Yes, Potato Head Stephanie Fitazharris, These Kids Are Pussies

“It has come to my attention”. Jesus lady, you really think you’re in charge of the planet, don’t you? A year and a half of telling everyone to wear a mask and get vaccinated and generally playing a mini-Hitler douche will do that to a person, I guess.

Hedge a bet? I think you mean MAKE a bet, idiot. Middle-aged potato-head cow trying to sound cool and failing badly. You HEDGE a bet by taking some secondary action to lock in profit on the original bet, dipshit.

I’m sorry, but kids in the 18-22yo age group have about 250,000-1 odds of dying from Covid. Their chances of dying in a car crash are about 50 times higher. Therefore, if you are in the 18 to 22yo age group and scared to go outside without a piece of cloth on your face (which has been PROVEN to be useless), that means you are clinging to a security blanket – and are therefore a pussy.

Young adults don’t need security blankets or teddy bears. Unless, of course, they are actually pussies.

Any college kid wearing a mask SHOULD be berated and mocked. Because they are definitely being a pussy. If some kid was walking around in water wings at age 21 because there was one chance in a million that a flood might happen, I’d call him a pussy too.

Let’s face it – sometime you gotta call a pussy a pussy. If I was on a fishing trip and some kid was scared to bait a hook and called it “icky”, he is a pussy. There is simply no other way to put it.

Afraid to run from the house to your car in the rain without an umbrella? Pussy.

Won’t do a shot of whiskey with your boys on a camping trip? Pussy.

Scared to shoot a shotgun? You guessed it…..pussy.

I’d probably throw “doesn’t know how to drive a stick shift” in there, too.

Of course, Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris raised a kid who turned out to be a total pussy, so it is unsurprising she is unable to identify other pussies. Half the reason we are in this Covid mess and people are afraid of their own shadows is because parents like Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris raised a bunch of pussies and unleashed them upon us. Pussies can’t think for themselves – so we have 23-year-old girls driving in cars by themselves with masks on.

Ridiculous.

If your kid has green hair, lives in Oregon, loves communism and whines publicly that he is too stupid/poor/lazy to get “art supplies” on his own at the age of 31, then you have raised a pussy.

If this isn’t a pussy, then I don’t know what is

This is what happens when your idiot mom fills your head with liberal horseshit from a young age and withholds spankings – you think there are no genders and you dress like an androgynous retard….which makes you a pussy.

Pussies cannot use logic. They think that if t-shirts, rocks and bowling balls have no gender, then OBVIOUSLY people don’t either. You REALLY did a number on this kid, Potato Head. Christ.

One final point – proof of vaccination at a football game means absolutely nothing in terms of stopping any spread. We NOW know that the vax isn’t worth a shit. Vaxxholes can still spread the disease AND get sick AND die. So what is the point of getting it? In fact, vaxxholes can carry 250x the viral load of non-vaxxed and it is likely this latest surge is actually CAUSED by vaxxholes taking a “leaky vax” and making things WORSE. You vaxxholes are actually the super-spreaders!!

You know what you call the people who ran out like scared rabbits and got the vaccine even though they were young and healthy and probably already had Covid and recovered and whose natural immunity is FAR STRONGER than the vaccine? People who were willing to trade their freedoms for perceived safety?

That’s right. Pussies.

Local Loony “Life Coach” Now An Expert Gardener

Boy, I am going to LOVE watching this fail spectacularly. Actually, I doubt it will ever get off the ground, but one can hope!

What am I talking about? The latest brain-child of our local locust from Ohio-by-way-of-Austin (and stepmom of Austin libtard Stephanie Fitzharris)….none other than Janet Yoder Kraeff-Crozier-(Thunberg).

She even got a write-up in the Lampasas Dispatch!! [page 2 from 9/1/20]

The name should ring a bell. She’s one of our village idiots who never stops crusading for an expensive and useless recycling program here in Lampasas. She even suggested that the City have giant carbon-spewing garbage trucks travel all over and pick up the trash recyclables because she is apparently too lazy to drive her old crappy jars a few blocks to the City’s current recycling drop off.

She believes in numerology, astrology, psychics and is a failed ‘life coach’. She also thinks autistic children are clairvoyant.

Seriously.

With THOSE credentials, why should we doubt her abilities as a Master Gardener who is going to use City property (and presumably tens of thousands of gallons of free City water) to start a “Community Garden” where she can nag you all about the benefits of healthy eating?

While listening to her prattle on at a City council meeting (go to the 46 minute mark) for about 5 minutes, I finally heard Mike White ask the question that anyone with a brain would have thought of right away:

“How do you plan to contend with the deer?”

BAHAHAHAHAHA. I love it. Mike – you crack me up all the time with your common-sense questions and observations while dealing with morons. Her answer?

“We have a six-foot fence”

Anybody care to break the bad news to her?

Oh Janet. Your feeble brain and libtard schemes endlessly enrage and amuse me at the same time. The Master Gardener was content with a six foot “deer fence”! LOL!

The hare-brained scheme as she described it is going to run her at LEAST $10,000 in start-up funds. Probably more. She has apparently gone begging to the Feds for a grant (just like Mandy Walsh!) but she hasn’t gotten very far. If she can convince some private-sector dummy to hand her $10,000, then more power to her. But I sure as hell hope City council isn’t thinking of giving this nut job a single red cent. It will be a colossal waste, and I’ll howl about it even more than the Azbell Electronics bungling.

I suspect it will look at a LOT like the ‘farm’ the idiot Marxists in the Seattle CHAZ zone built and will last about as long….

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When Marxist retards farm…

I can think of AT LEAST 10 problems with her plan – but I hesitate to write them up here, as I’d prefer to watch this all blow up on its own and not give her any help. But hey, they DO have NINE board members AND a grant writer, according to her. Grab that ‘free’ government money, lady!

Hey, I know: why don’t you ask your annoying step-daughter Stephanie Fitzharris for the money! She’s all about virtue signaling and says that money is no object when it comes to trying to sic a lawyer on me for “slander”. She LOVES to humblebrag on Facebook about her huge house in Lake Travis and her three-week vacations to California and meeting her “neighbor” Owen Wilson. You should ask HER for the dough!

How about it, potato-headed Steph? I think you should cut a check to dear old mom and help her get this doomed disaster project off the ground! I need something to amuse me, and going down to the old volleyball courts to watch Janet make a go of it would provide me with endless entertainment.

Hey dummy: ‘slander’ is spoken. LIBEL is written. However, it’s not libel if it’s true. Go buy a dictionary, you potato headed clown.

It’s “only money”, right? LOL. A lot of rich wives who sit at home gazing at their navel and playing with their inner child talk that way. Why not be a pal and hand Crazy Janet ten grand or so?

Potato-Headed Lib Dunce Stephanie Fitzharris Wrong Yet Again

Shrieking morons suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome would literally cut of their own noses if they thought it helped a tiny bit to get rid of the “racist” and “fascist” Trump.

Exhibit A is Lake Travis imbecile Stephanie Fitzharris. A potato headed clown who often sticks her bulbous melon into Lampasas County Breaking News forums. Even though she lives in Austin.

Back in April, this buffoon thought that Trump should be convicted of “crimes against humanity” for promoting hydroxychloroquine (HCQ) in the fight against Covid. She was agreeing with another shrill, hysterical liberal moron named Tavia Golonski – an Ohio state representative.

Oooohhh…this is serious! Is it? Is it serious, you clown horn? LOL. Never mind the United States isn’t even a member of the International Criminal Court. Potato Head doesn’t care about such trifles. She is ready to throw people in JAIL because she doesn’t agree with them. Typical Marxist retard.

Well, as it turns out it’s a damn good thing that Potato Head Stephanie Fitzharris is not in charge of anything besides her own sad, pathetic life. Because her actions of banning HCQ would result in the deaths of untold thousands:

Turns out HCQ IS very useful in treating Covid. It has also been around for something like 70 years and used safely during that time as a malaria treatment. But hey, Potato Head was shrieking hysterically against it, so she must be right. Here is the raw data.

They write:

“Political opponents defied longstanding scientific and medical consensus to portray HCQ as harmful and Trump as a mortal danger to public health. Flawed and even falsified studies were published and promoted by media outlets eager to discredit Trump, while positive studies were impugned or ignored.”

Potato Head doesn’t care about facts or science. She just hates Trump. Period. If a few tens of thousands of people have to die along the way…oh well. What does she care? Marxists like her have killed hundreds of millions, what are a few more. It’s a shame that morons like this get to vote.

That outfit is the real crime against humanity, Shamu

It’s not really her fault she’s so mentally challenged though. Research shows it’s probably all those cheeseburgers…

**UPDATED 10/21** – Italy provides more proof Fitzharris is a dunce:

Italy sees a 90% reduction in infection rate with HCQ compared to the rest of Italy

Stephanie Fitzharris Is The Type of Marxist Moron We Need Far Less Of

In honor of Memorial Day. Many men have fought and died battling socialist/communist scum of the earth over the last century. Unfortunately, our own country (nay, our own STATE) is now seeing increasing numbers of socialist/commie scum trying to overturn all that has been fought for. Today, we profile one right here in Texas.

Stephanie Fitzharris is an imbecile who frequently shows up on LCBN Facebook discussions. She is somehow related to a local Lampasas locust (Janet Yoder Kraeff-Crozier-Thunberg), which makes complete sense considering how much they both annoy me and how utterly wrong they both are when it comes to economics, liberty, politics, and common sense.

Fitzharris lists herself as “artist mom”, “baseball mom” and “Austinite since 1979”. You can learn a lot from these self labels:

Artist mom: this means she doesn’t work any real job. Relies on husband while she sits at home all day posting on Facebook about how much she loves Bernie Sanders. She stupidly wonders what the big deal is about staying home like a scared rabbit and missing work because of a virus…because she didn’t work BEFORE all of this. Her life has not changed. But she LOVES telling other people to wear masks and listen to her demands. Because she is a useful idiot to the Marxist scum trying to ruin this once-great country.

Baseball mom: annoys every single acquaintance with endless photos of her kid’s baseball games. Better hope the ump doesn’t make the wrong call, or she will sue!! #Karen

Community Activist: Always screaming for Bigger Government and More Free Stuff.

She probably gives out raisins on Halloween, wears a mask in a car by herself, and asks to see the Burger King manager because she didn’t get enough ketchup packets at the drive-thru.

She is ALSO a hypocrite of massive proportions. She is the kind of clown who screamed in righteous indignation about Supreme Court nominee Bret Kavanaugh’s supposed “rape” (despite zero evidence, no corroborating witnesses and a “victim” who was clearly full of shit) YET she is ALL about voting for Joe Biden, whose perverted proclivities towards women and especially children is well documented.

Other nauseating hypocrite scumbags
^^^ Stephanie Fitzharris – artist’s rendition ^^^

Of course, it took the moron Fitzharris many, many tries to settle on Creepy Uncle Joe as her preferred choice. Prior to that, she was gung-ho about every other candidate at some point. Changing her mind like I change my underwear. This shows that she has ZERO ethics or guiding principles short of “gimme free stuff” and a love of Big Gov ordering us peons around and running our lives. She is the ULTIMATE Karen.

These are clearly the rantings of a lunatic who should not be allowed to vote. She should just go ahead and move to San Francisco. If I had my way, middle-aged, bloated-potato-headed, loons like this would be immediately deported to Cuba or Venezuela so they can enjoy their commie paradise. THIS is the face of a #Karen….THIS is the face of Marixism…THIS is the face of a clown who would destroy the last shreds of the Constitution.

I hate freedom. I hate the Constitution. I hate the Second Amendment. I love Big Government. I am Marxist parasite scum. This is my ‘serious’ face.