I was so busy laughing at Comrade Clayton’s new hat and sunglasses getup yesterday that I didn’t really listen to what he was saying. He went from looking like a maître d’ at Golden Corral with his big fake floppy cowboy hat to now looking like a homeless transexual in his gaudy ball cap…
But let’s listen to what Comrade Clayton is bragging about: he’s telling us that he himself (Clayton Tucker) has ALMOST as much cash on hand right now as Sid Miller. This is close to being true.
Comrade Clayton has $31,854 in his coffers and Sid has $37,354. So about a 20% difference.
(Of course, much of Comrade Clayton’s money lately has been him emptying the accounts of his OTHER grifter organizations (Bluebonnet PAC and Farm & Food PAC) into his NEW grifter account. Not exactly a groundswell of organic grassroots financial support, but whatever.)
So riddle me this, you dunce: if Sid Miller is such a “billionaire bootlicker” and you are just a “salt of the earth” fake rancher collecting pennies here and there from lonely old ladies, then why do you both have the same amount of money in the bank?
Sid must really suck at licking billionaire boots if he only has $37k in the bank and one of his biggest donations is $5,000 from “Defend Texas Liberty” a PAC with only $3,000 on hand currently.
Oops, Comrade. Big oops. Only a complete and utter moron would fill up his diaper over his opponent being awash in shady “billionaire” donations and then in the SAME BREATH brag that he himself has almost as much in the bank. LOL.
Clown.
On a funnier note, as Comrade Clayton brags about the $32,000 he has in his account (which is probably more money than he’s held in one place his entire life) some shitlib on Bluesky is lamenting that the Texas State Democratic Party is totally broke with only $2,000 in the bank:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Maybe Ken Doll Scudder will be asking Clayton for a loan soon so they can pay their electric bill. Fucking losers.