village idiot – The Original Lampasshole

The Radiogram Is Toilet Paper Manufactured By A Mentally Handicapped Cadaver.

Even at a cost of $0.00, The Radiogram is wildly overpriced. I think I’ve told my story before of when I first moved to Lampasas 14 years ago and saw my first Radiogram in a bar – probably The Lucky Ranch. Remember that dive?

I remember how I laughed and laughed at the ridiculous misspellings, bad grammar and shitlib content. How I used to make corrections with a red pen and drop it off at the radio station to ridicule whoever the editor was. How I was shocked to find any shitlibs at all out in rural central Texas. Of course, now we have horrible situations like THREE generations of shitlibs infesting the town from Ohio, California and Oregon, but that’s another story.

Rhonda Witcher never disappoints with the shitlib lies and idiocy, even when he’s just copying and pasting Scripps propaganda:

First of all, if you apply dye to Easter eggs you are DYEING them, you mook. THREE TIMES they used the wrong word! DYING means the life is draining out of you, as in “the old, mentally handicapped radio station owner lay DYING in the hospital after accidentally perforating his rectum with a cucumber.”

Secondly, Rhonda makes sure to throw in the false shitlib nonsense about “RECORD-HIGH EGG PRICES!!” Here is a photo from HEB yesterday.

I’m no super-smart former college professor like Rhonda, but even I know that $4.36 is about 30% cheaper than the bullshit number of $6.23 he printed in his bird cage liner.

They are even cheaper locally from guys like me who can sell for $3 a dozen.

I’m left to wonder: who should our OFFICIAL village idiot be? We have so many choices: Bruce “The Manatee” Haywood? Rhonda Witcher? Potato Head Fitzharris? Grady “Soar Throat” Lucas? Or maybe pretend rancher Clayton Tucker?

Local Land Whale Bruce Haywood Finally Lost His Mind.

Local hard-core lefty Bruce Haywood never really had much going on upstairs:

Is Bruce Haywood Still The Dumbest Person in Lampasas? [June 2020]

Bruce Haywood: The Man, The Myth, The Moron [Jan 2022]

He thinks Hillary Clinton is a swell gal, he believes Trump is a Russian agent who stole nuclear secrets and sold them, he thinks open borders are a terrific idea, he kept his poor high-school kid out of school because of a “pandemic” that didn’t affect teenage girls at all, and he was 100% all in on the masking and the “vaccines” too.

In short, a colossal moron – as I have pointed out here many, many times.

I EVEN mulled over the possibility that Bruce Haywood might literally be a schizophrenic back in September of 2022, and suggested he be institutionalized and DEFINITELY not be allowed to vote:

Clearly Loose Haywire is a schizophrenic. One day he says one thing, and a few days later, a completely different (albeit equally retarded) persona appears to yammer about shit that directly contradicts what Personality #1 said previously.

His family should really have him institutionalized. Mentally ill people should not be allowed to vote, either.

We now have even more proof that Loose Haywire has totally lost it.

Just yesterday, Bruce was on Facebook crowing about how INCREDIBLE El Frias is – the Mexican joint that used to be Bill’s Burgers (and Toupsies before that):

This is very odd all by itself. Just six months ago, Bruce was shitting all over that restaurant and vowed NEVER to go back!

But ok. When you weigh 350 pounds, your promises about food are rarely kept. Perhaps someone offered him a free meal or something, so he decided to try it again. Whatever.

But here’s the kicker: as Loose Haywire blabbered on about how fantastic El Firas was, he stated that he has never been there before! He claimed it was “our first time trying” the restaurant!!

Dude. Seek help. You were literally just there six months ago and even felt compelled to blabber about it on LCBN Facebook page!

None of this is a really big surprise to me. After all, obesity and dipshittery go hand in hand, according to many, many studies:

How Obesity Affects the Human Brain

Can being obese make you dumber and more forgetful?

Obesity changes the brain, with ‘no sign of reversibility,’ expert says

Research study conducted at the University of Cambridge concluded that obese people have less white matter in their brain compared to normal-weight individuals.

Then again, it may be more of a “chicken and the egg” thing: is Bruce fat because he’s dumb? Or is he dumb because he’s fat?

An interesting question.

What Fresh Hell Is This?

Is this a bad joke? Janet “Crazier” Crozier the local recycling and gardening loon is now the face I have to see when I log on to my bank account????

First my bank hands this nut job $5,000 for her “community garden” – which is $5,000 more than they have given me in TEN YEARS despite me having a fairly decent balance there the entire time.

Yes, ZERO dollars in interest over 10 years. But the failed Life Coach who thinks autistic children are clairvoyant and who has blown about $30,000 on this garden already gets a $5,000 gift.

The world has definitely gone crazy.

P.S. – if you are looking to get MORE than the crappy -0% interest offered around town, be sure to read my post on linking your bank account to Treasury Direct – where you can buy T-bills DIRECTLY at auction and get almost FIVE PERCENT right now!!

That is a RISK FREE 4.9% right now on 6-month T-bills. I’ve been doing this for the last few months. I-bond rates are also very fat – almost 7% right now.

Bruce “Sea Cow” Haywood Spreading Misinformation and Panic. Should Be Banned From All Social Media

I happened across this little piece of “misinformation” (read: lies) from local manatee Bruce Haywood:

Sorry Bruce. There were ZERO rolling blackouts or load shedding yesterday. As you can see from the ERCOT dashboard, supply was well over demand all day:

This was easily verifiable by going to the ERCOT dashboard. Therefore, Bruce Haywood was INTENTIONALLY spreading lies to foment panic. That is an offense punishable by banning from social media, according to lefty scum like him.

Somebody actually had the gall to ask Sea Cow if his power had gone out. He had to admit that it had not. Truly, this manatee has zero shame…

Not only did his power not go out yesterday, it NEVER goes out because he lives on a grid that has a hospital! Funny that! Just like Comrade Clayton Tucker (who lives near a police station).

All this time, I thought that Bruce avoided freezing to death last February because of his walrus-like layers of blubber to keep him warm…

It is sickening that the two little whiney bitches that complain the most are the ones who aren’t even suffering if the power DOES happen to go out. They are also both HUGE proponents of the Green New Deal – which is causing an unstable grid in the first place!

Neither one of these little whiney bitches even has solar on their roofs!

***Haywood hovel devoid of any solar or wind power. What a cunt.***

It was proved with electing Joe Biden, it was proved with Covid masks and vaccines and it is proved yet again with the grid: Bruce Haywood is STILL the dumbest bastard in town! Congrats!