“Farmer” Who Grows No Crops Complains That He Makes No Money.

Clayton Tucker is the comic in a piece of bubble gum. This moron grows ZERO crops, has spent the last 5 months driving all over the place (200 miles per day, by his own admission) then wonders why he doesn’t make any money “farming.”

It’s tough to “run a ranch” when you are never there, you bufty.

I’m just going to destroy his first example (turkey) and be done because I have shit to do today.

Comrade Clayton, the silver spoon pussy who was handed free land and equipment and STILL can’t make money “farming” or “ranching” wants me to believe that the turkey farmer gets 6 cents per pound for his turkey. He wants me to believe he hands over his 10 pound turkey and gets handed 60 cents in return.

This is such obvious bullshit, there are many ways to disprove it. First I’ll ask AI:

Whoops!

Now let’s try to buy a turkey direct from a farmer online with Google:

Whoops again! Looks like they are getting WAY more than 6 cents per pound!

Then there is just common sense. Unlike the fake rancher here, I actually HAVE raised turkeys out here on my place (and chickens, pigs, rabbits, game hens, etc) – and you know what ALL of those animals have in common?? They cost WAY MORE than 6 cents a pound to fatten up. Pigs usually eat about 6 pounds of feed for every pound of meat they put on. That adds up fast. For turkeys, it’s between 2 and 4 pounds (20 to 40 pounds of feed for a 10-pound bird).

If a dumb ass turkey farmer is selling his entire bird for 60 cents (10 pounds times 6 cents per pound) he is going to go out of business in about 2 weeks, because the cost of feed ALONE is way more than 60 cents. Then add in all the other costs (housing, watering systems, clearing out the mountains of turkey shit, etc) and you see this 6 cents number is utter nonsense.

You unbridled moron.

Oh, and somebody asked the fake farmer what “crops” he actually grows when he was whining about not making any money….

Whoa! He grows grass!! THAT is his “crop” LOL.

Hey, I just realized I grow grass out here at my place too. About 30 acres of it. Guess I’m also a farmer. Now I can bitch and whine about all the monopolies and how I can’t make a living selling my grass “crop.”

I better call my Dad down in Florida and inform him HE’S a fucking farmer too since HE has grass all over HIS yard as well! Now we can ALL whine like bitches about ‘monopolies’!!!