Socialist moron – The Original Lampasshole

Fake Water Expert/Real Socialist Moron Wrong Again With Climate Fearmongering

For someone who spends his entire life on the Internet, local socialist (and Chairman of the Lampasas Democrats) Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 TX sure is ignorant about some basic facts that are easily found with a cursory search.

I love how he talks like some 97-year-old grizzled Texan who has “been ’round these here parts ferever! I remember when that there Walmart was the old Smith ranch! Yeppers!”

You’re 32 years old, you retard. Your memory of the creeks goes back about 15 years. Compare that to a few million years of time on a geological scale.

I always find it funny that a kid who can’t find employment or manage to run his own life and live in his own place (instead of with his mom) is worried about what the temperature of the world will be in the year 2120. Talk about having your priorities all screwed up.

There is no real water plan? Wrong. Take a look at this, you cretin:

New reservoir will supply fast-growing North Texas region

Texas’ First Major Reservoir in 30 Years, Bois d’Arc Lake, is Filling Up in North Texas

Luckily, there are MEN in the world who are smart and capable of solving problems – which humans have done for thousands of years. If we all just sat in mom’s upstairs bedroom and complained about imagined impending doom (like socialist Clayton Tucker does), we’d still be in caves and eating berries.

But yeah, let’s listen to the clown who spent one month as a “researcher” when he was 21 years old at some idiotic college summer program. LOL. Talk about padding a thin resume!

You know what else might help our water problems? Stopping the flow of tens of thousands of libtards fleeing liberal states like California and New York. States that have implemented a LOT of the bullshit policies this idiot socialist calls for in Texas. Or maybe stopping the flow of tens of thousands of illiterate and destitute, border-jumping scumbags from Honduras and Nicaragua into Texas, as well.

Oh, and while we’re at it, let’s ship the entire clan of Tucker socialist morons out to Oregon. That will reduce water usage here too!

How did that water fearmongering turn out last time? Oh yeah….

Socialist Farmer and Environmentalist Buys Froot-Loops In Plastic Bags For The Poors.

The elaborate performance piece continues! He is DEFINITELY a retard pretending to be a rancher pretending to be a farmer…or something.

Local socialist and Chairman of the Lampasas Democrats (Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 TX) always makes sure to let everyone know he is a Good Guy. Whether it is photos of him in a useless mask chiding us unmasked swine, getting a useless ‘vaccine’, or poisoning the local blood supply with his ‘vaccine’-tainted blood, Clayton makes SURE to get a photo of it and post it so he can Signal his Virtue!

***I wonder why hunger is on the rise? Bidenflation??***

As usual, Clayton has exposed himself as a hypocrite, a liar and a fraud all at the same time. Perhaps you should stop doing this, Comrade?

#1 – Look at all those plastic bags! You evil sea-turtle choker, you! Where are your re-useable hemp bags, you nit wit? Don’t you know plastic bags are made with OIL?!? You have said REPEATEDLY you want us to be “fossil fuel free” – so what the hell are you doing poisoning the planet with plastic bags!!! You are either so stupid you don’t know where plastic bags come from or you are the biggest hypocrite in Texas.

#2 – Froot-Loops?? BAHAHAHA. Seriously? That is almost the worst shit on the planet for you, when it comes to “nutrition.” Weren’t you recently crying about the Big Cereal Corporations gouging everyone with their greedy price hikes? Yes. Yes you were.

Also – you have told us REPEATEDLY for years now that you are a farmer or rancher….

Why didn’t you bring them some squash or some healthy veggies off of your “farm?” Or maybe some meat from your “ranch?” The farmers’ market is LITERALLY 2 blocks from your mom’s house where you live. But instead of giving up some of your many crops from your “family farm,” you go to HEB and buy them sugary shit like Froot Loops? What an asshole, man.

#3 – You took some photo ops at Janet “Crazier” Crozier’s Community Garden two years ago at exactly the same time you were running for City council.

***“Behind me are my Froot Loop raised beds. They grow on vines!”***

SURELY you are still a member of the garden and growing healthy veggies for the poor. That wasn’t all just a photo op, was it? The community garden is LITERALLY a 3-block walk from your mom’s house where you live. Are you too lazy to go over there and grow veggies when the cameras aren’t around?

I’ll bet you a MILLLLLION DOLLARS that you, in fact, have NOT been back there and have NOT grown a single thing for yourself or “the poor” you are yammering about now.

What a fraud and a piece of shit you are.

Socialists Always Run Out Of Other People’s Money

Gimme gimme gimme…

Socialists like Comrade Clayton Tucker are lazy and filled with envy. They want what others have but do not want to work for it. Unfortunately for Corade Clayton Tucker, he is too short, weak, doughy and effeminate to come to your house and take what he wants by force. A strong wind would knock him over.

So he votes for other scumbags to do it for him and calls it “fairness”.

Comrade Clayton bellyaches about “trickle down capitalism” all the time. He speaks of it derisively and with contempt.

In fact, it is more accurate to describe capitalism as “trickle up”

A business owner first pays salaries. Then rent. Then cost of goods, etc. Only if customers, suppliers, and employees consider themselves to have received a bargain is anything left over for the business owner.

Comrade Clayton has no clue about any of this because he has never run a business or created anything of value in his entire life. Hell, he’s never even had a real JOB!

This is an amazing list: 10 of the 15 richest Americans started their businesses this generation. The other 5 inherited from recent founders. Almost all these businesses brought dramatically better goods to the masses for dramatically lower prices.

Capitalism works!

Even if we confiscated ALL THE WEALTH ON THIS LIST, we could only give each American a mere $3,000. How quickly would the joy of receiving that $3,000 fade upon realizing there were no computers, no discount retail, no cheap energy, no online shopping?

There’s a reason the world’s poor come to America.

Here is the same list, but for European billionaires. More than half of them are heirs or kleptocrats European “equality” is a mirage. Economic mobility is a joke. It has been said that the US has poor, Europe has wards. Remember that when idiots like Comrade Clayton tells you we should copy Europe.

We don’t have a revenue problem. We have a spending problem. We are at the point now where entire Departments of the federal government need to be eliminated. I’d suggest the Departments of Education, Transportation, Homeland Security, Labor, Health and Human Services (HHS) Energy, Housing and Urban Development (HUD) and the EPA for starters.

The 800,000 parasites who work in those departments will need to go find something useful to do.

None of those departments existed prior to 1953 and we got along just fine without them. Those useless parasites cost the country close to $2 TRILLION per year just in direct costs. The indirect costs are likely half of that.

Screw your new taxes, Brandon.

Who Wants To Tell This Moron You Have To WORK First To Collect Social Security?

Local deadbeat and socialist barnacle Clayton Tucker is demanding people get soaked HARDER to fix the Social Security trust fund that has been plundered and drained by Big Government idiots (like Clayton Tucker) over the last few decades….

I’m not sure what’s funnier: the fact it says “Social Security Works!” on the very same page where they are admitting it is nearly insolvent and demanding that SOME people get soaked harder to pay for the entire debacle….

The fact that Clayton Tucker will not even QUALIFY for social security because he hasn’t put in the 10 years of work required to do so.

That’s right, Clayton. You have to WORK first before you can collect – even for Social Security. Seeing as how you turn 32 next month and have literally never had a real job, you better get cracking, shit bird!

I think the very first comment on his post says it best: