Nutsack Index – Brutal Outside

“The wind always blows!” says the microcephalic Comrade Clayton Tucker!

I’ve lost track of how many times the always-blowing wind was MIA this year. It’s been a lot. Imagine if we had to rely solely on intermittent shitty pinwheels and solar panels for 100% of our energy needs, like certain socialist morons demand we do.

If Que Mala! gets elected, expect a LOT more energy policy retardation, higher bills and rolling blackouts. Not to mention exploding deficits to subsidize all that garbage.