About a year and a half ago, the LEDC posted some drivel (link to drivel) from a rabid left-wing Marxist from Austin named Stacey Swann.
Stacey Swann is the Kind of Liberal Worm the LEDC is Trying to Entice Here.
I think the gist of the whole thing was the LEDC showing us that hundreds of lefty retards moving to Lampasas wasn’t such a bad thing. Swann tried hard to make her stories sound like we should all just get along! Big City Libtards were going to just move out here and assimilate into Red Country. They’ll say “hello” to the neighbor, tousle the kid’s hair and share a patty melt at the local mom and pop restaurant…or some such horseshit.
I knew right away that was 100% Grade A baloney. I do not STAND for baloney…
Stacey Swann is a raging, far-left liberal. Just like Potato Head Fitzharris and Clayton Tucker. Those animals do not change their stripes. Ever. Even when they are stabbed in the heart and killed by one of their dear “oppressed” diverse street thugs, they say “thank you for ending my life,” like the complete pussies they are.
Since the LEDC was so oblivious, I did the digging for them. The result was a cornucopia of rabid lefty crap on social media from Miss Swann, despite her public writings about all just getting along. She ticked ALL the boxes with her posts: referring to “the insurrection,” sedition, trannies, fascism, racism, white guys are douchebags, forced masking, anti-Second Amendment, BLM, George Floyd, voter ID is racist, etc, etc, etc.
I knew that a ‘woman’ who was THAT big (pun intended) of a lefty could not just bury her inborn envy and bitterness.
She was clearly named after the wrong barnyard animal. Swans are beautiful and graceful. I am renaming her Stacey Pigg – loud, fat and disgusting. I bet she and Potato Head are bosom buddies already. Christ this town is being overrun by libshits in a hurry. Thanks LEDC!!
I was right, of course. Here we are 18 months later and Miss Pigg has joined Comrade Clayton Tucker’s Band of Merry Socialist Morons.
It is no surprise she quickly glommed onto Comrade Clayton Tucker and the rest of the local socialists who spend their days trying to destroy the American way with dirty, filthy, evil socialist bullshit:
Stacey Pigg: “Yeah, I’m just looking to move into a nice little small town and be a reasonable, patriotic red-blooded American. No need to bring up all the Marxist poison and bile I spew daily. That’s why I am joining a group run by rabid lefties who think the border wall is “silly” and “racist,” who say that Austin should be a sanctuary city and who think drag shows for 5-year-olds is a good thing.”
Fuck you Stacey, you kumbaya-singing fraud. You’re in league with the enemy now. I don’t know who the rest of these clowns are (outside of Comrade Clayton and his mommy) but I’ll tell you now I hate you all. I’m going to mock you until you cry…and then mock you for crying.
