My kid is the same way. Of course, she is a 10 years old and a female, so it’s to be expected. Comrade Clayton is supposedly a 34-year-old male.
Last week he was LIVID that DOGE would cut a single USDA job, because (according to Comrade Clayton) without the federal government there to protect us, we would all die of poisoned food.

But NOW, one of his many ridiculous non-profit shell corporations (Farm & Food Action PAC) is DEMANDING that grocery stores and restaurants be allowed to sell eggs that are ungraded by the USDA. According to him, egg grading isn’t about health or safety, it’s all marketing by “Big Ag” to crush the little guy!

Actually, the Internet disagrees with you, Comrade! According to Google, egg grading “helps identify eggs with defects that could affect food safety!”
Comrade Clayton himself would have made the same case a week ago before he decided to do a 180 on the issue. Imagine if Trump had said two weeks ago “DOGE is getting rid of the egg grading system. It is costly and does nothing” – Comrade Clayton would have been screaming at the top of her lungs about Trump poisoning Americans and not caring about food safety. You know it, I know it and Comrade Clayton certainly knows it. Because he is a duplicitous taint.
Comrade Clayton is too fucking stupid to see that the VERY USDA he loved so much last week is the same USDA that raises egg costs by insisting on egg grading! He just accidentally made the case that big government regulation RAISES prices on just about everything. But he’s too dumb to see the solution.
I sometimes wonder if Comrade Clayton is on heavy drugs and literally doesn’t remember what he said last week. More likely is that he’s too stupid to see cause and effect clearly on any issue. You could just as easily say “climate change regulations have nothing to do with saving the planet. It’s all a power grab by Big Gov to enrich themselves and control you” and you’d be 100% correct. Comrade Clayton is too stupid/brainwashed to ever make that leap, however.
So there you have it. Fickle as a school girl. His love of Big Government all depends on what day of the week it is or where he is in his menstruation cycle, apparently.
P.S. While Comrade Clayton is furiously typing on his iMac and demanding action by more government clowns, the free market is healing all by itself:

As usual – Comrade Clayton WAY late to the party with a solution that wouldn’t work anyways. Dumb ass.