Holy shit. God is smiling upon me yet again. When you live with mom, don’t have a real job, can’t sell any goats off your “ranch” and generally suck at everything, you do this.
Behold…..RED THUNDER!!!
You can rent Dad’s truck for any occasion!
Wait a sec. Rent? Shouldn’t you be providing this service for free, as a socialist? You want free medical care, free college and free everything else – yet you are trying to make a buck of Dad’s truck?
What an asshole.
Local socialist parasite Clayton Tucker (Chairman of the Lampasas Democrats and promoter of child mutilation and who is in favor of exposing 6-year-olds to porn) has figured out a way to mooch off Dad yet another way. Mom and Dad already let Clayton live in their upstairs bedroom at 208 S Western, but now Dad is letting Clayton use his car to try and charge people for pictures.
Clayton even hired himself once for a photoshoot – trying to give the impression he actually owns a cool car. In reality, it belongs to his daddy….
Holy shit is that sad.
What’s odd is that Clayton Tucker SDEC-24 claims to be a “fifth-generation rancher” but his dad is the owner of Pontiac Plus…and has been for a very long time. So dad cannot be a “fourth-generation rancher,” he’s a gear head – which must make his son’s complete ineptitude with tools even more painful to bear.
Stay tuned – we have a LOT more Baby Seal bashing to come…including his new project: Texas Bluebonnet PAC!