Truly, his idiocy and hypocrisy knows no bounds….
You see, Comrade Clayton the socialist rails against “rich CEOs” and “oligarchs” to his masses on social media when it’s time to bilk old ladies out of their social security checks.
But when he has a chance to patronize a mom and pop coffee store OR a Starbucks, he goes with the giant mega corporation with the wildly overpaid CEO.
Not the first time he’s done this either….
Socialist Bodaggit Who Hates Big Corporations Strolls Around His Commie BBQ Sipping Large Starbucks.
So, the sequence of events for his grifting is:
#1 – Go on social media and bash “greedy corporations” and “greedy CEOs” and “oligarchs” over and over.
#2 – Lie to little old ladies that you are going to “fight them” somehow (this part is never explained).
#3 – Collect money from gullible and lonely little old ladies for this “fight” you are going to have.
#4 – Rake in $40,000 but then refuse to actually pay your campaign staff (of one person) a decent living wage and benefits.
#5 – Far from “fighting them” you instead hand thousands and thousands of dollars over to Apple and Starbucks (and many others!) because you like the finer things in life but you are too lazy to acquire them by honest work in the private sector.
Rinse and repeat until next year when you are disqualified to run for Ag Commissioner.
What a total fucking scumbag.
The fake trust fund rancher will say
“He’s fighting for you,” all the way
But he don’t give two fucks
Spends money on Starbucks
And watches that make him MORE gay
I finally figured out who this dumb asshole reminds me of with his ridiculous, giant fake cowboy hat costume.
Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber….
Yes, that purpose is handing over their social security checks to the grifter Clayton Tucker!