This Was A Gem – 2019 Fake Farmer Edition.

I had forgotten about this one. But it REALLY demonstrates just how loose Comrade Clayton was with the truth back when he thought nobody was paying attention. Now, every time he goes to lie, he has to pause and consider how stupid I’m going to make him look. Not to mention these are ALL being forwarded to Sid Miller’s campaign. They think it’s hilarious.

“I hate the feeling of healthcare insecurity. So instead of getting a job, I’m going to whine like a bitch for someone else to buy it for me.”

So many lies and confusing statements!

#1 – you don’t “lose your insurance because you’re running for office” – that is utter nonsense. Nobody at his “job” said “Whoa! You’re running for office for a position you have zero chance of winning? No health insurance for you!” That didn’t happen, so that’s the first obvious lie. He makes it sound like he’s making these huge sacrifices to run for office. That is total bullshit.

Not to mention, he is NOW saying he’s been a rancher all these years….so in 2019 he must have ALSO been a rancher, right? So did you take your own RX Ranch health insurance away from yourself? Of course not.

You moron.

What was he REALLY doing for a “job” in 2019? Well, according to his own LinkedIn resume, he was “working” for Our Revolution Texas. That’s the Bernie Sanders commie group that DEMANDS ‘free’ health care for everyone because it is a “human right” (it’s not). But apparently (according to Comrade Clayton’s above statement) NOT for their own employees!

I still have my doubts that this now-defunct commie organization even paid him a salary at all, let alone paid for health insurance. LOL.

#2 – notice it took him MONTHS to finally get off his ass and “clear a field.” A REAL rancher or farmer doesn’t fuck around for months on anything because you are at the mercy of the seasons. He’s doing this shit in November, which makes no sense. Are you going to “plant some crops” right before the freezes hit, you clown?

There have NEVER been any “crops” grown on the “family farm.” Ever. They don’t even have a fucking garden!! Comrade Clayton has NEVER EVER grown a single crop for sale. Never. EVER.

What he REALLY meant to say is “mow the lawn with grandpa’s shredder”…something pretty much everyone who is reading this has done many times. I have done this myself plenty of times. Doesn’t make you a farmer or a rancher. Makes you a lawn mower or pasture shredder.

#3 – he uses his big, scripted, fake lawn-mowing moment to blabber about FREE HEALTH CARE and NOTHING about “Big Ag” or “farm monopolies.” That’s because in late 2019 and well into 2020 he was STILL just a Bernie Sanders commie dork and had NOT INVENTED the fake rancher/farmer persona yet. More proof he doesn’t meet the legal qualifications to run for Ag Commissioner. Oops!

NOTHING there about the ranchers and farmers. It’s ALL ABOUT the “free shit” a commie demands. Also he was NEVER an educator or a water researcher. More lies.

#4 – that gay hat and sunglasses were clearly stolen from your elderly mother.