Oooohhh….I guess we file this under “James Mercer TRULY helping the community”….
That’s after he TRULY helped himself, of course.
The idiots at the LEDC handed Mercer $20,000 in the form of a Life Safety Grant [see page 5 under Staff Updates] so he could install sprinklers. God forbid MERCER himself pay for that. He needed that $20,000 to buy the latest fashionable clothes so he can prance and mince around New York City looking for celebrity assholes to lick….
Granted, they are slimy shitball D-list ‘celebrities’ like Michael Rapaport, but hey. That’s what a measly $20,000 gets you in Hollywood.
I know what you’re thinking: how the HELL does Lampasshole remember that information AND have the link [page 5 under Staff Updates] right at his fingertips after three years?
Because I am fucking badass and that’s how I roll. I NEVER forget. Also, that memory was luckily jarred loose yesterday after five rums at Lampasas Beer Market.
So to summarize: this magnanimous man and greatest gift to our community (1) pilfered $20,000 for his funeral home from taxpayers (2) grabbed $325,000 from the feds for Covid and (3) then got Lonestar shutdown for financial irregularities and was accused of wage theft. What a hero!!