“The Ant and the Grasshopper” is an Aesop’s fable about a grasshopper who spends the summer singing and playing while an ant works hard to store food for winter. When winter comes, the hungry grasshopper begs the ant for food, but the ant refuses, telling him to dance the winter away as he did the summer, teaching a lesson about the importance of hard work and preparation for the future.
“They’re hoarding all the wealth! They’re monopolizing it!” These are the desperate wails of a scared and confused grasshopper pussy as winter (middle age) approaches. He gets older and older and is still sponging off mom while everyone else his age has careers and savings and a place to live.
Clayton Tucker is a serious grasshopper fuckup. His parents handed him an $80,000 “education” and a (supposedly) fully-operational ranch complete with land, sheds, fences, and tractor, etc. He paid for none of it. He was GIVEN all of it. Still he failed.
What did he do for the last 13 years – his ‘summertime’ to keep our analogy going? Did he build anything from it?
No.
He spent them “singing and playing” on Twitter and Facebook complaining about how unfair life is. He joined commie groups and whined about “big corporations and oligarchs” and fretted about how much Jeff Bezos pays in taxes every year. Sitting in his mom’s house, jaundiced and butt-hurt, marinating in envy juice like a pasty worm at the bottom of a tequila bottle.
Failed pussy communist screams for free stuff. Like a baby.
The ANTS (responsible, hardworking men) have spent the last 13 years working, gaining skills, building a career, and accumulating wealth and assets through labor and investing.
Now the communist pussy grasshopper is upset he’s approaching middle-age and his sad life is a shambles and he owns nothing. He lashes out and blames “oligarchs” and “monopolies” for grabbing all the money and hiding it in a hole somewhere.
He looks around panicked and sees he is a failure getting left behind and sees OTHER people have stuff. Stuff he wants. So he demands it be taken from them and given to losers and bums like him.
His socialist pea brain will never admit he’s just a lazy bum who was handed everything and accomplished nothing, so it HAS to be someone else’s fault. Some shadowy “oligarchs” running around grabbing up all the money and “hoarding” it.
Communist wasted YEARS running around getting pictures with other failed and useless commie bums.
He doesn’t understand what wealth is, how it is created or even what money and inflation are. He was a dummy Poli Sci major who has been brainwashed by Bernie Sanders and his tales of communism. He lives in the greatest, easiest time in history in one of the richest countries in the world and he STILL can’t get his shit together.
Of course, even Bernie Sanders was smart enough to amass three houses and a cushy government job doing nothing for the last 40 years. Poor Clayton still lives with mom and doesn’t even have an apartment or a real job. So sad.
Even the dumb BIRD in my backyard managed to build his own nest and leave his mommy. Even the SQUIRREL in my yard managed to save some nuts up for the winter, and he has a brain the size of a walnut and no opposable thumbs.
What’s your excuse for being unable to outperform a fucking BIRD? LOL. You sad sack of shit. You cosplay cowboy. You communist capon.
As I looked at this ridiculous shit, it occurred to me that this is basically a metaphor for his entire life: one big, long pizza party on someone else’s dime.
To wit:
Brought up as an only child living in upper-middle class Georgetown. Would visit grandpa in Lampasas a couple times a month and pet the goats. Mom and Dad spent about $80,000 to send him to school for a worthless PoliSci degree. Lollygagged around Asia on someone else’s dime for a few years and paid a bunch of (probably inherited from grandpa) money on “publishing a book” and being a “world traveler,” lol.
Came back to Lampasas and has lived in mom’s house for the last 10 years. Ran for office a bunch of times and got destroyed every time. Started a bunch of grifting non-profits that are merely websites that beg for money. Reposts two or three tweets a year from the “Trade Justice Education Fund” and then claims to be a “fair trade” negotiator. Now grifting tens of thousands off of lonely old ladies so he can drive around the state with a baby beluga eating Panda Express and having pizza parties in Austin.
I’ll post some of the more hilarious lies and pearls of wisdom here for posterity’s sake. I want to be able to refer back to all this after his campaign implodes and he is found ineligible to hold the position of Ag Commissioner. If you want to be nauseated by mountains of bullshit, then go ahead and listen for yourself.
Transcript with my comments in red:
1:27 – Interviewer: “Clayton has some deep roots in ranching heritage. He’s a fifth generation Texan rancher and he’s currently managing his family’s ranch near Lampasas where you have cattle, goats, geese. What else?”
Clayton Ducker: “We have some chickens. Every year I tell myself, let’s get more chickens. And then I’m like, I’ll do it. I’ll do it next time. And then we have massive egg prices.”
[He is NOT a fifth-generation rancher. He also just admitted he was too lazy to take advantage of high egg prices and grow his chicken flock. Shocker. I brought this up long ago and asked why he didn’t produce eggs if egg prices were so high. We have our answer: plain laziness]
1:53 – Clayton: “For cows, we have also a mix. So, we have standard cows. We’re experimenting with miniature cows. Yeah. The Highlands cow. Pre-Covid you could have gotten a Highlander for like (that’s the fluffy one) for like 700 bucks. Now they’re six grand or $7,000. Uh we don’t quite have…we’re not that we’re not that level of ranch. Okay. We’re a little bit more working class.”
[You are not ANY level of ranch except “hobby ranch” – and you are CERTAINLY not ‘working class,’ as evidenced by the fact you can galivant around Texas doing nothing for seven months while you sponge off your mom for a place to live. Also, mom and dad bought SEVERAL of those Herefords last year for you, and they are well over $1,500 each. Tell me again that you aren’t a silver-spoon pussy, please]
2:38 – Interviewer: “Uh he also works with the trade justice education fund as a fair trade policy advocate. Is that that is correct?”
Clayton: “So like 80% of farmers and ranchers, I have to have an off-farm income to pay for fences and to pay for everything else as we’re really rebuilding uh the family ranch and I do that through making sure our trade policies are fair because a lot of international trade has been a giant corporate scam.”
[This is one of my favorite long-running fables of his: that he sits in a room somewhere and “makes sure our trade policies are fair” – as if the White House sends Clayton Tucker drafts of all their trade policies and asks for his input. LOL! He has NEVER explained what he does for the Trade Justice Education Fund. But I HAVE proven that it is extremely unlikely he is paid much at all for reposting 2 or 3 TJEF tweets per year. Also DAD pays for the tractors and ‘ranch’ equipment with the salary he makes from Firefly as an engineer.]
4:13 – Interviewer: “Well, you’re swimming upstream. I like what you’re saying. You want to make the rancher and farmer have more control and bring bring prices down, I’m assuming, and quality of food. But isn’t it too late now to do something like that?”
[This is one of the best piles of shit ever…brace yourselves. The interviewer is saying basically “isn’t it too hard and the job too big and the interests too entrenched for you to ever really change anything? You’re ‘swimming upstream’ – in other words, how is an inexperienced little boy who lives with mom going to change the world. LOL. Clayton’s answer is gold…]
Clayton: “It’s like the what’s the quote? The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, but the next best time is today. Okay. So I would say anything worthwhile in life is always swimming upstream. And it doesn’t have to be politics. I mean going to the gym, you know, getting fit, being a rancher, being a rancher, raising kids, like it’s all everything.”
[BAHAHAHAHA! Clayton has never done ANY of those things. Has NEVER raised kids and never will. Has NEVER gotten fit at the gym. Has NEVER been a real rancher. His life is a life of leisure. He ADMITS he never gets up before the sun! He lives with his mom and has been driving around spinning his wheels for SEVEN MONTHS without actually working. Tell me again how hard your life is, you deluded cunt!]
[It gets even better….]
4:57 – Clayton Tucker massive pile of bullshit: “In my mind, there are two groups of folks. There are the folks who have to work for a living and then there are folks who simply don’t. So for me like I wasn’t born with a (I made this I was talking with this um the IBW chapter and Waco yesterday. IBW that’s electrical workers) I cracked the joke that you know I wasn’t born with a platinum spoon in my mouth. I was born with a steel wrench in my hand. And those are the kind of folks that we’re here to represent. The folks who like the moment I was old enough to wear my first pair of boots, my granddaddy is like, “Okay, you can go haul hay now. Yeah, you can go feed the sheep. You can go feed the goats or the cows or whatnot.” So, there are folks who have to work to make a living. And that’s 80, 90, 95, 99% of us. And then there are folks who to be frank about it, they don’t have to do a damn thing. They’re just sitting around.”
[Excuse me while I vomit in the toilet. The boy who has spent 35 years jerking off being a “political organizer” and who has no real employment except retweeting TJEF posts twice a year is telling us he is a “working man” because he did a few normal chores in grandpa’s back yard when he was 10 years old. Holy shit. Clayton Tucker is the most SHAMELESS fucking liar on planet earth. Also, only 62.4% of the country actually works. Not “80, 90, 95, 99% you clown. And you are DEFINITELY not one of them.]
The new personas are coming fast and furious these days! It used to take him eight or ten months to switch gears from fake cowboy to fake farmer to fake rancher.
Now he’s going from fake tough guy to fake rock star and televangelist in mere days…
Bandera has a population of about 900. LOL. Totally worth the five hours of driving, right comrade?? Kerr County voted 77% for Trump.
Yes, I’m sure these octogenarians are fretting non-stop about “data centers.” Most of these people won’t even be alive when the AI era gets kicked off for real in a few years. They should be spending time with their grandkids and playing golf instead of wasting their last precious moments listening to a shambolic rube with a mildewed brain blabber about “data centers.”
“Crowds” lol. Notice in all these photos, the shot gets tighter and tighter to hide the lack of people there. If Baby Beluga was honest and stood at the back of the room to take her staged photos, you’d see the “energetic crowd” is just 5 or 6 lonely old people who are there for the free cheese and crackers.
The guy in front is struggling to put his glasses on and the old lady in the back probably raised her gnarled hand and asked if pudding and milk will be served afterwards.
Christ, how pathetic.
But that doesn’t stop the deluded and retarded unemployed socialist from thinking he is a dynamic, in-demand and beloved rock star who will “see you next time!” when he tours the area. BAHAHAHAHAHA!! Absolutely hilarious.
He never answers the first question because he hates both America AND Israel. He supports communism first. He’s an envious little socialist who wants to see the country burn. He is in favor of open borders and ‘free’ shit for anyone who waltzes into the country from any old third-world shit hole.
Wow! What a Man of the People! He has not taken any “major” PAC money. Of course, that’s like Bruce Haywood bragging that he has never cheated on his wife. AIPAC would never offer a penny to a four-time loser and tiny little ink smudge like Clayton Tucker anyways. Neither would any other “real” PAC out there. They would just be setting their money on fire, considering Clayton Tucker doesn’t even qualify for the position of Ag Commissioner.
So bragging you haven’t taken money from them is easy to do since it will never be offered. Just like no female in her right mind would want to fuck a slob like Bruce Haywood.
He may as well promise not to campaign using a private jet either.
But he HAS taken a bunch of PAC money. So he’s a liar anyways….
Of course, those PACs are run by Clayton himself and filled with money he grifted previously under different auspices. Still a PAC. Still a liar.
This was a big issue many years ago and is now pretty much solved by Nextlink and Starlink and other free-market satellite-based companies, but Comrade Clayton (always fighting a battle from 5 years ago that is already won by the free market) is apparently unaware of Nextlink and Starlink. Either that, or his hatred of Elon Musk precludes him from seeing this very simple solution.
His latest puddle of word diarrhea is filled with the usual lies, hyperbole, omissions and downright bullshit. Let’s tear it apart, shall we? Then I’ll instruct Comrade Clayton on how to get great Internet so he can stop crying like a pussy over this once and for all.
Comrade Clayton starts off with a bullshit story about a 911 call from “several years ago” and throws in the word “ain’t” one time to PROVE to you he’s just a southern-fried rube with cotton-picking grandparents.
Jebediah Clampett Tucker – the squirrel eater. Circa 1800
He likes to paint himself as a “rural dude” and “rancher,” but he is neither. He grew up in Georgetown and only came to Lampasas in 2016 after failing at life because he needed to live in mom’s house.
So there is plenty of coverage. If some dumb fuck hits a fiber line with a backhoe, that is not the GOP’s fault. That is just life, brother. Shit happens and you roll with it. Unless, of course, you are an only child and momma’s boy who still lives at home and has never faced any hardships in your entire life. Then you lose your shit and go upstairs to tweet demands for free shit all day long.
If you own a BIG BUSINESS (Clayton does not) where uninterrupted Internet is VITAL to your bottom line, you are free to pay a little more for Starlink and get very reliable speeds of about 100 mbs. There is absolutely NOTHING stopping anyone from doing that, thanks to a guy Clayton has deluded himself into thinking is Hitler. But his delusions are his own problem, not ours OR the GOPs. So again….fuck off if you’re boycotting Starlink. You have only yourself to blame for your own stupidity and delusions.
You see, a pussy immediately cries for “big government” to give him “free stuff” to fix everything and powder his ass and put a clean diaper back on for him. A real man finds a solution himself.
(Or maybe just move on back to the “big city” of Georgetown, you silly twat. Oh right: mom doesn’t have a house there for you to live in anymore. My bad.)
So, I looked at alternatives! The free market and capitalism have provided many. Nextlink refused to let me use a mast I already have on my house for a cell signal booster and they wanted to mount a tripod and dish on my roof. Fuck that. I never let ANYONE put holes in my roof for anything. Just a hang-up I have. I also didn’t want to shell out $500 or $600 for Starlink startup costs.
I ultimately settled on a half-assed jerry rig with an AT&T hockey puck thing. I have no clue how it works, nor do I care. I pay $90 per month and get great speeds – here is today’s speed measurement….
Enough for our family to use whatever devices we want simultaneously. End of story. If I had a BUSINESS and Internet was EXTREMELY important, I’d have shelled out the $$$ for Starlink. New end of story.
But those solutions require you to open your wallet and put in some effort. Piece of shit socialists like Clayton Tucker refuse to do either of those, so he’s left throwing tantrums like an infant for “free stuff” from Daddy Big Gov, like a 22-year-old single welfare mom.
Comrade Clayton uses very old data to “prove” his points while ALSO moving the goal posts from “internet access” to “access at ADEQUATE SPEEDS“! OH! So what constitutes “adequate,” you disingenuous clown??
“Just there for the photo op?” You mean like this?
Yes, Starlink is generally considered very easy to set up, requiring minimal technical expertise. The process involves finding a clear view of the sky, plugging in the dish, connecting to the Starlink app, and allowing the dish to find satellites.
Here’s a more detailed breakdown:
1. Finding a Clear View: Use the Starlink app’s “Check for Obstructions” tool to identify a location with an unobstructed view of the sky. 2. Mounting the Dish: Starlink kits come with a kickstand for ground placement, or you can opt for roof or pole mounts. 3. Plugging In: Connect the dish to a power source and plug in the cable. 4. Connecting to the App: Use the Starlink app to guide you through the setup process. 5. Auto-Alignment: The Starlink dish automatically aligns itself to connect with satellites.
6. Setting Up Wi-Fi: Use the app to name your Wi-Fi network and set a password. 7. Initial Delay: Allow a few minutes for the dish to connect and the software to download updates. 8. Potential Initial Slowdown: Be aware that speeds might be slower for the first 12 hours as the system optimizes its connection.
Surely, a super-smart college-educated socialist can manage this? The $500 initial fee shouldn’t be a problem either since you are out there buying brand-new 2025 fagmobiles with no problem whatsoever.
You’re welcome. Now please stfu about the Internet and find something useful to do, you useless turd.
Another day, another 3,000-mile-round-trip junket to another socialist shithole city. First it was Seattle…now San Francisco.
Now, why would a rancher in Lampasas go to San Francisco for “work”? Was he visiting the fudge packers? Whoops, I mean the MEAT packers. Seems odd for a “rancher” with only 18 goats to fly to San Francisco for “work.” I mean, he HAS told us for the last 3 years that he is a fifth-generation rancher – so what other “work” could he be talking about??
Actually, it is impossible for “Big Business” to “overrule the will of the people” in a free market. If you don’t like what they are selling, don’t buy it, fucko.
AGAIN with the blue shirt? Did some handsome young boy tell you once that it was “your color” or something?
There are a lot of big words up there. Words like “algorithm accountability” and “building EVs” and “data privacy.” One thing is for sure – Comrade Clayton knows ZERO about any of that shit he listed. He’s just a commie grifter who lives with mom and pretends to be a rancher on grandpa’s land every now and then.
I suspect he goes to shit like this to feel important for a day or two. Maybe forget about the abject failure his REAL life is. Out in SF, he can tell all the fawning college boys he’s a “Texas rancher” and those dummies will never know better.
But of greater interest to me is that he calls this “work.” Most people, when they say “I have to travel for work” it implies they have a real job that, like, COMPENSATES them for their time and energy, with money and stuff.
Trade Justice Fund = bunch of idiot 20-somethings still wearing Covid masks.
Not Comrade Clayton. He gets $0.00 for all this gallivanting around to Seattle and San Francisco. How do I know this?
Well, first of all, Trade Justice Education Fund is a tiny pissant organization that has only been around about three years – and they only have 306 followers on Twitter. Highly unlikely they can afford tons of paid positions.
Secondly, everyone on the Team Bios page has a real title like President, Treasurer, Senior Advisor, Director of Operations, Organizing Director, etc. But poor Comrade Clayton is just a “Program Associate,” which sounds a lot to me like “unpaid intern” or “useful douchebag who will work for nothing.”
Finally, a quick look at the non-profit tax filings of his latest grifter organization shows us that NOBODY gets paid, according to their tax filings!
The list of top seven people in charge of the organization (Part VII, page 7) shows ALL of them receive ZERO compensation, benefits or salaries.
Part IX line 7 lists “other salaries and wages” – ZERO DOLLARS all across the board!
Also, Schedule O states specifically: “No one on the board of directors received any financial compensation from the organization directly or indirectly.“
So…..
If the Trade Justice Education Fund’s tax filings show ZERO expense for salaries/benefits/compensation over and over again, then there is NO WAY they could be paying Comrade Clayton a thin dime for all of his “work.” Either that, or they lied on their tax filings.
Q.E.D.
P.S. – also, Comrade Clayton is STILL petrified of a cold virus – despite being “vaxxed” and “boosted” multiple times! What a complete pussy. You can see the mask draped over his arm while he inexplicably takes a picture of himself taking a picture.
