I can just picture Garden Gnome Yoder screeching at these kids while puttering around them and telling them what to do:
“Yes my pretties! Spread the mulch! Dig the holes! That’s it, my pretties!” AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Fly, my pretties! Fly!”
Poor bastards. Some of them probably got busted drinking at school or ended up in detention somehow and Yoder gets to conscript them to clean up her “community garden.” Nice racket! Gardening is fucking AWESOME when you don’t have to pull weeds and get doody on your hands, ammi right??
You know who I can almost guarantee WASN’T out there getting their hands dirty or breaking a sweat? Potato Head Fitzharris and Comrade Clayton.
Comrade Clayton only mentions the garden when he’s doing fake photo ops right before he’s slaughtered in his City council race. Then he never goes back, even though mom’s house is about 4 blocks from there.
Say, that reminds me! I’m thinking I’m going to sell some of these YoderGnome (TM) garden decorations! I took a normal garden gnome then used AI to stick Yoder’s face on it! Only $29.99!
Yes, my pretties!!!!!