Of course, I use the word “business” as a joke. It was a hobby for the Landrums, who never actually employed anyone but themselves. Of course, that didn’t stop the City from handing them $3,000 in Covid money – which went 100% unappreciated by Julie Cain Landrum, the Covid rat herself, as she instead whined about The Struggle…
The City was SO biased, they handed $3,000 to a moron who had no clue how to run a business.
Ah yes – “The Struggle”. Of course, it is more of a struggle when you are only open a couple days a week and then take off months at a time to “move furniture around”.
Narrator: Covid was NOT raging at all, actually.
It also doesn’t help that you associate with other wacko liberal Covid Cult loons from Austin who are afraid to leave the house, and thus cannot patronize your hobby lemonade stand.
We are so virtuous and conscientious that we are now out of business. The end!
I knew this would happen eventually. They only shocker is that it took this long for Landrum to finally throw in the towel. Hopefully, this means more business for the REAL businesses in town like Lampasas Beer Market and Giovani’s, etc.
Oh that Julie Cain Landrum! She’s such an ARTIST! She is so AVANT GARDE!
Such a “cool kid” and member of the counterculture! Yeah! She’s an artist “sticking it to the man”! She’s making the status quo “uncomfortable” with all of her rebellion and individuality!
Oh, except that one time when Wuhan Flu was going around and she immediately fell into line with the government propaganda and turned into a Soviet-era snitch…ratting out anyone who didn’t want to impose the moronic mask mandates that violated 100 years of well-understood science about virus transmission.
Those are known as “crazy eyes”
An ‘artist’ comforts disturbed individuals? YOU are the disturbed individual. Twat.
I told you I’ll NEVER forgive or forget about the Covid Cult scumbags who turned into little mini Hitlers and went Good German overnight. I will keep that promise until the day I die of non-Covid causes.
People like Melissa Johnson, Bruce Haywood, Karen Spivey-Cummings, Lee Morey, Allie H Yanta, Michelle D Moore-Rodriguez, Christopher McDaniel, Gregory Thompson, Rohnda Witcher, Jennifer Moreno (Sanchez), Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris and Clayton Tucker.
How does it make you feel that you’ve spent the last 3 years abusing your body and your mental health in a paranoid delusion about a virus and I spent the last 3 years living totally normal?
There have been more than a few stories in the news lately about “brave” librarians refusing to remove or hide books and getting defiant about bowing to the “far right fascists”.
Naturally, they all look like some variation of this:
Lib dummies like Andrew Landrum just LOVE these stories. His son-in-law is an author, so that means Andrew must ALSO be scholarly and well-read and OH so much smarter than us swine on the right.
He’s even got the stupid beret and goatee to PROVE what a hipster, elite genius he is!
Talk about a try-hard!Hipster doofus glasses, flavor saver soul patch AND a beret! Is it you or is it John Lennon! Wow! So hip!!
Haywood Dummy is also outraged by the “book banning”
It’s “Nazis” plural. Not “Nazi’s” possessive, you fucking idiot.
Just one question, Bruce. Is “banning books” (i.e. censoring) kind of like Facebook and Twitter censoring information on about a dozen things in the last two years? Like Wuhan Flu viral origins and the Hunter Biden laptop CENSORSHIP by Facebook?
They all tend to be far-left weirdos and non-binary gender fluid whatever-the-hell they are.
First of all, not wanting little kids aged 6 and 7 and 8 exposed to perverted tranny filth and explicit descriptions of sex acts (gay or not) is not “destroying libraries” or “burning books”. It’s the same reason we don’t put hardcore porn mags out for little Jenny to see at 7-Eleven.
It’s the same reason we don’t sell liquor to kids under 21 or hand out drivers licenses until 16. We try to wait until kids are mature enough to understand certain things and be given certain responsibilities. Until your kid is 18, he does NOT have full rights. He is a minor.
Libs aren’t big on rules or boundaries or discipline. Which is why lib’s kids are almost always so fucked up in the head.
Like the offspring of Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris:
Gender fluid weirdo and commie dork in Oregon
I don’t think most parents want to “destroy libraries” the way, say, liberal morons destroyed cities a couple years back. I also remember liberal morons pulling down every statue they could get their hands on a couple years ago when they all collectively lost their minds.
What I DON’T remember during that period of insanity is any heroic protectors of free speech (like hipster doofus Andrew Landrum) making a peep about statues being pulled down and thrown into lakes. They were just fine with that. There was no clutching of pearls about “banning statues”.
Hypocrite much?
Secondly, in this day and age, books basically CAN’T be destroyed – you can make a billion digital copies with the push of a button. You can download it on Amazon kindle and read about cock sucking all day long, if your little heart desires. If Andrew Landrum wants his 8-year old grandson to read graphic books on Kindle that Andrew Landrum pays for out of his own pocket, go to it. I personally think it’s child abuse.
But once you are talking PUBLIC libraries and schools, your argument dies. These moron librarians (many of whom make $70,000 a year plus bennies to sit on ass in an air conditioned room) better do as they’re told by the citizens or you’re fired. End of story. You don’t have a right to SHIT. Just shut up and follow orders.
If that sticks going down, there are plenty of jobs at Wal-Mart stocking shelves overnight. Douchebag.
You almost have to admire the chutzpah and lack of self-awareness. Not to mention the complete lack of understanding between cause and effect:
Not a business.
This is very rich coming from a raging left-wing loon who (with the help of election fraud) put a demented, green-new-deal-loving, corrupt, pants-shitting retard into the White House.
Every REAL small business is struggling now with supplies, inflation and a tight labor market thanks to Biden’s idiotic mandates and policies. But fake business owner Julie Cain Landrum (who employs nobody at all and who is open only a few days a week) wants you to help her out.
Yeah, I’ll help you out: fuck Wool & Vine. If you were drowning, I’d throw you a cinder block.
I AM however, going to send you a nice Christmas present, just like I did last year. Hang it on your tree with pride.
Well, Covid makes you tired as hell and robs you of your taste (still gone) but I never thought I was going to die. Funny how I never got sick for 18 months despite no mask or vax, but the minute a bunch of young people NOT at risk of dying from Covid (like THIS pussy) started getting the “vaccine” over the last few months, it spread like wildfire. Anyone under the age of 40 who is otherwise healthy and still got the vax is a moron – especially if you’re female. You don’t need it. All you’re doing is poisoning the rest of us.
Oh well. Now I have immunity that is about 20 times better than your weak-ass “vaccine”. I am totally invincible to Covid and can go back to killing my liver with alcohol and wrecking my heart with bacon and dying the old fashioned way like god intended.
Speaking of no taste, local Covid rat and hobby lemonade stand operator Julie Cain Landrum of Wool & VineCry & Whine just can’t keep her rat nose clean, can she? I had a LOT of time to lie in bed and read all the Facebook soap operas going on over the last week and a half. Seems like Covid rat Landrum is always at the center of a whine fest.
Get it? Because she operates a WINE bar? Well, sometimes. When she feels like opening. Mostly it’s closed and she pretends to be a business owner.
This broad will literally go to any length to avoid working and building an actual business. Instead, she spends her time whining on Facebook about how the world is against her.
Correction: you do not own a business. You operate a tiny hobby lemonade stand that is closed most of the time.
The LEDC handed over all that money even though Cry & Whine is barely open and employs nobody at all.
The irony, of course, is that this moron did this to herself. With her non-stop freaking out about Covid, she and her small circle of hipster doofus artsy-fartsy Austin types have petrified themselves into not going out to eat or drink anymore. At least, that’s the excuse she is using for her business sucking:
Becky Strassner appears to be her sister. A sister who is STILL scamming “Covid money” for HER shitty business! Must run in the family.
That is what happens when you watch the morons on CNN all day and work yourself into a petrified state of idiocy. You literally start having nightmares from watching so much fear porn on CNN. This is a mentally weak person:
Especially if you listen to that scumbag “Doctor” Leana Wen:
Did I mention Leana Wen was born in China? The same country that released this virus on us in the first place? Naturally, she “sounds reasonable” to a complete moron like Julie Landrum!
Authoritarian fearmongering morons like Dr. Wen have whipped the weak-minded in our society (like Julie Cain Landrum and Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris) into a gaggle of scared rabbits who are afraid of their own shadows – and thus won’t go spend money at Cry & Whine, apparently:
This is known as “shooting yourself in the dick” and it is nobody’s fault but your own. Either get your head screwed on straight and understand that Covid is not the end of the world, or suffer the consequences of your own stupidity, mmmkay? Don’t sit there and Cry & Whine about how the City and everyone else is “against small business”
You also might want to try being open for more than a few hours a week. That is not a business – it is a hobby lemonade stand tucked away inside another small business and nobody knows it’s there because you are too cheap to buy signage. This is also your fault, and not the fault of Covid:
EVERY OTHER BUSINESS on the square is open AT LEAST 40 hours a week. That’s what it takes. But Julie Cain Landrum can’t be bothered with that. She’d rather blame Covid and the “bias” of the city of Lampasas against people like her. It makes it easier to be handed free tax dollars like her idiot sister Becky Strassner:
The economy is booming in Texas and this weasel is STILL SCAMMING Covid “relief” funds. What a scum bag.
The bottom line is that neither Covid nor anti-business “bias” are your problem. The problem is that Julie Cain Landrum is unfit to run a business. She is merely a dummy who thought “I like wine! I’ll open a wine bar” and that’s about as much thought as she likely put into it.
I mean, she gets flustered by a single mosquito or a package of Emory boards! How the hell is she going to deal with the demands of running a small business? She isn’t. She’s going to fuck it all up and then blame it on a cold virus:
Emory board packages….mosquitoes…fireworks. It doesn’t take much to throw Julie Cain Landrum into a tizzy and ruin her day. It’s no wonder she can’t even run a hobby lemonade stand without falling to pieces – like most rabid liberals, she is likely mentally ill.
Ahhh – what a difference a year makes. Local Covid rat and Wool & Vine lemonade stand owner Julie Landrum was busy snitching out fellow businesses last year when she felt they were “lax” with mask mandates:
Memorandum: you are not an actual restaurant, lady. Granola bars and cheese plates don’t count.
I told you, I will NEVER forget or forgive the rats that snitched out fellow small businesses during the “pandemic”. It’s payback time.
More like “hobby lemonade stand” that is open a few days a week and whenever it is convenient to the owners, Julie and Andrew Landrum – who are both far left liberals.
Support your local Antifa! Holy Christ.
Before, she was petrified of her own shadow and STILL thinks she needs to wear masks in crowds….
So you’ll be all masked up while you sling pricey cans of beer to the filthy masses, right lady?
But now that there will be massive crowds of people gathering on the square later this week with CASH in their pockets, Julie wants to take FULL advantage by selling you overpriced cans of beer. No food (low margin), no mixed or poured drinks (takes too much time) – just coolers and coolers of overpriced beer they can quickly ring up and hand out.
Just the two of you?? Why don’t you hire a couple of local kids and pay them $15 per hour – like you demand of every other business in the nation? Talk about hypocrites!!!
Oh, and she’s too cheap to actually go out and buy coolers! She wants to use YOURS for free – as she rips your face off with expensive cans of beer and crappy t-shirts!
I have an idea! Maybe click a button on Amazon and buy a few big coolers – you could even use the $3,000 Mandy Walsh gave you last year or the thousands you save by not hiring anyone to work at your lemonade stand! Like most lefties, I guess when you are handed shit you didn’t earn enough times you make a habit of expecting it, eventually.
Ironically, it was Governor Abbott (whom both of the Landrums detest, since he is a “right-winger”) who signed the “alcohol-to-go-” law this year, which allows these lemonade stand owners to capitalize on the overpriced “to-go” beer cans! Amazing!
Do yourself a favor: be SURE to bring your own cooler and beer to the square this week! If you find yourself without, then walk on over to Lampasas Beer Market (no, I am not affiliated with them) or stock up at Putters first (also no affiliation). Those happen to be two businesses that actually employ a lot of locals, are open all the time, and who AREN’T far-left liberals who defend Antifa and other Marxist goons.
Personally, I’d pay $50 for a piss-warm PBR from a bum on the street before I put a nickel into the pockets of these clowns.
Oh, and watch out for those fireworks! No fun of ANY kind allowed around Nurse Ratched
There is literally nothing this chick ISN’T scared of. Fireworks, cold viruses, mosquitoes, loud noises, low-flying airplanes. Good god – she’s like a neurotic chihuahua. What a way to live your life!
It’s “varmint”, Queen Julie.
How dare that young man sight in his rifle out in the countryside! Queen Julie is trying to recover from her HORRENDOUS day of smashing her finger a little bit and then getting her hair done and hiding from a mosquito! Annoying peasants! Stop the fireworks too!!
It’s the season for giving and generosity, and I am no exception to that rule. It’s especially important to give to the less fortunate – like those humans who were born with a puddle of brown liquid where their cerebrum should be.
This year, I want to make sure local Covid Rat Julie Cain Landrum at Wool & Vine gets a special present. One she can use EVERY DAY. One that keeps her safe from the deadly plague. Something that is so airtight and functional that it DOESN’T MATTER if anyone else in HEB is wearing a mask. So you can mind your own business and stop ratting everyone out.
I give you…..the Narwall Mask:
Now Julie, I expect to see you wearing this at ALL TIMES! You can never be too careful, right? It’ll be delivered to your lemonade stand in the next few days with a nice bow on top.
You make me laugh with your feeble ‘logic’, Andrew.
Even fellow libtard Bruce Haywood was all excited that “the FBI is investigating” what amounts to a local traffic issue. Covid Rat Julie Landrum was “frightened” of trucks driving on a public highway and flying Trump flags (all perfectly legal).
But, like libtards everywhere, they have the issue EXACTLY BACKWARDS:
Oops. Turns out the asshole BIDEN car (white SUV) was actually the one causing problems. AND calls to the driver of the white SUV “have gone unanswered”, according to the San Marcos PD.
Color me shocked that the left is one again projecting their bad behavior onto Trump supporters. They’ve been doing it for almost four years now. Why would this incident be any different??
Your best bet? Vote with your dollars and avoid the Wool & Vine lemonade stand like the plague.
But don’t despair, Andrew! There are plenty of tards out there living kick-ass lives!
Packing? No, no, dear boy. It’s called “filling a vacancy” and it has been done since the beginning of our republic. Trump is president for FOUR years…not three – despite the best efforts of scumbags like Obama, Biden and Clinton to invalidate the 2016 election.
“Packing” is what the scumbags on the left are going to do if they get back in power. They cannot win so they change the rules. If the Marxists take over next year, watch for all SORTS of “packing”. They will expand the Supreme Court from nine justices to 11 or 13. They will push to give statehood to D.C. and Puerto Rico – thus adding more rabid liberal senators. Mark my words.
It occurs to me this all could have been avoided if the sickly, wrinkled, power-hungry gnome named “RBG” had just retired at ANY time during the 2008 to 2016 time period. But no. She just assumed Hillary would win, so she clung to power a little longer – like all the sociopaths in high office. If you want to cry and whine to somebody, go cry and whine to RBG’s corpse, you hipster doofus moron.
Not only do we owe the libtards NOTHING, we relish watching them choke on this confirmation. Payback is a bitch, and what a beautiful creature she is.
“It is logically and constitutionally absurd to call the filling of a vacancy on the Court as form of “court packing.” It does not increase the size of the Court and is done in complete conformity with the constitutional framework.”
Lady, you need a hobby. Clearly, only having your lemonade stand open 3 days a week isn’t keeping you occupied enough. Maybe take a vacation. You could take that $3,000 in tax dollars that Mandy Clause gave you and take a nice long trip to North Korea.
“What’s it gonna be?“, “Call it one way or another” – who in the hell died and made YOU pope? How about “stfu and mind your own business, you rat“? That’s MY suggestion in this situation.
Wash your hands! Eat your peas! Don’t run with scissors! Bobby is chewing gum in class!
I have zero doubt that Nurse Ratched was a Hall Monitor back in grade school. She’s probably the type who would be out after the bars close at 2am when the streets are absolutely empty, and stands there waiting for the “WALK” sign to light up despite there not being a car in sight for miles.
I used to wonder how the Salem Witch Trials got started. What type of moron would lose all rational thinking and fall head first into hysteria. Now I know.
