It was only a matter of time before she “didn’t ask the City for anything” once again! She must have given up on the ridiculous parking lot idea already.
You’d think it would occur to YoderGnome (TM) to get the OK for this BEFORE she spent a bunch of money on a giant rain water collection tank, but that’s the mind of a failed “life coach” and Clayton Tucker supporter for you.
I’ve been ridiculing this for almost a year, since it has been sitting there NOT hooked up…

You can see her demands on PAGE 108 of tonight’s council meeting package.


I’m not sure which reason is my favorite:
#1 – she wants it to reduce the need to use City water “during times of drought” – which by definition, means no rainfall and thus no water to fill the tank. I’m guessing that tank holds maybe 15 hours of watering. Then what? When it doesn’t rain for 3 months, you’re right back to City water. LOL. What a maroon.
OR
#2 – we don’t like the icky City water you give us at a massive discount, even though we’ve been using about 60,000 gallons per year for the past four years and everything grew just fine.
Take your pick.

Well, at least they might have it all hooked up and ready for July and August, the two driest months of the year. LOL.
Wait a second: Yoder…gnome…yoda….how did I not see this before?!?

“Give us more money, you will!”