The monkey danced for me again!
Just DAYS after I laughed at his merch at one of his “campaign rallies” and wondered out loud why he wasn’t selling this crap on his website, he posted a “store” that gives you two choices to show your support for a communist bum who lives with his mom and wears a fake rancher costume while he drives aimlessly around the state with a baby beluga at the wheel.
You can buy a horribly-colored t-shirt with a 8-inch neck OR a faggy camo hat that is a copy of ANOTHER failed, fake “rural” homo named Tim Walz!
Just like Tim Walz and his shotgun, Clayton Tucker ALSO pretends to be a “rural guy” while fucking up basic stuff like using a wrench or calling a nut a bolt!
Comical Video Of Socialist Nitwit “Repairing” Tractor Good For Several Belly-Laughs
Comrade Clayton apparently took down the ORIGINAL video of him looking like a fucking moron and calling a nut a bolt while using a wrench incorrectly. Luckily, I recorded it on my own so we can laugh at it forever!