We Have WAY Too Many Old, Retarded Mummies Running Things

This chart is a shocker.

The x-axis is the median age of the country’s population.

The y-axis is the average age of the politicians.

We need basic cognitive tests, term limits and age limits. All three of them.

I don’t give a shit how smart your Aunt Edna is at 90 years old – the huge majority of 90-year-olds are not of sound mind. They make airline pilots retire at 65, which sounds pretty good to me.

Strom Thurmond was a senator for FORTY-EIGHT YEARS!! Ridiculous.

There is obviously a sweet spot – men (yes, MEN – women have done enough damage so let’s ban that whole idea) in their 50s have the life experience to make wise decisions but are not addled with dementia yet. Anyone under the age of 35 is too young to know wtf is going on in the world yet. Which is why that is the age minimum for President. That needs to be expanded to EVERYONE.

Feinstein: was a 90-year-old bag of piss. Refused to resign. Fuck her, too

OH -and no foreign-born legislators or anyone with dual citizenship. Bye bye Ilhan Omarand Pramila Jayapal. Although those two would be banned anyways since they are female.

Can you imagine how incredible the country would be if we had 535 MEN like Thomas Massey and Rand Paul running things? Smart MEN who have achieved success in the real world? Christ, we’d be a global superpower once again! We’d have flying cars and shit.

Think of it:

#1 No more Nancy Pelosis – who has three strikes: female, old as shit, been there too long. Gone.

Drunk by 10am

#2 No more AOC-types – she is a child, a moron and a woman. Gone.

#3 No more Greg Casars – too young and stupid. Gone.

Who else would be gone in our new system? Bernie Sanders, Chuck Grassley, Mitch McConnell, Joe Biden, Chuck Schumer, Maxine Waters, Dick Durbin, Richard Blumenthal, all the idiot chicks in The Squad, Mazie Hirono, Mitt Romney, Steny Hoyer.

Who would be upset with this new system?

A lot of 24-year-old, obese, female, blue-haired freaks who contribute nothing to society anyway. The ones who think they are “educated” because they have a PhD in Gender Studies. No great loss there. Cry all you want.

All of the mentally ill women who are incapable of perceiving reality even if it beats them over the head. The Fitzharris and Garner-Doughty types. Again – no great loss. They shouldn’t be allowed to vote anyways. Just stay home and gaze at your navels.

The winners with my new system? True Americans. Old-school patriots.