted science and commits acts of violence, you lose the argument.

Biden calling for more gun control after pardoning his own son for gun crimes: is there any bigger piece of shit than Joe Biden? And by the transitive property, those who “elected” him?

ABC Midget Stephanopoulos Will Cough Up $15 Million To Trump For Slander.

George Stephanopoulos, who built his career covering up his boss Bill Clinton’s sexual abuses, just had to issue a humiliating apology to Trump and cost his network ABC $15 million as part of a settlement for falsely claiming Trump is a rapist.

Let that be a lesson that the propagandist media won’t get away with defamation, slander, and libel anymore like they have for years. Next it’s time to empty out the pockets of the heifers on The View.

ABC and George quickly settled like pussies to avoid discovery. Hopefully they go after many more slanderous shitlibs like Harry Sisson, the Krassenstein morons and CNN.

OH – and they have to apologize on air. BAHAHAHAHA. WINNING!!

ABC has removed the midget’s social media privileges…

There goes yet ANOTHER media lie out the window.

Can we talk about the Trump Presidential Library? I envision a Hall of Tweets where all the bangers are displayed digitally in a giant hall and they change out periodically. You will be able to dial up your favorites and have them instantly printed on shirts, stickers, mugs, posters etc., to be picked up in the gift shop.

Stephanopoulos should get a special plaque by the men’s bathroom.

Politician Deadpool Odds For 2025

Here is a fresh list for 2025. Pelosi now at the top of the list thanks to a fractured hip. McConnell not far behind.

Paul Wellstone – dead in 2002 (plane crash, age 58 – THAT was a gift!)

Ted Kennedy – dead in 2009. I remember dozens of people texting me at 6am to tell me this. They all knew how much I hated this scumbag. I stood outside the bar that morning and waited for it to open to celebrate.

John McCain – dead in 2018 (I had a loooong nine-year wait after Ted). I heard about that brain tumor while driving on I-35 and literally WHOOPED in joy. Huge piece of shit.

Sheila Jackson Lee – Dead at 74 after badmouthing Trump. July 19, 2024.

Nancy Pelosi – 85 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 16-1 3-1 (fractured hip)

Mitch McConnell – 83 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 5-1 (constant glitching)

Maxine Waters – 86 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 10-1

Rosa DeLauro – 82 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 18-1

Bernie Sanders – 83 years old. Odds of dying next year 9-1

John Kerry – 81 years old. Odds of dying in next year: 12-1

Dick “Dirtbag” Durbin – 80 years old. Odds of dying: 15-1

Ed Markey – 78 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 19-1

Chuck Schumer – 74 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 30-1

Hillary Clinton – 77 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 35-1

Sherrod Brown – 72 years old. Odds of dying in the next year: 40-1

Alexandria Ocrazio-Cortex – 35 years old. Yeah, a 980-1 longshot but one can always dream of her getting Wellstoned.

Attention Fellow Carnivores And Real Men: Local Rancher Selling Meat.

Oh shit yeah. Look at those bad boys. Here we have a REAL rancher selling a mountain of meat for other men to consume so they can wake up every day and build houses, lift weights, impregnate their wives and otherwise dominate their surroundings:

I mean, the guy’s name is FARMER. I don’t know this guy, but I guarantee you with a name like Matt Farmer, he is bad ass. The kind of guy you can drink beer with. The kind of guy you can hide a shitlib corpse with and not worry about it. Would not shock me one bit if he was somehow related to Rickie Roy.

Straight from the field to the butcher to your biceps. No “Big Ag” bogeymen to whine about like a pussy. Just taking matters into his own hands and providing steaks and hamburgers to other men. Didn’t even need to waste time on a shitty, half-assed website. He wisely did NOT reinvent the wheel and just posted on Facebook. That’s what men do.

On the other side of the man spectrum, you have some make-believe rancher douche who pulls a thorn from his pet donkey and writes a story about it complete with photos….

“How I Spent My Entire Day” by Clayton Tucker, QRG.

Newsflash: I pull sandspurs from my dog’s paw about five times a day. You are a glorified pet sitter, you clown.

Hey, I hope you put some “Blue Note” on it! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • There once was a commie named Clayton
  • Who spent all his time masturbatin
  • But NOW he has goats
  • For sowing his oats
  • So matin won’t be so frustratin!

Twelve Days Of Christmas – Lampasas Version

Once again, I bring you a sing-along. Lyrics are below the YouTube embed.

On the first day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, a bum who lives with mom-mee!

On the second day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, two Muslim nerds, and a bum who lives with mom-mee!

On the third day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds, and a bum who lives with mom-mee!

On the fourth day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds, and a bum who lives with mom-mee!

On the fifth day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me,

FIVE DING-A-LINGS!

Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim men, and a bum who lives with mom-mee!

On the sixth day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, six wheelchair gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds, and a bum who live with mom-mee!

On the seventh day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, seven million wa$ted, six wheelchair gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds and a bum who lives with mom-mee!

On the eighth day of Christmas (this is starting to get difficult!) Lampasas gave to me, eight vulture-buzzards, seven million wasted, six crippled gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds and a bum who lives with mom-mee!

There ARE no buzzards in Texas

On the ninth day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me NINE years of failure, eight vulture-buzzards, seven million wasted, six wheelchair gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds and a bum who lives with mom-mee!

On the tenth day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, TEN grand for garbage, nine years of failure, eight vulture-buzzards, seven million wasted, six wheelchair gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds and a bum who lives with mom-mee!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, ELEVEN years of nerf job, ten grand for garbage, nine years of failure, eight vulture-buzzards, seven million wasted, six wheelchair gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds and a bum who lives with mom-mee!

Hired in 2012 for $94,500

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Lampasas gave to me, TWELVE unbuilt houses, eleven years of Nerf job, ten grand for garbage, nine years of failure, eight vulture-buzzards, seven million wasted, six wheelchair gardeners, FIVE DING-A-LINGS! Four useless turds, three metal letters, two Muslim nerds and a bum who lives with mom-mee!

Brodie Estates fails to meet contractual obligations

LEDC About To Implode More. Misti Talbert Will Be Further Exposed As Incompetent Fraud and Liar.

Oh my. Birdies are chirping ALL OVER town about the latest disasters striking the LEDC. I’ve heard versions of this from about five different people now, so there must be legs to it. Nothing I love more than having a beer in a bar and a citizen in the know says “holy shit, wait til you hear THIS one!”

It sounds like brand new EDD Mary Poche is definitely leaving after only a month on the job. The reason? Apparently the LEDC wanted her to have only ONE JOB: to find a tenant for the ill-fated money pit known as the Business Pork. Apparently she did the honorable thing and said “that looks like an impossible task” and quit, rather than milk the City for $110k in salary and benefits for the next two years.

Add her to the graveyard!

Cherry Hargrove (2011 – 6/26/2013)

Kathi Masonheimer (3/5/2014 – 2017)

Mandy Walsh (2/13/2017 – 10/5/2022)

Stacey Ybarra (1/15/23 – 6/19/24)

Mary Poche (11/11/24 – 12/13/24)

Mary apparently realized very quickly what I’ve been saying for about six years now: filling that park is a fool’s errand. No matter how noble the intentions of people like Mandy Walsh or Kathy Masonheimer, they were doomed to failure by forces beyond their control. Talbert, Monroe and the other LEDC dunces are the only ones who can’t see that.

You know what else this tells me? It tells me the story from a few months ago that “we need to keep Talbert, Monroe and Erwin on the LEDC because we can’t change horses in midstream” was an utter fabrication. There was no “midstream” because there was never any real progress. The rumor was that Talbert had “one or two tenants right on the CUSP of moving in” so we can’t possibly get rid of her now! That is now exposed as utter bullshit.

If she had all these tenants on the hook, they wouldn’t be telling Mary Poche that her ONLY JOB as EDD is to find them a tenant! It also AGAIN exposes the long-running lie that their inboxes were constantly overflowing with RFIs from the Governor’s office and the only thing holding them back was more millions to make it “shovel ready.”

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

There are also murmurs that some people are FINALLY putting their foot down on the endless spending with zero results. That may or may not include:

** Nixing the latest idea of paying a broker to get someone in there.

** Cancelling the $37,000 signage they are currently in the middle of erecting at the two entrances.

** Shutting this whole thing down altogether and finding another use for it (housing?).

** Digging through a lot of the old expenditures and documents (many of which appear to be missing) and unearthing many of the previous fuckups that went ignored by everyone (except me, of course).

Of course, this whole thing should have been shut down after the profligate Toups administration blew $1.929 million on it back in 2015 and promised it would be “shovel ready” after that.

They almost had their “come to Jesus” reckoning in May of 2020 at a huge multi-group meeting, but instead they choose the wrong path and poured ANOTHER few million into it – including the $971,000 Talbert pilfered DIRECTLY from the City (Feb 2021) and the taxpayers as it was labeled “Covid money” and could have been used for just about anything else.

I’m not sure of the exact amount of outstanding loans they currently have on that thing, but it’s got to be well over $2 million. Maybe $3 million.

Reminder: Misti Talbert was Mayor from May 2017 through May 2021 – and she was ALSO on the LEDC board at the time – a massive conflict of interest I pointed out repeatedly back then. THEN, only two months after leaving as mayor, she was made president of the LEDC in July of 2021, where she has been ever since. During much of that time, her buddy TJ Monroe was mayor and ALSO sat on the LEDC board.

Inbred LEDC Decides To Inbreed Some More – Talbert Takes The Wheel

TJ Monroe Should Be Removed From The LEDC Board Immediately.

Inbred LEDC Inbreeds More – Appoints Bank President Ryan Shahan to LEDC Board – THE SAME BANK They Just Borrowed $1.5 Million Dollars From.

Now that this thing is finally being exposed as a massive fuckup and it’s time to point fingers, let’s be sure they are all pointed directly at Talbert and Monroe, for starters. I don’t think there are two people MORE responsible for the current mess than Talbert and her sidekick Monroe. Time to lay in your bed, ladies.

For those of you trying to sift through the Business Pork mess and how we got here, I did a massive 22-year timeline synopsis that took me a good two weeks to create. It’s all yours for free:

How the Business Pork Project Started 23 Years Ago (Spoiler: They Lied From The Start)

The LEDC Was a Clueless Joke Even Back in 2004.

The Lie That Keeps On Giving

Did Lampasas Build A Biz Park In The 1970s??

Lampasas Citizens Have Been Ripped Off For 20 Years Now.

*UPDATE* – LEDC Loan Costs Now Much Higher For Taxpayer Thanks To Idiotic Extension Of Original Loan

Friday The 13th Was Very Good to Me Yesterday.

What a day. WHAT A DAY!!!

First we find out that Nancy Pelosi tumbled down some marble stairs and fractured her hip. When an old bat pushing 85 fractures her hip, it is basically a death sentence. I guess drunkenness, high heels and stairs don’t mix after all. What a shame. Looks like I’ll have to update her odds of dying to about 2-1 for 2025. With any luck, we’ll see Mitch McConnell croak soon, too.

We also got to bask in the glory of Time Magazine making Trump their “Man of the Year” – AGAIN.

Do you know how awesome it is to see Trump as Man of the Year at the very same time that old cunts like McConnell and Pelosi are literally falling down and being pushed around in wheelchairs about to die?

Very poignant, to say the least.

What else?

#2 – George Stephanopoulos of ABC has been ordered to sit for a 4 hour deposition in the slander lawsuit brought by Trump for repeatedly calling him a rapist. George, who built his career covering up the sexual abuse scandals of his boss Bill Clinton, is learning that defamation, slander, and libel catch up with you.

#3 – Sources close to Kamala Harris report that former senior campaign staff, including ex-campaign manager Julie Chavez, are weighing the option of breaking their NDAs to pursue lucrative book deals and exclusive interviews. These tell-alls are expected to reveal salacious details about Harris, Walz, and their families, as well as expose the deep dysfunction and infighting that erupted from day one between Biden holdovers and Kamala’s team, which plagued the campaign throughout.

#4 – Daniel Penny will accompany JD Vance to the Army/Navy game today and join President Trump in his suite. Hopefully, very soon Penny will file a massive lawsuit against Bragg for malicious prosecution.

WE ARE SO BACK!!!

Oh, and we are now within the Twelve Days Of Christmas, and you know what that means! Coming soon…

Socialist Maggot Demands Everyone Work For Free.

Don’t you just love it when a socialist parasite starts quoting the bible in order to promote his own socialist religion which has killed over 100 million people throughout history?

There are multiple ironies here, as usual.

#1 – does your made-up rule about “putting people over profit” apply to Pfizer and other vaccine companies when it comes to the fake Covid vaccine that is currently killing hundreds of thousands of young people every year through heart problems and cancers? All for a “vaccine” we didn’t need because Ivermectin, HCQ and vitamin D could have done the same job for pennies? But instead those scumbags shut the truth down as “disinformation” so the drug companies could legally sell “emergency” vaccines that made them over $100 billion??

Even your local commie buddy Stephanie Fitzharris claims to have been injured by the vaccine!

Hoisted on her own petard. HAHAHAHA!!!

Former Big Pharma hater Clayton Tucker HIMSELF immediately dropped to his knees in 2021 and slurped Pfizer cock like a scared rabbit over a cold virus that had a 99.9% survival rate. That part is hilarious!!

Please do us all a favor, and go to Urgent Care TODAY and get many, many more Covid boosters, you fucking scumbag. I beg you to do it.

#2 – you like quoting the Ten Commandments? Here’s one: thou shalt not give false testimony. Hmm. Who do we know who has done THAT dozens of times in the last few years? Oh yeah….

Compulsive Liar Clayton Tucker Is At It Again! Is He Prepping For Another Run For Office? Please God Let It Be True.

Local Socialist Compulsive Liar Travels Through Time Again.

Why Is Lampasas Democratic Party Chairman Clayton Tucker Lying On FEC Contribution Forms?

“We’ve Always Been A Cattle Family” – Except That Time We Were Farmers.

He Wants To Be A Cowboy Baby!

#3 – One of the BIGGEST jumps in health care insurance premiums was due to your Messiah Obama and his shitty ACA. The very ACA that socialist morons like yourself demanded and applauded.

#4 – Comrade Clayton is demanding that nurses and doctors (who have spent MANY YEARS training for skilled positions) go ahead and work 12-hour shifts for free because he demands “free” care in every hospital. I happen to be married to a nurse. She leaves the house at 6am and gets home at 8pm and is on her feet all day dealing with blood, piss and shit. The kind of job Clayton Tucker wouldn’t last 2 hours doing. I wouldn’t last two hours either, but I’m also not the asshole blabbering about how healthcare should be “free.”

After all these years, you know what the most common thread is among most of her patients? They are FAT FUCKS. Probably 85% of the people she deals with are in there for problems related to obesity or a life of smoking – those are life choices, moron.

I’d be all for “free” healthcare as long as your BMI is under 27. If you can’t put down the pizza and ice cream, then fuck you. You made your bed, now lie in it.

GLUTTONY is one of the seven deadly sins, if I’m not mistaken, you bible-quoting douchebag.

Here is a thought: since Clayton Tucker “works” for free all year anyways by playing around on his grandpa’s ranch and taking goat pictures, why not do something USEFUL and go be a male nurse for free instead?? That way you are at least helping people all day instead of accomplishing absolutely nothing of value. There is also the added bonus of meeting some homosexual males nurses you might be able to date.

Apparently you are lucky enough to be in a position where you have no expenses since you live with mom and have no wife or kid – so why not go work three or four 12-hour nursing shifts per week at the local hospital cleaning bedpans and removing catheters, you dumb twat? Or wiping the ass of some 300-pound land whale like Bruce Haywood. We’ll see how you like socialism after a few weeks of that.


Did Poche Screw The Pooch Already?

The Word Overheard around town is that newly-hired Economic Development Director Mary Poche may already be on her way out the door – making her tenure a record-breaking 30 days long.

Did I say she wouldn’t last 18 months? I meant more like 18 days.

Besides having health problems, she probably walked in on Misti Talbert trying to explain how the whole Business Park thing was going to work and got scared off…..