This has been such an awesome week. Elon triggering woke Twitter twats, firing the pricks that censored everything and now this “intruder” smashes a Pelosi in the head. Thank you God!!
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This reminds me of the Tiger Woods incident back in like 2009. None of it made sense. He “fell asleep” and crashed. OK. You just KNEW it was all bullshit.
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This story has a TON of loose ends. It’s more fucked up than the Jussie Smollet story and sounds more like a gay lovers’ quarrel than anything else. I have zero doubt the truth will come out eventually. And it won’t be the current nonsense about a MAGA guy from Berkeley breaking in.
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A militant nudist? They both had hammers? He didn’t attack Pelosi until the police arrived for a “wellbeing check”? Who called THAT in? The glass was broken from the inside? Holy shit, yes.
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Get the popcorn!!!!
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