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It’s That Time Of Year Again!

No, not that time of year when “a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love,” as Tennyson wrote. Although, you could be forgiven for thinking that after looking at THIS perfect couple….

His excitement over the fact that “the baby is female” is almost palpable! Finally, someone to spend Valentines Day with.

No, it’s the time of year when the socialist chairman of the Lampasas Democratic Party Clayton Tucker (SDEC-24) is approaching his birthday. He’ll be 33 this year, and mom probably asks him every year if THIS is the age he will finally move out of her house and get his own place, like a normal, able-bodied 33-year-old human male.

And every year, Comrade Clayton Tucker (SDEC-24) gets defensive and posts a lot of garbage on social media SHOWING mom why it’s just impossible for him to let go of her apron strings:

[Of course, if Comrade Clayton had gotten a real job after he graduated high school FIFTEEN YEARS AGO, he’d be making far more than $15/hr by now. But we’ll ignore that for the moment]

Yes, because Comrade Clayton DESERVES a two-bedroom apartment for himself. You expect him to live in a STUDIO?? Or to get a roommate? Are you crazy? He’s an important modern thinker and influencer. He can’t be expected to live like that! Plus he needs a spare room for his caprine girlfriend in the photo.

What a spoiled little asshole. After I graduated college, I shared an apartment with THREE other slobs for the next four years to save money. I slept on a mattress on the floor because I didn’t see the point in wasting money on a bed. I drove an ’86 Honda Accord for over 14 years. We split the cable, electric and phone bills (no cell phones back then) four ways also. It saves a TON of money.

But then again, you’d need to find three friends who aren’t goats. A tall order for this socialist loser.

Why not post a map of “states where someone making $7/hr can afford a mansion”? Or a map of states where someone making $57/hr can afford a private jet”? These are all arbitrary and capricious parameters Comrade Clayton has pulled from his ass. I’m guessing he does this every year to convince his mother (and himself) that it’s not HIM who is a lazy bum, but those evil, greedy landlords who charge too much and work bosses who pay too little. He is the victim here, dammit!

Except, as usual, his $15/hr number is WAY behind the times. Probably because he has never actually searched for a real job in the private sector. Here is what I found on the Internet in an eight-second search:

Amazing! The FREE MARKET is offering WAY MORE than the minimum wage! Howboutdat?

Fucking POPEYE’S is paying over $21 an hour! That works out to $42,000 per year. If you are conservative with your finances and only spend 1/3 of your income on rent, you are limited to $1,166 per month for housing.

Gee…I wonder if I can spend another 8 seconds and find something for Comrade Clayton to rent….

Oh lookie there! Plenty of shit available with room to spare! Are they opulent? Are they glamorous? Fuck no. But they will suffice until you prove yourself at your job and work your way up the ladder.

But all of that is WAY too much work for a worshipper of Bernie Sanders. Much easier to just crawl back into mommy’s womb and live in her upstairs bedroom until she dies and you can inherit the house, right?

Local Socialist Cockroach Who Has Never Had a Job or Run Any Business is Now an Expert On Wages

Clayton Tucker of Lampasas was sent to college (paid for by his parents) for the princely sum of around $80,000 for a worthless degree in “International Relations”. He has done absolutely nothing with his life in the TEN YEARS since then except ‘work’ at lame political groups like “Ground Game Texas” hand out campaign literature for OTHER socialist cockroach losers like Beto O’Rourke, Greg Casar and Julie Oliver.

He will be 32 years old next month and still lives with his parents without a real job. He pretends to be a rancher, a farmer and a cowboy. He is actually none of these things.

He is a bum.

Like all socialist bums, he has no clue how anything works but thinks he is an expert. He reposts complete rubbish on social media all day long – usually during working hours, like he did today around noon….

Clayton posting garbage at noon on a work day

Clayton Tucker has never worked in a McDonald’s. I doubt he would qualify. The manager would look at the giant blank sheet of paper he calls a resume and laugh at him.

Clayton Tucker has never owned a McDonald’s restaurant or employed a single person in his life in ANY capacity. He has created ZERO jobs in his entire shitty life at ANY wage, let alone a “livable” one.

Clayton Tucker does not own any stock in McDonald’s, I would be willing to wager.

So the first question is: why the FUCK do you care what a company pays any of its workers? It is none of your business. If you don’t like the wages they (supposedly) pay, then don’t work there, don’t eat there, and don’t own stock in the company. End of story.

Short of that? Shut the fuck up about it. It doesn’t affect you in the least. You literally cannot even take care of yourself, so stop worrying about people who choose to work at McDonald’s for the prevailing wage. That pimply teen handing out Big Macs is ten times the man you will ever be. Don’t question his choices. A bum and a loser like yourself is not allowed to question the work choices of anybody else.

The second point is this: there are TONS of entry-level jobs around for more than $9 an hour RIGHT NOW. Clayton Tucker wouldn’t know this because he has never actually looked for gainful employment. Instead, he likely waits for mom to throw him some gas money if he goes and mows the lawn at grandpa’s property, which Clayton calls “being a rancher”.

Here is a post from the Lampasas County Breaking News page literally from TODAY!!!

Highly motivated? You can count Clayton Tucker out of that one! He is not a morning person, by his own admission. He’d rather sit at mom’s house and bitch online all day about how unfair wages are in the United States compared to his Nordic utopias. So, literally about two miles from Clayton’s parent’s house is a job available for 55% higher than the $9 he is whining about.

Last year, our very own LEDC told us there were piles of jobs out there paying $20 and $30 an hour! How many did you apply for, Clayton? Oh that’s right. None of them. You twat.

Thirdly: if Denmark is so fucking awesome, why don’t you move there? Oh that’s right: their immigration policies are highly restrictive. You couldn’t go live there even if you wanted to. They are also 96% white and don’t have millions of illiterate Honduran and Haitian riff-raff illegally entering their country every year sucking them dry and driving crime through the roof. Denmark is about 85% smaller than just the state of Texas. They are very small, homogenous, and don’t really allow anyone else to crash the border and ruin their country. So there is that. Not even CLOSE to the situation here in the U.S.

Fourth: Taxes in Denmark are outrageous. That $22 you think you are making will be whittled down considerably by the time you pay for all that welfare. Turns out it will be more like $10, after taxes. There is no such thing as a free lunch – even in your beloved Denmark.

While handing over 55% of what you earn so a bunch of government retards can take care of you from cradle to grave might sound awesome to a frightened, lazy pussy like Clayton Tucker, it sounds like a ripoff to me. No thanks. I want to make my own way in the world. Go fuck yourself.

Fifth: Those same massive taxes stifle innovation, creativity and business creation. Even wonder why every awesome thing on the planet is invented in the United States? The Internet, Apple, Google, Facebook, Netflix, Microsoft, YouTube, cell phones and every other kick ass invention on the planet comes from us…not Denmark. Danes are too busy sitting around smoking cigs, drinking coffee and shitting on capitalism to actually create anything worth a damn.

Sixth: Not every McDonald’s employee makes $9. I’m sure there are plenty who make triple that as managers. It’s called “working your way up” and it is a foreign concept to lazy socialist twats like Clayton Tucker who think they should be paid $100,000 on their first day of work, despite having zero skills or brains.

In closing…

No matter what the job is or where in the world it is, when you first start out you are low man on the totem pole. You eat some shit, prove yourself and work your way up. THAT is how you get ahead in life. People who think they are above all that are the ones who are the losers in life and end up living in mom’s upstairs bedroom….like Clayton Tucker.

Should Clayton Tucker Be Charged With Sedition?

It sure looks like Clayton Tucker is spreading seditious and inciteful rhetoric on his public webpage.

Pocahontas talking about the Constitution? You make me laugh.

Wow. So Elizabeth Warren (a sitting Senator who took an oath to uphold the Constitution yet shits on it whenever she can) is saying that even though the Supreme Court, comprised of the finest legal minds on the planet (ha ha – except Sotomayor!) has decided the Constitutionality of this issue, she refuses to accept the outcome of a perfectly legal and fair debate?

Now where have I heard that before? Oh right…the current January 6th witch hunt and clown parade that is still going on about “refusing to accept results”.

Seems very seditious to me. Especially the ominous “we’re not going back – not EVER”. It sounds like speech that tends toward rebellion against the established order.

It also sounds like subversion of the Constitution and incitement of discontent toward, or insurrection against, established authority – which is the exact definition of sedition. Comrade Clayton Tucker is helping to spread this seditious rhetoric to his 4000 followers as a public figure. Clayton is also an admitted socialist. This means he is actively working AGAINST the U.S. Constitution at all times.

In the old days, before our great country turned pussy, seditious commie scumworms (like Clayton Tucker) were dealt with properly. Now we have ungrateful little assholes (like Clayton Tucker) publicly endorsing socialism while enjoying the benefits of a free-market, capitalist Constitutional Republic from the comfort of his mom’s upstairs bedroom.

In the past, socialist bum Clayton Tucker has been quick to smear sitting members of Congress as traitors when they weren’t:

I’m not sure what Ted Cruz actually did to warrant Clayton Tucker writing such libelous garbage on a public website. I think it was “something, something, January 6th, something something insurrection, something”.

But Ted Cruz is still in the Senate and is one of the staunchest defenders of the Constitution.

So perhaps we have a bit of projection here? Clayton Tucker is actually the one posting speech that sounds seditious to me.

Also, it is clear yet again that his parents wasted their $80,000 by sending Clayton to Southwestern University for that “International Relations” degree, because he doesn’t understand the first fucking thing about the Constitution.

The federal government has 18 enumerated powers in Article I, Section 8 of the Constitution. That’s it. They are listed HERE.

If something is NOT listed there (abortion, for example), then by the TENTH AMENDMENT: “The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.“

Roe V. Wade was a shitty decision back in the 70s. They got it wrong. Abortion is a STATE ISSUE. Period. The Supreme Court now says so. The Constitution is the supreme law of the land. By joining Warren and spreading rhetoric like this, you are encouraging citizens to subvert the Constitution – a seditious act.

I’m not sure why Clayton is so up-in-arms about this anyways. You have to actually talk to a girl, then date her a bit before you can knock her up. I see no possibility of any of that in Comrade Clayton’s future.

Or, maybe as a woke liberal idiot who thinks males can get pregnant and menstruate, Clayton is worried about getting pregnant himself? Don’t worry, buddy. All your woke gender beliefs violate established science. O’Rourke can inseminate you as much as he wants with no danger of a baby.