My “Dumb College Kid” Guess Wins. Clayton Harpoons Baby Beluga Whale To Be His “Lead Organizer”

A couple weeks ago, I noted that Comrade Clayton Tucker was “seeking a worker” for his campaign (NOT “hiring” a worker because he is a noted skinflint.) I guessed that some idiot would do it for free – either his beard Kristi Lara, his fake tough guy Manbun Beebe, or some random dumb college kid.

Dumb college kid wins it.

Behold…Isabella “Izzy” Young is now his “Lead Organizer” and I’ll bet you $100 she gets paid ZERO.

EXACTLY how I’d expect a Tucker campaign operative to look.

Comrade Clayton wants everyone else to pay a “dignified” wage to their workers but he exempts himself from those requirements.

Izzy is a lifelong parasite and scumbag. A self-described “organizer, political operative and handler,” she will apparently by heading up Comrade Clayton’s doomed campaign for Texas Fag Commissioner. I hope she enjoys losing, lol.

Apparently, Olivia Juliana wasn’t available.

Comrade Clayton better watch out though. One of his upcoming campaign events is going to be at a fancy restaurant called Alexandre’s. The type of place that has $18 appetizers and $15 fancy drinks. If Izzy gets let loose in there, there’s no telling how much damage she can do!

Funny how quickly Comrade Clayton developed expensive tastes after he bilked a bunch of old ladies out of $40,000! Kind of like Bernie Sanders and Sandy Cortez flying around on private jets yammering about the evil “oligarchs.”

Typical socialist hypocrite scum.

I do wonder though: when is Comrade Clayton going to do a “speech” or an “event” close to his hometown of Lampasas?? I’m very much looking forward to heckling the shit out of him. I can’t wait to see the look on his face when I tell his “crowd” of 20 old ladies that he still lives with mom.