After jumping around issues aimlessly from ending fossil fuels by 2030, to greedy corporations, oligarchs, banning all plastics, free school lunches, shrimp boats, and a dozen other fleeting fads, local socialist houseplant Clayton Tucker’s LATEST cause célèbre is putting a stop to AI data centers. He is literally losing his mind over it.
Of course, that is 37 more jobs than Clayton Tucker has created in his entire pathetic existence. Just ask him: how many people has his “ranch” employed? The answer is zero.
Also, a few years ago, Comrade Clayton was DEMANDING more solar farms because of “all the jobs” they would bring.
Ummm…yeah, once the solar farm is built it takes a LOT less than 37 people to maintain it, you idiot. Kind of the same complaint you have with the data centers. A huge difference is that the solar farms are highly subsidized by the taxpayer and the data centers are funded by Big Tech’s own pockets.
Even more amusing, he thinks that when he becomes Ag Commissioner (HAHAHAHAHA!) HE will get to decide which data centers are “good” and which are “bad” and he promises to fight the “bad” ones.
Someone might want to show him the official duties of Ag Commissioner. Nowhere does it say “pick and choose data centers,” you imbecile.
Never mind that this kid lives with his mom and has never held down a real job or employed a single person at age 35. Never mind that he was GIVEN free land to use with equipment to play on and (allegedly) four generations of Tucker ranching knowledge to draw on and STILL cannot make a buck at it. Never mind that he has been DEAD WRONG about every single issue he takes a stance on.
Never mind all that. Only HE can solve this complex data center problem.
He will solve it by getting 200 people to SIGN A PETITION! LOL.
Does this fucking retard actually think an electric eel needs a power source?
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Holy shit.
He is worried about power and water for these data centers. There is a simple solution for both:
#1 – Build more power plants. REAL ones, not the useless gaytard pinwheels that cost a fortune and don’t work for shit. We need nukes and nat gas. If we hadn’t been dicking around with wind and solar (which Clayton LOVES and thinks can replace all fossil fuels) all these years, we’d have about 8 or 10 kick-ass reactors churning out EMISSION-FREE power 98% of the time.
#2 – Use closed-loop cooling systems to chill these data centers, instead of evaporative cooling. How do I know closed-loop cooling systems work? Because I have one in my fucking truck. So does everyone else who drives an ICE vehicle. It’s called a radiator.
Your air conditioner and fridge work in a similar fashion, you absolute retard.
Smart guys have already figured this out. VERY smart guys who don’t live with their moms and who build things for a living. We have already invented them right here in America – as usual.
You see, if our ancestors were all Clayton Tucker types, we’d still be sitting in caves eating berries like a bunch of scared pussies. Scared, weak pussies like our hypothetical Caveman Clayton would look at the buffalo and think “that is too big for us to kill…I guess we are eating berries forever. Oh well.”
Luckily, our ancestors were MEN who shaped and dominated their environment and bent the world to their will. They said “there’s got to be a way to kill that tasty meat” and then invented the spear. The MEN went out and speared that fucker while Caveman Clayton stayed back with the other women and circulated a petition to ban spears because they looked scary. That’s because Caveman Clayton, much like Modern Day Clayton, is a nutless and sackless eunuch too scared to strike out and solve a problem and improve the world.
History is filled with REAL MEN who invented incredible things to overcome hardship and solve problems. Willis Carrier, Henry Ford, Eli Whitney, James Watt, Karl Benz and other MEN who created solutions and solved problems.
We need way more MEN making the world better and far fewer PUSSIES sitting around whining with a petition in their hands telling us the sky is falling.
