This Might Be The Saddest Thing I’ve Ever Read…

I’d trade 1,000 Clayton Tuckers for ONE of these girls. She’s got brains and gumption. She’s like a poor, third-world peasant longing to live in an awesome place like Texas.

That must be so lonely at that age being surrounded by so much tolerance and understanding.

Then you look here in the greatest state in the republic, and you see unappreciative scum worms like Clayton Tucker who do nothing but bitch about how much it sucks.

As always, Tucker, I will pay your FULL MOVING EXPENSES if you leave here for CA, NY, IL, CT, NJ, OR, MA or WA.