Rhonda Witcher – The Original Lampasshole

Rhonda Witcher Gets The Shaft

That doesn’t think what you think it means.

It means that Comrade Clayton was already slurping on Robert O’Rourke’s left nut and Haywood had the right in HIS mouth. All that was left for Rhonda was the shaft.

From today’s Radiogram:

There was a lot of noise, and when Beto came out and started his usual campaign speech it was surprisingly mute from hecklers. That appeared to be mostly because there was little to heckle. Most of what he said was hard to disagree with, even for the other side. When the event was over, comments we heard were something like: “That was pretty middle of the road” or “That was a very measured speech” etc. At any rate, it was inspirational and a clear victory event for his supporters, and at least a peaceful event for all. The Campaign that started with Beto O’Rourke far in the distance in this reddest of red states, now has him still behind, but only by single digits.

OH really, Rhonda? The other side thinks his stances are hard to disagree with? LOL. OK. More likely, all those fake comments from the article were just the usual voices in your own empty skull as you hobbled around the room trying to get a good position on your knees between the other sycophants.

I imagine most non-Democrats were at work yesterday afternoon, and thus unable to heckle. Parasites like Clayton Tucker and Bruce Haywood don’t have jobs, so they can easily show up in the middle of the day to lick his sack.

With both balls already being tongue washed by Haywood and Tucker, all that was left unsucked was Robert’s mean Irish inch. So: Rhonda got the shaft. Congrats Rhonda Witcher!!

It is hilarious watching these fools get all excited about O’Rourke winning. It is NEVER GONNA HAPPEN. But I bet he lightened your wallet, didn’t he, Comrade Clayton! I’ll bet you Comrade Clayton spent all of his weekly allowance in the donation hat. What a fool.

I’m STILL offering to give any of you clowns 2-1 odds on O’Rourke to win it. That goes for Rhonda Witcher. You can reach me at lampasshole@protonmail.com

Rhonda Witcher Ends The Year The Same Way She Started It: A Fear-Mongering Moron

It seems like just yesterday I moved to Lampasas, read the local Radiogram for the first time and asked the bartender at Lucky Ranch: “Does a retard write this thing? I’ve seen better grammar, sentence structure and factual information from a third grader”.

Not long after, I unknowingly ran into Rhonda Witcher herself at The County Seat – and got into a shouting match about socialism and Big Government with her. I remember being absolutely shocked to find a big-government moron liberal in a small town in Texas. After all, I moved here to get away from that kind of shit.

I had no idea it was the same chick who wrote the Radiogram. After I found out, I made sure to get the Radiogram every single day, correct all the spelling, grammar and factual errors in red pen and then drop it off at the radio station. I did this for about six weeks, because I am an asshole that way.

Yes, this is a true story.

Well, over the last 10 years, I have become somewhat desensitized to Rhonda’s stupidity. I was unsurprised to see her fall for all the Covid nonsense. I was even more unsurprised she was still falling for it 18 months later. But her headline yesterday takes the cake. Rhonda, you are a town treasure. You are a village idiot of biblical proportions. Here is what panic-porn peddler Rhonda had to say about the OMICRON variant yesterday:

Yes, you need to watch out for that Omnicrom variant – the one that doesn’t exist because “omnicrom” is not a Greek letter. It is gibberish straight from the brain of Rhonda Witcher. And by “brain”, I mean a single wrong fact rolling around in his empty skull like a BB pellet in an empty tuna fish can.

The Radiogram prints more garbage after that:

Dr. Bhavna Lall, an internal medicine physician and clinical assistant professor at the University of Houston’s College of Medicine, said “It’s really important that people do the measures we already know work — getting vaccinated, getting their boosters if eligible, wearing masks indoors, testing before gathering, and practicing physical and social distancing,” Lall said Wednesday. “We have the tools that we know work, so we want to make sure people use them right now.”

Wrong, Sugar. Literally NONE of the things you listed works. Not one. Not masks, not the vaccines, not social distancing…nothing. Even that pudding-brain Grandpa Joe was FINALLY forced to admit yesterday that “there is no federal solution to the virus”. In other words, all the bullshit we foisted on you was a colossal waste of time. The virus is gonna virus – as I said repeatedly last year.

Ironically, an anagram (look it up, Rhonda) for “omicron” is “moronic” – which is very fitting for Rhonda and his Radiogram.

Even more ironically, Rhonda is about 117 years old, totally decrepit and a prime candidate to get killed off by Covid, according to all his fear-mongering…yet he still draws breath. Amazing! But don’t believe your lying eyes – just take Rhonda’s word for it and be VERY scared of the ‘omnicrom’.

We Just Got A Taste Of “The Green New Deal” – Failing Wind And Solar

Too much wind and solar on a grid and you will get “ERCOT” with your pants down. Every time.

This chart of TX power generation shows you everything you need to know about trying to add lots of renewables to a grid.

The enormous variability of wind generation becomes instantly apparent. Wind is not real baseline power because it’s too unpredictable and variable. Power over sweep for wind is a third-power function of wind speed, so it’s always going to vary massively with small changes in wind velocity. It jumps all over the place. The variance is managed through fast spin natural gas plants that come online to take up the slack.

But we can see what happens when wind suddenly drops to near zero and stays there because, say, all your windmills are frozen solid in an ice storm.

Nat gas has been taking up wind’s slack and then some. It’s been going gangbusters trying to keep up. But demand is just too high and there’s just no more real, reliable power. The issue here is not too much fossil fuels – it’s not having enough. If the whole peak power of the TX system was nat gas and coal, we would have sailed through this with no issues. Same for nuclear.

At exactly the moment we needed peak power, the renewables went to near zero. So the grid broke. We see this time and time again where you have wind and solar exceeding about 30% of grid. We see it in Germany. We see it in California.

Working 96-98% of the time is not acceptable for things like power grids. It means you’re gonna get a week or two of this a year.

Listening to the green new deal grifters push more renewables to fix this is like watching a frat bro tell a pledge they just need a couple more shots of mescal to sober them up.

Even that moron Rhonda Witcher is jumping on the propaganda bandwagon. In the Feb 18th Radiogram, Rhonda tells us that “social media posts quickly turned to placing blame on renewable energy (mostly windmills), but that has since been found to be totally untrue”

Of course, Rhonda Witcher doesn’t provide any evidence that it is “totally untrue”. That is because Rhonda Witcher is a libtard devoid of logic, reason or any knowledge whatsoever.

These people are lying and they know it full well. they are making up “alternate facts” because, well, let’s face it, that kind of spin works.

I Think Ronnie Witcher May Be A Chick. Rhonda Witcher?

There’s no way Ronnie Witcher is really a dude, right? I mean, NO guy gets as hysterical and panicky over obviously fake bullshit news like Ronnie has gotten over “Covid hospitalizations!!!” for months on end.

He probably believes in astrology and palm reading, too.

Rhonda has spent months and months parroting some of the most outlandish and retarded claims of the Covid Cult. He has told us repeatedly that Texas hospitals are about to be overrun and poor Covid patients would be left dying in the streets. We have heard this crap going back for MONTHS!

Here is the reality:

Funny how it kinda rises and peaks right in line with flu hospitalizations from years past, isn’t it, Rhonda?

It’s ALSO quite amazing how the total occupation stays constant, while Covid is peaking. Almost like other sicknesses are being reclassified as Covid or something.

You’ll never see REAL data like this in The Radiogram. That’s OK. I only grab six of them every morning to line my bird’s cage and start fires in the fireplace on cold nights.

Maybe Rhonda needs a competitor. A weekly, one-page folder over paper that isn’t filled with liberal twaddle and hysteria, perhaps? Hmmmm.