Remember folks, if you want your kids to be the most ruthless Easter egg hunters ever, listen to me carefully:
The secret is to bypass all the obvious eggs in the near vicinity and sprint like a fugitive to the farthest edge of the yard where all the slow/dumb/small kids AREN’T and clean house out there, methodically making your way back to the pack of losers at the front who all fought over only 40% of the eggs.
This maximizes your per-capita egg haul.
It’s simple math.