Socialist douchebag – The Original Lampasshole

Starbucks and School Lunch Debt

Spotted recently in Lampasas Rubberneckin News…..

Amen brother! A good person WOULD do that.

You know what the OPPOSITE kind of person would do? A shitty person? A douchebag? A complete and total asswipe?

He’d preach nonstop about how horrible the Evil Big Corporations (like Starbucks) are, but then ignore local Mojo or Alamo and instead run right over to THAT SAME evil Starbucks to buy his $12 latte with frothed semen on top….

Then he would lie to everyone in public and tell them he TRIED to pay off a “sizeable chunk” of local school lunch debt but the school “refused to accept our check” when he actually did nothing of the sort, according to multiple school district workers.

And THEN when he gets busted for lying and gets an opportunity to make it right and go through with actually making the payment, he goes silent and cowers in mom’s house pretending none of that ever happened.

Oh, and THEN a few months later, he complains there isn’t enough “free” food for children – even though he has no children himself and doesn’t pay any property taxes to chip in because he lives with his mom.

THAT is what a true ass hat would do.

Local Socialist Nerd Trying To Rent Out Daddy’s Truck For Pictures.

Holy shit. God is smiling upon me yet again. When you live with mom, don’t have a real job, can’t sell any goats off your “ranch” and generally suck at everything, you do this.

Behold…..RED THUNDER!!!

You can rent Dad’s truck for any occasion!

Wait a sec. Rent? Shouldn’t you be providing this service for free, as a socialist? You want free medical care, free college and free everything else – yet you are trying to make a buck of Dad’s truck?

What an asshole.

Local socialist parasite Clayton Tucker (Chairman of the Lampasas Democrats and promoter of child mutilation and who is in favor of exposing 6-year-olds to porn) has figured out a way to mooch off Dad yet another way. Mom and Dad already let Clayton live in their upstairs bedroom at 208 S Western, but now Dad is letting Clayton use his car to try and charge people for pictures.

Clayton even hired himself once for a photoshoot – trying to give the impression he actually owns a cool car. In reality, it belongs to his daddy….

***I’m a big boy wancher! See daddy??***

Holy shit is that sad.

What’s odd is that Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 claims to be a “fifth-generation rancher” but his dad is the owner of Pontiac Plus…and has been for a very long time. So dad cannot be a “fourth-generation rancher,” he’s a gear head – which must make his son’s complete ineptitude with tools even more painful to bear.