Yeah, I’m not even close to done taking shits on the commies yet. I keep thinking about how we came THIS/CLOSE(the bullet to Trump’s head) to the death of our republic. I don’t know if we’re in some kind of computer simulation and they are fucking with us, or we are in another dimension where the luckiest shit happens, but I’ll take it. I’m going to keep celebrating our good fortune.
This must have been what it felt like when WWII ended and everybody went out and partied and fucked each other and we ended up with the Baby Boom. I wouldn’t be surprised if there is a Trump Baby Boom next fall. Not for Clayton Tucker, of course. But for normal, well-adjusted heterosexual couples.
Apparently some old fossil who ran the Texas Democrat Party has resigned and all the commies are in a tizzy about who to elect next. Naturally, Comrade Clayton’s “Texas Progressive Caucus” thinks they should have a say. LOL. He’s all mad about how the shitlibs got absolutely massacred a few days ago and is blaming it on the “fat cats” at the top taking all the money and not really doing anything to promote victory.
Apparently their 72-year-old fossil Chairman doesn’t even know how to use Twitter….
Of course, Comrade Clayton the sucker literally JUST WROTE a check to the Texas Democratic Party recently! He was swindled for $663, as his disclosures show. His Bluebonnet PAC also gave $1,500 to Jennifer Lee, who was running in House District 55. Lee got her ass kicked by Hillary Hickland 58% to 42%. LOL. Truly, Clayton Tucker is a mover and a shaker and a kingmaker in the Texas Democrat Party! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
[Hold on while I add “Jennifer Lee” to the long list of candidates that Comrade Clayton has mushed by rooting for them or donating money to them. Ok…done]
You see, Comrade Clayton ACTUALLY BELIEVES in all this “we are all equal” shit, so he was completely blindsided when the Fat Cats at the top took a ton of money from suckers like Comrade Clayton and only helped themselves, and not the “little people.” If Comrade Clayton knew his history, he’d know that is EXACTLY how every communist and socialist revolution turns out. The small group of scumbags at the top live like kings, while “the people” live ‘equally’ in squalor. It has literally happened every time. But Comrade Clayton stupidly thinks that HE will be part of the inner circle! LOL. What a maroon!
Anyways, he is VERY MAD about how badly the shitlibs did on Tuesday. So mad, in fact, that he posted a poll for everyone to take and tell him if they should raise a LOT of hell over the loss or just A LITTLE hell. As you can see, the poll was a roaring success and shows the massive power of Comrade Clayton’s “Progressive Caucus”…he got FIVE whole votes over the last two days!!
FIVE VOTES! BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. So the vote was 3 to 2? But posting it as “60%” sounds SO much better. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Boy, they are going to REALLY raise hell, those five dorks. I can also guarantee you that one of those five votes is Comrade Clayton himself. I bet when he saw he only had like three votes registered and nobody gave a shit about his stupid poll or his “caucus” he yelled downstairs Wednesday night to his mom and told her to vote, too. “Mom! You need to get online and vote to raise a lot of hell! Mom? You there??”
Poor Terry Tucker. I see her at the gym a lot and she just looks defeated. Like any mom who still had her loser son living with her at age 34 and badgered her to vote in his retarded on-line polls.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fucking LOSER!!
Up next: a definitive list of all the candidates Comrade Clayton has mushed over the last 5 years.