Clearly Loose Haywire is a schizophrenic. One day he says one thing, and a few days later, a completely different (albeit equally retarded) persona appears to yammer about shit that directly contradicts what Personality #1 said previously.
His family should really have him institutionalized. Mentally ill people should not be allowed to vote, either.
A few months ago (as gas was hitting $4.50 a gallon), Loose Haywire sputtered and spit all over himself with indignation and informed us that it was NOT Brandon’s fault gas prices were skyrocketing higher – it was the “greedy corporations”, as usual.
In the old days, Loose Haywire would have been right about this. Presidents DIDN’T have much to do with gas prices. Except Dementia Joe is different. Dementia Joe has declared war on fossil fuels repeatedly, because Dementia Joe is in the pocket of the Chinese and the commies. He has shut down pipelines and curtailed oil and gas leasing and permitting. That is a fact. Everybody knows it. Dementia Joe also signed $1.9 TRILLION of spending into law, which created inflation EVERYWHERE – including gasoline. This is also a fact.
Hell, FIVE DAYS ago, Brandon’s Treasury Secretary (an annoying a dim-witted gnome named Janet Yellen) declared war on fossil fuels AGAIN! Why is the Treasury Secretary even commenting on fossil fuels since it has ZERO to do with her job? Good question. Brandon’s administration is filled with know-nothing zealots who want to destroy fossil fuels and America.
But even retarded Dementia Joe knows that high gas prices will eventually be his undoing since people feel that pain once a week at the pumps. So Dementia Joe had to DO SOMETHING to paper over his mess until the elections in November. What Dementia Joe did is raid our Strategic Petroleum Reserves to artificially suppress oil prices for a little bit. This is the stockpile we keep in case the shit hits the fan so our military will not be caught short on fuel.
The SPR has been drained of hundreds of millions of barrels of oil over the last couple months. This is also a fact.
There’s just one thing, the price of gas at the pump is still up 76% since Biden was elected…
Oh, and we’re also in a recession now – which destroys demand. Another reason prices have eased a bit. Congratulations, Brandon! Your economy is in recession! Haywire probably doesn’t even realize this, because he doesn’t have a job and lives off the government.
If Loose Haywire understood a single thing about how the world works, he’d know this. But Bruce Haywire never leaves his house except to go buy sacks of Whataburger and Krab Kingz. His entire existence is made possible by receiving government checks – because Bruce Haywire does not work at all. Bruce Haywire lives off the taxpayer as a parasite. He sleeps all day and stays up all night watching CNN and posting anti-American garbage on Facebook.
He ALSO now claims that Brandon IS responsible for gas prices, after all! Now that they have gone down, Loose Haywire gives all glory to Dementia Joe, the Almighty!
Oh, so now Brandon DID do that? Amazing! I wonder which quasi-retarded Loose Haywire persona we will see next week!
Too bad inflation is STILL raging everywhere…
P.S. – tomorrow marks five weeks since weaponized FBI agents raided Trump’s house. He still walks free. How you like that, Loose Haywire? I guess all those “nuclear secrets” he was going to sell to the Russians weren’t really there after all.
